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  • smoothpete 26 Jul 2010 11:49:36 31,837 posts
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    When I am 100% sure that the nest is dead I will open it up and take some pictures for you
  • DaM 26 Jul 2010 11:49:48 13,537 posts
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    Retroid wrote:
    I bought & installed a new ADSL router for my parents-in-law this weekend.

    That's quite manly. Isn't it?

    I set up my father-in-laws new broadband settings on his old powerful router which reaches the whole house, which the newly supplied one couldn't. He was obviously impressed at my manliness in doing this in 5 minutes (he had spent all day on the 02 helpline, who told him it was impossible...).

    In return he has converted my overgrown terraced garden into a built-up flat space, building retaining walls and moving about 20 tonnes of earth in the process.....just the turf to go.... I might see if I can help with that. It's good for the elderly to have something to do to keep them busy.
  • Retroid Moderator 26 Jul 2010 11:51:47 45,311 posts
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    I can get some of my Manliness back by having an oily rag and a full toolkit for my car.
  • mrpon 26 Jul 2010 14:32:26 29,587 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    A workmate with lots and lots of scars from sawing.
    Off to buy one of these to compliment the circular saw I already have, using the dining room table gets derisory glances.

    /rolls eyes

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • otto Moderator 26 Jul 2010 14:49:25 49,335 posts
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    I once killed two wasps in mid-flight with a single ninja karate kick. (True story, though there may have been an element of fluke involved.)

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • Psychotext 26 Jul 2010 14:57:51 55,048 posts
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    So what do I need to own to make that post relevant otto? :p
  • speedofthepuma 26 Jul 2010 15:08:06 13,320 posts
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    otto wrote:
    I once killed two wasps in mid-flight with a single ninja karate kick. (True story, though there may have been an element of fluke involved.)

    A ninja kick would be one performed by a ninja. What you did was an otto-trying-to-kick-like-a-ninja kick.

    I imagine it was an entirely different entity.

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  • Alastair 26 Jul 2010 15:11:52 16,407 posts
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    otto wrote:
    I once killed two wasps in mid-flight with a single ninja karate kick. (True story, though there may have been an element of fluke involved.)

    Your Birkenstock sandal flew off and happened to squash two wasps?
  • Jeepers 26 Jul 2010 15:14:50 13,315 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    otto wrote:
    I once killed two wasps in mid-flight with a single ninja karate kick. (True story, though there may have been an element of fluke involved.)

    Your Birkenstock sandal flew off and happened to squash two wasps?

    "The loony EU Bore-o-crats that kills our British wasps!" spluttered The Mail.
  • Deleted user 26 July 2010 15:17:38
    A Merkur razor with all accessories - including a less manly styptic pencil.

    The only manly thing about it is the word "styptic" which would fit in any death metal album from the 90s.

    Cut-throat razors is the only way real men shave I suppose - next to growing a wild beard of course.
  • BanjoMan 26 Jul 2010 15:28:30 13,730 posts
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    valli wrote:
    A Merkur razor with all accessories - including a less manly styptic pencil.

    The only manly thing about it is the word "styptic" which would fit in any death metal album from the 90s.

    Cut-throat razors is the only way real men shave I suppose - next to growing a wild beard of course.
    I have a beard, but I still shave my throat. A beard without a well-maintained neckline is like an analogy without a target object.

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  • otto Moderator 26 Jul 2010 15:41:45 49,335 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    So what do I need to own to make that post relevant otto? :p
    Super ninja skills

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  • mrpon 26 Jul 2010 15:43:27 29,587 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    otto wrote:
    I once killed two wasps in mid-flight with a single ninja karate kick. (True story, though there may have been an element of fluke involved.)

    A ninja kick would be one performed by a ninja. What you did was an otto-trying-to-kick-like-a-ninja kick.

    I imagine it was an entirely different entity.
    Probably the root cause of his back pain.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • jonsaan 26 Jul 2010 15:44:22 25,440 posts
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    or two wasps.

    FCUTA!

  • Psychotext 26 Jul 2010 15:45:57 55,048 posts
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    Every man should own two wasps.
  • billythekid 26 Jul 2010 15:48:48 11,403 posts
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    I keep mine on the windowsill.
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  • JuanKerr 1 Mar 2011 10:49:57 36,446 posts
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    Got myself a bloody great axe last weekend and spend Sunday morning chopping up logs.

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
  • henro_ben 1 Mar 2011 10:55:31 2,244 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Got myself a bloody great axe last weekend and spend Sunday morning chopping up logs.

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    It's very satisfying isn't it.

    If you want to accessorize in a manly fashion then splitting wedges and a sledgehammer will complement your axe quite nicely and will make even the toughest log quake with fear...
  • Alastair 1 Mar 2011 10:58:20 16,407 posts
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    I remember trying to decide if it was better to chop logs with an axe or a bowsaw when I was in the Scouts.
    Both are manly in their own way...
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