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  • ecu 9 Mar 2010 21:39:00 77,453 posts
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    This
  • smoothpete 17 Mar 2010 09:56:15 32,029 posts
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    Superb!
  • Bremenacht 17 Mar 2010 11:41:53 20,533 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Superb!
    "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
    They allow midgets in the police force? Or maybe she'd dropped her truncheon?
  • Tomo 17 Mar 2010 12:11:33 14,058 posts
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    That's... mental. The story needs elaborating far more.

    And how the hell can you assault someone with your chopper?! Did he have it pierced with two blades pointing out of the sides?

    Just... 0_0
  • TechnoHippy 17 Mar 2010 12:41:24 14,716 posts
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    I like the way the other officer(s) just watched :-)

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  • Deleted user 18 March 2010 15:55:23
    The advert for the snoring solution to the right of that article is brilliant!
  • mrpon 18 Mar 2010 15:55:58 29,989 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    The advert for the snoring solution to the right of that article is brilliant!
    :) Looks like Simon Cowell!!

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • Dougs 9 Apr 2010 13:08:29 70,539 posts
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    Loving the caption headline
  • localnotail 9 Apr 2010 13:11:39 23,093 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Loving the caption headline

    He said he only wanted to "cheer everybody up."

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Load_2.0 13 May 2010 14:15:13 20,173 posts
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    OK.

    Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html
  • Bremenacht 13 May 2010 17:08:00 20,533 posts
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    Load "$" wrote:
    OK.

    Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html
    Eatin' slugs and lickin' toads.

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  • ecu 26 Jun 2010 02:28:51 77,453 posts
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    'Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England
  • DFawkes 26 Jun 2010 02:42:33 24,720 posts
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    Well shit it's all over. Might as well give up. Or ignore the opinion of an Octopus and try to win anyway.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • ecu 26 Jun 2010 02:44:08 77,453 posts
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    If I was a player this would definitely play on my mind.
  • DFawkes 26 Jun 2010 02:48:26 24,720 posts
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    That's exactly what the Octopus wants. Crafty little bastards, those cephalopods. Worst thing is it was UK born, so it's a traitor too.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • ecu 26 Jun 2010 02:54:13 77,453 posts
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    Maybe he's working undercover, and he picked Germany as an epic reverse-jinx.
  • pinebear 26 Jun 2010 07:46:38 8,565 posts
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    Mystic Octopus predicted Germany's Euro 2008 results with 80% accuracy.

    Germany played 6 matches, losing only in the final itself.

    5/6 * 100 = 83%

    >_> vewy, vewy suthpithiouth

    How does it predict a draw, the fat bloater?

  • HiddenAway 26 Jun 2010 12:21:04 15,052 posts
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    Or, maybe the Octopus likes the German flag? Seeing as it's only really been used to predict German matches...

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  • ecu 7 Jul 2010 10:27:52 77,453 posts
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    Tired Gay succumbs to Dix
  • Flightrisker 7 Jul 2010 12:16:03 18,139 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Tired Gay succumbs to Dix

    Just came here to post that :(
  • Deleted user 7 July 2010 15:41:56
    From the BBC ticker:

    The 'legal high' NRG-1 ban should be banned, the advisory council recommends
  • kiroquai 7 Jul 2010 15:46:12 262 posts
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    If this has been already posted then apologies, but it made me laugh (no story, just picture of paper)

    Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in a gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar!
  • Deleted user 7 July 2010 15:47:27
    Ahem
  • LockeTribal 7 Jul 2010 15:49:44 4,562 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    Ahem

    Link doesn't work there dg.

    EDIT: Is it "Nut kiss lands girl in hospital"?

    :D
  • thelzdking 7 Jul 2010 15:55:27 4,535 posts
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    A few weeks ago out local paper bore the immortal headline 'tranvestite drug den shut down'.

    No one thinks of the cross-dressing drug addicts anymore :(
  • tombo 7 Jul 2010 16:20:18 2,101 posts
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    Also from the BBC ticker


    A woman has denied sexual abuse of baby, while her boyfriend took photographs

    Why would you photograph someone denying something?
  • Zerobob 7 Jul 2010 16:44:18 1,622 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Tired Gay succumbs to Dix

    That is just simply amazing it got past the editors. Hilarious though!
  • figgis 9 Jul 2010 09:37:16 7,406 posts
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    Snoop Dogg eyes Coronation Street cameo
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