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  • Murbs 20 Apr 2011 10:10:24 22,936 posts
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    Oldie but a goodie
  • L_Franko Moderator 20 Apr 2011 11:36:24 9,695 posts
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    Happily sat on my sofa eating crisps lastnight until a bloody great spider just appeared next to the telly. This was a shock which left me motionless for a few seconds until I jumped into action and grabbed my BB gun. I grabbed ammo and fumbled the small plastic BBs dropping them all over the floor while trying to load up the clip. Once I was finally tooled up I unloaded on it and put it down for good which then left me with the task of picking up loads of small yellow plastic balls. Totally worth it.
  • Britesparc Creative, ITV 20 Apr 2011 11:48:03 1,931 posts
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    I hate spiders. All spiders. They must all die. I'm with Lexx on this, except that there is NO WAY I could finish a poo knowing there was a spider in the room. Seriously, my sphincter would tense up so tight I'd suck the toilet into myself.

    Having said that, I'm far more scared of humble house spiders, garden spiders, and ESPECIALLY Daddy Long Legs (crane flies) than I am of tarantulas and whatnot. Possibly coz they all live in another country, but mainly it's coz they look more like mice with loads of legs, all soft and furry.

    And for those asking "why?", it's nothing to do with a fear of being bitten. I know they can't hurt me. It's pathological, I don't want their legs touching me. It has no grounding it rationality whatsoever.

    Still. Kill 'em all.
  • andytheadequate 20 Apr 2011 12:39:06 8,668 posts
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    I don't have a problem with spiders. I think you're all being a bit soft.

    Now moths, they are a different matter. I hate the fuckers.
  • Lexx87 20 Apr 2011 13:06:19 20,853 posts
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    :D Franko at using the BB gun.
  • ecu 20 Apr 2011 14:29:38 77,793 posts
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    Is this one of you guys? :D
  • Aretak 20 Apr 2011 14:36:25 10,388 posts
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    JBlokeUK wrote:
    Be glad none of you live in Australia. We get some of the biggest spiders you'll ever see. There is even a spider that jumps at you.

    FUCK. THAT.
    Yeah, but you get these awesome little things as well. I'm a massive girl when it comes to spiders in general, but those are cute.
  • ecu 20 Apr 2011 14:41:07 77,793 posts
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    Aretak wrote:
    JBlokeUK wrote:
    Be glad none of you live in Australia. We get some of the biggest spiders you'll ever see. There is even a spider that jumps at you.

    FUCK. THAT.
    Yeah, but you get these awesome little things as well. I'm a massive girl when it comes to spiders in general, but those are cute.

    Goddamn, nature is amazing.
  • Britesparc Creative, ITV 20 Apr 2011 15:52:06 1,931 posts
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    Aretak wrote:
    JBlokeUK wrote:
    Be glad none of you live in Australia. We get some of the biggest spiders you'll ever see. There is even a spider that jumps at you.

    FUCK. THAT.
    Yeah, but you get these awesome little things as well. I'm a massive girl when it comes to spiders in general, but those are cute.

    I'd still have to kill it if it looked at me.

    As for the drunken guy, my uni housemate used to do that - torch insects. That's not him in the article, though, but I could imagine him doing it.
  • Lexx87 20 Apr 2011 15:54:39 20,853 posts
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    That peacock spider is cool!
  • ronuds 20 Apr 2011 15:55:49 21,786 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Oldie but a goodie

    I'd crap my pants if I saw that in my back yard.
  • smoothpete 20 Apr 2011 16:01:00 32,174 posts
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    Awwwww I love the peacock spider!!
  • AceGrace 20 Apr 2011 16:51:59 1,767 posts
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    Would you like it as much if it was on your face?

    Thats right. YOUR FACE!!!!!
  • L_Franko Moderator 20 Apr 2011 16:58:17 9,695 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    Murbal wrote:
    Oldie but a goodie

    I'd crap my pants if I saw that in my back yard.

    I'd call the army!
  • Nasty 21 Apr 2011 21:09:59 4,759 posts
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    Fuck that.

    Looks like the spiders from Limbo :(
  • Deleted user 22 April 2011 13:00:25
    never really understood the fear of spiders. btw, MTFU! :p
  • Lukus 22 Apr 2011 13:37:28 19,646 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    Murbal wrote:
    Oldie but a goodie

    I'd crap my pants if I saw that in my back yard.

    I'd buy a fucking shotgun if I saw that thing in my garden.
  • Psychotext 22 Apr 2011 13:48:02 57,346 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Oldie but a goodie
    I'm not scared of spiders... but that one would shit me up for real.
  • Fake_Blood 22 Apr 2011 14:06:32 5,008 posts
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    hat must be one strong ass web if it can catch a fully grown bird. Look at it, it's. sucking out the brains or something.
  • Deleted user 22 April 2011 14:19:30
    Psychotext wrote:
    Murbal wrote:
    Oldie but a goodie
    I'm not scared of spiders... but that one would shit me up for real.
    are you a sparrow or blue tit? :s
  • Deleted user 26 April 2011 19:56:39
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92zBl8pSbNI&feature=feedrec_grec_index
  • ronuds 26 Apr 2011 19:59:39 21,786 posts
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    Just watching that video made me squirm!
  • Deleted user 26 April 2011 20:19:13
    Oh bugger, thats not the one I meant to link to!-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hru2ujTWNLA&feature=related
  • Retroid Moderator 26 Apr 2011 20:20:14 45,401 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    hat must be one strong ass web if it can catch a fully grown bird. Look at it, it's. sucking out the brains or something.
    A closeup.
  • SolidSCB 26 Apr 2011 20:22:30 8,521 posts
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    AAAARGGHH!
  • ecu 11 May 2011 00:01:38 77,793 posts
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    Just cleanin' the pool.
  • Deleted user 11 May 2011 00:04:41
    I'd kinda hope the toads wouuld wail on the spiders.
  • ecu 6 Jul 2011 18:34:31 77,793 posts
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    :)
  • Lexx87 6 Jul 2011 18:43:36 20,853 posts
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    Christ
  • Lukus 6 Jul 2011 18:46:19 19,646 posts
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    Oh my God. It's really, really fast. I foolishly thought those big fuckers were slow and easy to avoid.
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