List of manly things that men should own Page 16

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  • X201 19 Jul 2012 14:28:32 16,679 posts
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    Not a power tool, but still manly.

    I've bought a Potato Fork

  • ronuds 19 Jul 2012 15:47:03 21,786 posts
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    Verdict's out on the manliness of a potato fork. I'd contend that - you couldn't accidentally cut your arm off with one, so manly it is not.
  • X201 19 Jul 2012 16:00:24 16,679 posts
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    You can shift loads of soil with it and uproot entire plants with a single scoop.

    = Manly
  • AceGrace 19 Jul 2012 16:03:04 1,885 posts
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    A Neo Geo AES.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2012 16:05:37 21,786 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    You can shift loads of soil with it and uproot entire plants with a single scoop.

    = Manly
    Only tiny and weak plants, like a petunia or buttercup. Most plants will laugh at that thing.
  • X201 19 Jul 2012 16:10:24 16,679 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Thats the most unmanly looking tool I've ever saw. Its all bendy and limp.

    Sir, that is an insult.
    I'll have you know that it is made in England by manly craftsmen.
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2012 16:23:15 30,725 posts
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    Sorry X, but that tool reminds me of this, which isn't in the slightest bit manly. Kindly mince out of the thread please.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2012 16:34:12 21,786 posts
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    It reminded me more of this:



    A woman's dress.
  • DaM 19 Jul 2012 16:38:35 14,305 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Thats the most unmanly looking tool I've ever saw. Its all bendy and limp.

    Sir, that is an insult.
    I'll have you know that it is made in England by manly craftsmen.
    The blokes making them from molten metal are manly. What are you going to do with the potatoes? Puree and drizzle with truffle oil? Gay.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2012 16:41:07 21,786 posts
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    I just wanted to be sure you knew.
  • X201 19 Jul 2012 16:45:48 16,679 posts
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    I thought you were clarifying that it wasn't one of yours.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2012 16:47:10 21,786 posts
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    If it was, it would be better suited here than that potato fork of yours. :p
  • Vortex808 19 Jul 2012 17:08:45 8,872 posts
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    I have a pick axe in the garage.

    Now *that's* for manly digging, not a potato fork! ;-)

    Also in the even of a florida-style zombie plague, I aim to try to skewer one on each side of the pick. *Achievement unlocked*
  • oceanmotion 19 Jul 2012 17:15:38 16,459 posts
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    Shitewear
  • JoeBlade 19 Jul 2012 17:22:07 3,012 posts
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    oceanmotion wrote:
    Shitewear
    Is that the official dress code of potato fork wielders?
  • brokenkey 19 Jul 2012 17:30:59 7,518 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    It reminded me more of this:



    A woman's dress.
    That's a skirt.
  • ronuds 19 Jul 2012 17:32:57 21,786 posts
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    A man wouldn't know the difference.
  • Deleted user 19 July 2012 17:49:39
    X201 wrote:
    Not a power tool, but still manly.

    I've bought a Potato Fork

    What a stupid tool. I bet it costs more than a years supply of potatoes.

    What's wrong with digging them out with your hands, getting splendid mud, slugs, and hidden catshits under your nails? "Rejoice, my family - for I have pulled our sustenance from the soil with my bare manly hands."
  • Dirtbox 19 Jul 2012 17:51:21 82,345 posts
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    How the fuck are you meant to eat potatoes with that anyway?
  • whatthefu 19 Jul 2012 19:20:44 878 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    X201 wrote:
    You can shift loads of soil with it and uproot entire plants with a single scoop.

    = Manly
    Only tiny and weak plants, like a petunia or buttercup. Most plants will laugh at that thing.
    LMAO. petunian or buttercup.
    good pwnage
  • EMarkM 19 Jul 2012 21:30:04 3,793 posts
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    I've got a FUCKING BIG SINK PLUNGER.

    My mate at the office is jealous...
  • Folant 19 Jul 2012 21:47:41 1,786 posts
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    Machete.

    For when you find a weed root the size of a small tree that wants to play silly buggers.

    Edited by Folant at 21:48:35 19-07-2012
  • DodgyPast 20 Jul 2012 03:08:41 8,948 posts
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    Had a tractor when I was younger, that's pretty manly.

    Well actually my mother had one and I used it most of the time.
  • MightyMouse 20 Jul 2012 03:11:31 1,152 posts
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    A copy of Mulan is necessary for all real men.

  • spamdangled 20 Jul 2012 03:15:12 27,939 posts
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    A pair of mini whisks and a copy of La Patisserie Dukan
  • Trafford 20 Jul 2012 07:53:07 6,898 posts
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    I've just bought a 3x3m lightweight tarpaulin. As used by Chris Ryan.
    Tents are for pussies.
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