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  • King_Cnut 4 Apr 2008 15:34:57 615 posts
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    ... I am old therefore I have 99% of the (serious) stuff mentioned here.

    In addition to the chain saw, angle grinder, paint, motorbike, claw/sledge/lump hammer, bolt cutters, mower etc.

    ... I raise you a circular saw, that is laser guided.
  • Immaterial 4 Apr 2008 15:35:01 1,334 posts
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    A choice of 2 saws, both slightly rusty.

    A good woman to provide no tea and no sympathy, just yelling when that shelf I spent all bloody day putting up falls near (not ON, mind you- just near) our first-born child.

    /henpecked

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:35:13 77,707 posts
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    A straight razor, strap and brush.

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  • Murbal 4 Apr 2008 15:35:33 22,083 posts
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    Bloodkult wrote:
    Hai Karate.

    Heh! Beaten by a second!
  • Lexx87 4 Apr 2008 15:35:41 20,869 posts
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    A varnished broom to stick up your arse

    /thanks Razz

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  • smoothpete 4 Apr 2008 15:36:22 31,495 posts
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    I'm always embarrassed about my silky soft office worker's hands when I shake hands with someone who clearly does heavy manual work for a living

    Hands like sun dried leather
  • JetSetWilly 4 Apr 2008 15:36:40 5,721 posts
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    Hose, hose-reel and accompanying Hoze-lock attachments.
  • Lexx87 4 Apr 2008 15:37:14 20,869 posts
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    Steel tipped boots

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  • chudders 4 Apr 2008 15:38:12 755 posts
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    Shitty underpants.
  • Der_tolle_Emil 4 Apr 2008 15:38:45 7,299 posts
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    A bad looking jogging suit. Cotton preferred.
  • wobbler147 4 Apr 2008 15:38:47 5,138 posts
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    Driving gloves
  • KingOfSpain 4 Apr 2008 15:39:31 5,187 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I'm always embarrassed about my silky soft office worker's hands when I shake hands with someone who clearly does heavy manual work for a living

    Hands like sun dried leather

    This is so true. My Dad and my brother are both bricklayers so they both have proper beaten up hands, while I sit at a computer all day so mine are stupidly smooth.
  • nickthegun 4 Apr 2008 15:39:59 59,454 posts
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    Der_tolle_Emil wrote:
    A bad looking jogging suit. Cotton preferred.

    Worn with cheap leather shoes that look like cardboard, sprayed black.

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    He totally called it

  • Lexx87 4 Apr 2008 15:40:23 20,869 posts
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    A wet stain on the crotch

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  • afghan_jones 4 Apr 2008 15:40:30 3,034 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I'm always embarrassed about my silky soft office worker's hands when I shake hands with someone who clearly does heavy manual work for a living

    Hands like sun dried leather

    +10,000


    I hate it. Especially cause my dad is the One True King of all DIY and owns every tool ever, and my father-in-law has worked at making car parts all his life.

    Both are proper Men in the old school sense. I constantly feel like a disappointment for working in an office, using moisturiser and spending my free time playing videogames.

    Not doing physical labour of any kind is the most emasculating thing ever.
  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:40:39 77,707 posts
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    A massive jaw.

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  • smoothpete 4 Apr 2008 15:41:00 31,495 posts
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    Tie with fried egg stain on
  • RubyRed 4 Apr 2008 15:41:17 4,303 posts
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    Brylcreem
  • Der_tolle_Emil 4 Apr 2008 15:41:21 7,299 posts
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    Anyone mentioned chest hair yet?
  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:41:57 77,707 posts
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    A vice.

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  • Murbal 4 Apr 2008 15:42:01 22,083 posts
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    String vest
  • smoothpete 4 Apr 2008 15:42:16 31,495 posts
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    Hairy ears and nose
  • Lexx87 4 Apr 2008 15:42:32 20,869 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    A vice.

    This

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  • Lexx87 4 Apr 2008 15:42:53 20,869 posts
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    Pubes that have never been trimmed

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  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:42:56 77,707 posts
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    Intricate knowledge of wood.

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  • KingOfSpain 4 Apr 2008 15:43:00 5,187 posts
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    Rooney wrote:


    the ability to piss anywhere, anytime...

    Dam my shy bladder, dam it to hell!!
  • RubyRed 4 Apr 2008 15:43:37 4,303 posts
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    A brown suit circa 1975 with threadbare elbows. It's the only suit in the wardrobe and is a good all-rounder for weddings/funerals/christenings/various other functions.
  • afghan_jones 4 Apr 2008 15:43:39 3,034 posts
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    A beer belly.
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