List of manly things that men should own Page 18

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  • Deckard1 30 Jul 2012 21:28:45 27,983 posts
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    Looks like dirts saying "Just make sure you relax. The first 3 inches will be the worst, from there on in its plain sailing"
  • Deleted user 12 August 2012 12:53:17
    A fleshlight.
  • elstoof 12 Aug 2012 13:13:55 7,354 posts
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    Just had yours delivered?
  • Deleted user 12 August 2012 14:51:22
    @elstoof Special delivery. I broke my last one.
  • smoothpete 6 Oct 2012 14:00:56 31,512 posts
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    I bought a massive ladder today. Except I currently have no car so I walked 2 miles back from B&Q with my massive ladder on my shoulder. I got some funny looks but they were probably just jealous of my excessive manliness. I've also just hacked a big branch off a tree with a machete.
  • Moot_Point 6 Oct 2012 14:04:59 4,096 posts
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    @smoothpete Don't you have to be a qualified tree surgeon to cut limbs off a tree?

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  • Dougs 6 Oct 2012 14:07:15 67,728 posts
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    Nice! I need those, think there's one in my old man's garage. Got some guttering that needs sorting. The man we paid to do it last year/year before clearly didn't do a very good job.
  • smoothpete 6 Oct 2012 14:21:42 31,512 posts
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    Oh fuck, the tree surgeons union are going to be on my case now

    (no of course you don't need to be a qualified tree surgeon)

    Dougs, just cleaned the guttering here. Fucking horrible dirty job. Enjoy!

    Edited by smoothpete at 14:22:12 06-10-2012
  • Moot_Point 6 Oct 2012 14:31:37 4,096 posts
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    @smoothpete

    No. An Arborist is a very skilled job. Cutting the wrong limb off a tree could seriously damage it, if you do not know what you are doing.

    Oh by the way, there are huge fines for the willful destruction of trees. Just so you know.

    Edited by Moot_Point at 14:32:44 06-10-2012

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  • billythekid 6 Oct 2012 14:40:00 11,138 posts
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    You can do what you like with your own trees as long as they don't have a protection order on them.
  • Dougs 6 Oct 2012 14:54:48 67,728 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:

    Dougs, just cleaned the guttering here. Fucking horrible dirty job. Enjoy!
    Aye, mine is a loose bracket that leaks. Which was replaced by the man. Also should have tackled the knackered felt on my flat roof of the extention which is fine at the moment but could become an issue. I fucking hate diy.
  • Vortex808 6 Oct 2012 15:02:26 7,148 posts
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    Dougs wrote:

    Also should have tackled the knackered felt on my flat roof of the extention which is fine at the moment but could become an issue. I fucking hate diy.

    Elastomeric paint might help with that if it starts to become an issue. Not too dear either. Slap it on ny damaged areas and it'll keep it watertight until you can get it patched or replaced.

    Edited by Vortex808 at 15:02:37 06-10-2012
  • Dougs 6 Oct 2012 15:06:21 67,728 posts
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    Cheers - the problem is right on the lip where the felt has perished so it might run underneath. The fascia is rotten too. But I am lazy and forgetful. It's only when it rains again that I remember!
  • cheeky_prawnking 6 Oct 2012 16:31:05 4,580 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I bought a massive ladder today. Except I currently have no car so I walked 2 miles back from B&Q with my massive ladder on my shoulder. I got some funny looks but they were probably just jealous of my excessive manliness. I've also just hacked a big branch off a tree with a machete.
    It seems that word cock can replace ladder and be amusing. At least to me.
  • smoothpete 6 Oct 2012 16:35:03 31,512 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    @smoothpete

    No. An Arborist is a very skilled job. Cutting the wrong limb off a tree could seriously damage it, if you do not know what you are doing.

    Oh by the way, there are huge fines for the willful destruction of trees. Just so you know.
    Maybe so, but its my tree so I can do what I want to it. True that tree surgeons are skilled people, but if it's my tree then wahey it's machete time.
  • elstoof 6 Oct 2012 16:42:28 7,354 posts
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    My manly drill, for manly drilling.

    Gonna put some shelves up.
  • smoothpete 6 Oct 2012 16:45:26 31,512 posts
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    Fuck yeah, old school drill. I've got my dads old plane, it's amazing to see the quality of the workmanship in old tools. They genuinely don't make them like that any more.
  • elstoof 6 Oct 2012 16:57:39 7,354 posts
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    Unfortunately they don't really make the right drill bits for those anymore, the old ones are more corkscrew shaped for really carving out the wood with the torque you put in and the new ones are all about blasting away with a high rpm. No finesse. Still, I use it for work all the time because of the control you get over what you're doing.
  • elstoof 6 Oct 2012 17:57:20 7,354 posts
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    Like the village people wore?
  • jonsaan 6 Oct 2012 18:29:55 25,352 posts
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    Bros.

    FCUTA!

  • jonsaan 6 Oct 2012 18:31:24 25,352 posts
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    I once stomped my whole foot clean through a framed oil painting a lady had sticking out in the aisle on a bus wearing a pair of those. A rather awkward situation.

    FCUTA!

  • jabberwoky 6 Oct 2012 18:40:20 522 posts
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    A proper serious heavy duty teddy bear. Not one of those girly types, but one with real attitude, dark brown serious looking fur and a "don't mess with me" look in its eyes.
  • elstoof 6 Oct 2012 18:52:22 7,354 posts
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    Those "Real Dolls" have serious looking dark brown eyebrows and a sort of mean, don't fuck with me look. Is that the kind of heavy duty teddy bear thing you mean?

    Edited by elstoof at 18:52:50 06-10-2012
  • jabberwoky 6 Oct 2012 19:07:46 522 posts
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    Never seen one, but they sound the business.
  • elstoof 6 Oct 2012 19:30:46 7,354 posts
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    Britney.

    Every time I look at her I keep thinking about those paintings Phoebe did in Friends.
  • Deleted user 6 October 2012 19:35:49
    Real men always carry tissues in their pocket.

    :(
  • johnson81 6 Oct 2012 19:39:50 377 posts
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    @elstoof

    That is a mental website. I can't believe shit like that exists.

    Also I want the shemale adapter. $399, bargain.
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