List of manly things that men should own Page 17

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  • MistaGav 23 Jul 2012 12:47:58 90 posts
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    A man drawer
  • mal 27 Jul 2012 03:45:23 22,328 posts
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    I've just noticed that I've entirely worn off the branded logo which had been laid onto the blade of my tenon saw through using it. Now only I know that it was originally a cheapo Wickes tenon saw, and it is now a Man tenon saw.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Psychotext 27 Jul 2012 04:52:04 53,771 posts
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    I have a sledgehammer by my desk. I assume this is the case for every man.
  • Deleted user 27 July 2012 07:04:37
    A woman?
  • 7_ShininGAngel 27 Jul 2012 07:42:20 4 posts
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    balls
  • taurus82 29 Jul 2012 10:46:16 328 posts
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    Nipples wrote:
    A woman?
    After the weirdest week of my life, I firmly believe I will have the tall, dark brunette with the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.

    PSN: taurus82
    Twitter: 17taurus82

  • ZuluHero 29 Jul 2012 11:13:43 4,011 posts
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    taurus82 wrote:
    Nipples wrote:
    A woman?
    After the weirdest week of my life, I firmly believe I will have the tall, dark brunette with the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.
    Me too. And she only charges 100 an hour. ;)
  • taurus82 30 Jul 2012 13:29:16 328 posts
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    ZuluHero wrote:
    taurus82 wrote:
    Nipples wrote:
    A woman?
    After the weirdest week of my life, I firmly believe I will have the tall, dark brunette with the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.
    Me too. And she only charges 100 an hour. ;)
    I'm preeeetty sure you're joking, but I'm not.

    PSN: taurus82
    Twitter: 17taurus82

  • Deckard1 30 Jul 2012 13:36:49 27,045 posts
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    What star sign are you?
  • Deleted user 30 July 2012 13:49:02
    taurus82 wrote:
    ZuluHero wrote:
    taurus82 wrote:
    Nipples wrote:
    A woman?
    After the weirdest week of my life, I firmly believe I will have the tall, dark brunette with the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.
    Me too. And she only charges 100 an hour. ;)
    I'm preeeetty sure you're joking, but I'm not.
    Rohypnol and rope don't cost 100
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2012 13:49:38 6,586 posts
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    A bottle of Brut 33.
  • smoothpete 30 Jul 2012 13:50:29 31,314 posts
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    I now own a wetsuit. I thought it was manly at first but thinking about it, a) it protects from the cold (which is some bitch shit) and b) I look like a gimp in it
  • taurus82 30 Jul 2012 13:53:09 328 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    What star sign are you?
    Umm, my username?

    PSN: taurus82
    Twitter: 17taurus82

  • magicpanda 30 Jul 2012 13:56:32 13,248 posts
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    Wow I had you down as a Pisces.
  • Deleted user 30 July 2012 13:58:35
    A foot pump.
  • billythekid 30 Jul 2012 13:59:02 11,012 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    A bottle of Brut 33.
    Splash it all over!
  • Dougs 30 Jul 2012 14:00:39 66,585 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I now own a wetsuit. I thought it was manly at first but thinking about it, a) it protects from the cold (which is some bitch shit) and b) I look like a gimp in it
    Depends where you're going to be using it....and what for. If it's to set off barrels of nitroglycerine with a white DJ underneath, you're forgiven.
  • billythekid 30 Jul 2012 14:03:09 11,012 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I now own a wetsuit. I thought it was manly at first but thinking about it, a) it protects from the cold (which is some bitch shit) and b) I look like a gimp in it
    Even the manliest man looks like a gimp in a wetsuit.

  • smoothpete 30 Jul 2012 14:04:19 31,314 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    I now own a wetsuit. I thought it was manly at first but thinking about it, a) it protects from the cold (which is some bitch shit) and b) I look like a gimp in it
    Depends where you're going to be using it....and what for. If it's to set off barrels of nitroglycerine with a white DJ underneath, you're forgiven.
    For wakeboarding. I am a beginner at this stage. I don't think the exploding barrels thing will happen for a couple of weeks yet.
  • Deckard1 30 Jul 2012 14:04:38 27,045 posts
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    taurus82 wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    What star sign are you?
    Umm, my username?
    Oh shit yeah. Should have put 2 and 2 together really. I'm taurus too. We should fuck.
  • OldCrow 30 Jul 2012 14:14:56 148 posts
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    I'm Taurus aswell ;)
  • mrpon 30 Jul 2012 14:19:57 28,406 posts
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    Could be the 2nd EG human centipede in the making.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 30 Jul 2012 14:25:40 27,045 posts
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    The second?
  • Madder-Max 30 Jul 2012 14:28:51 11,618 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    taurus82 wrote:
    ZuluHero wrote:
    taurus82 wrote:
    Nipples wrote:
    A woman?
    After the weirdest week of my life, I firmly believe I will have the tall, dark brunette with the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.
    Me too. And she only charges 100 an hour. ;)
    I'm preeeetty sure you're joking, but I'm not.
    Rohypnol and rope don't cost 100
    he didn't realise what his mum charges

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • smoothpete 30 Jul 2012 14:33:56 31,314 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    The second?
    ...
  • Deckard1 30 Jul 2012 14:44:51 27,045 posts
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    Oh my. Who's that on the left?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 30 Jul 2012 20:18:48 37,299 posts
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    taurus82 wrote:
    Nipples wrote:
    A woman?
    After the weirdest week of my life, I firmly believe I will have the tall, dark brunette with the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Dirtbox 30 Jul 2012 21:02:56 77,453 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Oh my. Who's that on the left?
    Starchild accepting my proposal.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • mrpon 30 Jul 2012 21:06:22 28,406 posts
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    The bitten nails tells you dirt was nervous about picking the middle position.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

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