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  • elephantjuice 25 Oct 2012 16:42:26 719 posts
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    A fluffy dildo?
  • elephantjuice 25 Oct 2012 16:52:35 719 posts
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    Ah, new page, we meet again.
  • Megapocalypse 25 Oct 2012 16:58:38 5,465 posts
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    I had to buy a plunger recently. And one of those long bender drain pipe cleaner things. Do they count as manly?
  • ronuds 25 Oct 2012 17:01:22 21,788 posts
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    @Megapocalypse - Have you ever seen an un-manly plumber?

    Lack of confidence in your manliness is not manly like, though.

    Edited by ronuds at 17:02:37 25-10-2012
  • MetalDog 25 Oct 2012 17:01:31 23,723 posts
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    Manlier than fluffy dildos, that's for sure.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • smoothpete 25 Oct 2012 17:15:37 31,556 posts
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    No lie, the last plumber we used was this gruff as hell bloke, built like a tree stump - except it also turned out that he was into aromatherapy and had a sideline business as a masseur / holistic healing type person.
  • MikeP 25 Oct 2012 18:11:57 1,925 posts
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    I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

    I can't hear it over the noise my angle grinder is making while it cleans up some steel I'm going to braze with my Oxy-Propane torch.

    PSN ID: Mikenetic

  • prawnking1980 25 Oct 2012 19:44:57 4,720 posts
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    Not something I own, but I do like dismantaling guns at work.
  • smoothpete 25 Oct 2012 19:59:48 31,556 posts
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    And where do you work?
  • smoothpete 25 Oct 2012 20:00:25 31,556 posts
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    also can I come and work there please?
  • prawnking1980 25 Oct 2012 20:03:42 4,720 posts
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    In the police managing evidence in cases.
  • prawnking1980 25 Oct 2012 20:04:12 4,720 posts
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    Do have a vacancy as it happens
  • prawnking1980 25 Oct 2012 20:04:54 4,720 posts
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    I have also nearly shot someone too.
  • elstoof 25 Oct 2012 20:07:24 7,721 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    I had to buy a plunger recently. And one of those long bender drain pipe cleaner things. Do they count as manly?
    I bought one this week also, my conclusion was that the plunger wasn't manly in and of itself, but being able to crimp off a length of cable beastly enough to warrant a plunger, was.
  • Deleted user 25 October 2012 20:09:25
    You work for CSI? Awesome. Can I haz job?
  • tuff 25 Oct 2012 20:59:00 628 posts
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    A razor just for your balls and arse.
  • ronuds 25 Oct 2012 21:00:24 21,788 posts
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    They make razors specifically for that?
  • billythekid 25 Oct 2012 21:41:34 11,194 posts
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    cheeky_prawnking wrote:
    I have also nearly shot someone too.
    So you're a shit shot?

    :)
  • MikeP 25 Oct 2012 22:14:30 1,925 posts
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    I bet the incident was preceded by the words "It's fine, it's not loaded."

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  • Lutz 25 Oct 2012 22:18:48 48,854 posts
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    Loppers for cutting branches from trees.
  • prawnking1980 25 Oct 2012 22:21:35 4,720 posts
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    MikeP wrote:
    I bet the incident was preceded by the words "It's fine, it's not loaded."
    Pretty much, playing with an air rifle, pulled the trigger and it went off. Should have been made safe and emptied.
  • skuzzbag 25 Oct 2012 22:23:37 5,650 posts
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    Pah, an air rifle.

    "Hey! Did you just shoot me?"
  • ED209 25 Oct 2012 22:28:10 505 posts
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    Lutz wrote:
    Loppers for cutting branches from trees.
    That's the most girly fucking thing I've ever heard!

    A real man jumps up and down with a wooden saw on the very edge of his fingertips, using only patience and a belief that the law of averages/enough goes will lead to the forming of a small groove that allows the sawing action to get started proper... (I'll easy have that branch down before I'm 40. Just need to move back to the house first).

    Samantha Janus?

  • docrob 28 Oct 2012 08:48:45 291 posts
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    I unblocked an outside drain the other day. Had my whole arm down the bloody thing almost to shoulder level. Pulled out all manner of decaying leaf matter. Drain worked afterwards.

    /flex
  • elstoof 28 Oct 2012 10:12:44 7,721 posts
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    docrob wrote:
    decaying leaf matter.
    Keep telling yourself that bro.
  • damagedinc 28 Oct 2012 10:33:50 885 posts
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    girlfriend left me and in process of dating a few girls, thankfully house was in my name. seriously considering a hot tub for midnight frolics
  • cubbymoore 28 Oct 2012 10:39:35 36,500 posts
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    A spatula for hitting those pesky flies.

    And a string vest.
  • docrob 28 Oct 2012 10:39:51 291 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    docrob wrote:
    decaying leaf matter.
    Keep telling yourself that bro.
    I did. A lot.

    It probably didn't smell bad enough to be anything else. Having said that, if it was then tackling it gets me extra man points.

    I had a long shower afterwards. And I still didn't feel clean. It's possible that I never really will ever again.
  • angeltreats 28 Oct 2012 12:14:55 2,602 posts
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    My husband owns almost every tool it is possible to own for cutting stuff, drilling stuff, attaching stuff to other stuff, plumbing stuff in etc etc. He even (mostly) knows how to use them. At the moment in our downstairs shower room (because it's raining outside) he has set up a circular saw which he's using to cut bits of pine for boxing in pipes in the new bathroom he's installing and half the house is carpeted with sawdust. The other day he repaired our broken washing machine all by himself.

    However, I am manlier than my husband. And the reason is that I sharpen my pencils with a stanley knife, and he uses a girly pencil sharpener.

    :)
  • mal 28 Oct 2012 15:07:32 22,677 posts
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    Tsk, every real man should know there's a tool for every job, and that tool is usually a knife ;)

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

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