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  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:20:21 76,365 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
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    White sport socks.
    Brown sandals to go with those?
    that's navy blue socks, shirley?

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  • Gretters 4 Apr 2008 15:20:30 2,628 posts
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    A tin with two rusty old stanley knives in it, one mysteriously devoid of blade.
  • Murbal 4 Apr 2008 15:20:33 21,556 posts
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    A ladder
    A torch so big it requires a small fusion reactor to run
    Swiss Army Knife
  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:20:39 76,365 posts
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    An allotment.

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  • KingOfSpain 4 Apr 2008 15:21:28 5,182 posts
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    A half complete home built car/motobike/cycle in the garage.
  • RubyRed 4 Apr 2008 15:21:43 4,303 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    RubyRed wrote:
    White sport socks.
    Brown sandals to go with those?
    that's navy blue socks, shirley?

    White can work equally as well, although doesn't show up as much on a pasty pair of pins.
  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:21:52 76,365 posts
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    Some tarpaulin.

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  • Dougs 4 Apr 2008 15:22:00 64,945 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I think we're forgetting where these things need to be stored, perhaps the most important thing on the list should be

    Shed
    With power
  • Murbal 4 Apr 2008 15:22:18 21,556 posts
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    Carving knife, fork and sharpening steel. That's my defining childhood image of my dad.
  • TheSaint 4 Apr 2008 15:22:24 13,637 posts
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    A big BBQ.
  • KingOfSpain 4 Apr 2008 15:22:33 5,182 posts
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    Homebrew kit.
  • Dougs 4 Apr 2008 15:22:42 64,945 posts
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    grayson wrote:
    Anyone else realise they own less than 5% of this stuff and is just trying to picture their Dads shed in their minds eye?

    Yea, me neither

    Heh, spot on.
  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:22:51 76,365 posts
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    An over adventurous DIY project that will never reach completion.

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  • Kami 4 Apr 2008 15:22:58 2,374 posts
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    Chainsaw.

    ... oh, just me then. *grins*

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • tedster11 4 Apr 2008 15:23:45 575 posts
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    Thinking about it, I think what makes may father a man, isn't the fact he's a barrel chested brick wall, or that he can fix a 205 engine with, "some old piping in my desk", chop wood with his bare hands but actually it's the fact that he "has no need for these modern road direction machine things" (satnav), instead choosing to install a spherical compass to the dashboard and 'guessing' the right direction by his own senses, the position of the sun and the poles of the earth.

    Grrr.
  • jonsaan 4 Apr 2008 15:23:58 25,256 posts
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    A set of golf clubs stored in the loft that were 'pretty expensive in their day'.

    FCUTA!

  • smoothpete 4 Apr 2008 15:25:21 31,033 posts
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    ecosse_011172 wrote:
    Of course none of us actually own any of these things, and if we did we wouldn't know what to do with them and we'd moan, proving my point that we're a bunch of pussies :D
    I'm surprised how many I actually own! I put my crowbar to good use last night stripping out the floorboards from my loft, how manly is that :)

    /sits in armchair, kicks off slippers and lights pipe

    ...


    Armchair
    Slippers
    Pipe
  • Dirtbox 4 Apr 2008 15:25:22 76,365 posts
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    Double barreled shotgun.

    And fly fishing stuff.

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  • Murbal 4 Apr 2008 15:25:33 21,556 posts
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    Tin of Dubbin.
  • Jeepers 4 Apr 2008 15:25:34 13,172 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    A Maddie stored in the loft that was 'pretty famous in their day'.

    You sick, sick bastard.
  • KingOfSpain 4 Apr 2008 15:25:36 5,182 posts
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    Has anyone said porn yet?
  • thefilthandthefury 4 Apr 2008 15:25:41 24,902 posts
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    This is the best thread in ages. It's basically a list of things my dad owns.

    Bar the fleshlight.

    I hope.
  • Amajiro 4 Apr 2008 15:25:52 2,214 posts
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    Lawnmower.

    I have two sheds.
  • Kami 4 Apr 2008 15:26:13 2,374 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Double barreled shotgun.

    Yeah, like my chainsaw suggestion, I think the term is... "compensating".

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • nickthegun 4 Apr 2008 15:26:19 55,986 posts
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    Swarfega and a Haines manual for every car youve owned.

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    He totally called it

  • Kami 4 Apr 2008 15:26:20 2,374 posts
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    edit; double post goodness.

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • nickthegun 4 Apr 2008 15:26:20 55,986 posts
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    Swarfega and a Haines manual for every car youve owned.

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    He totally called it

  • JuanKerr 4 Apr 2008 15:26:37 36,094 posts
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    One of those leather belt things which can store nails in and can hang your hammer on.

    Steel toe-capped Doctor Martin boots.
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