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  • Retroid Moderator 29 Mar 2008 16:50:24 44,958 posts
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    A short, informal but informative film about spiders >_>
  • Foregone-Reality 29 Mar 2008 16:55:42 2,218 posts
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    You'll realise that come 2100 the spider homeworld will send a large meteorite to destroy a part of South America. It will the turning point in our history where we will have to arm up and destroy the spiders.

    Put them outside now while you still can. They're all on Covert Intelligence Ops!
  • Foregone-Reality 29 Mar 2008 17:01:44 2,218 posts
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    Murdering them will only hasten the inevitable invasion. Keep them happy for now. :/
  • convercide 29 Mar 2008 17:05:57 6,088 posts
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    Only extra-terrestrial spiders must die.

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 17:12:54 20,863 posts
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    I have to agree with the comment of killing them now while they are still small and not the size that could eat a small child. I'm sorry inquisitor, i'm weak and pathetic but I hate the bastards. If I kill them they can't crawl on me.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 17:13:21 20,863 posts
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    Foregone Reality wrote:
    You'll realise that come 2100 the spider homeworld will send a large meteorite to destroy a part of South America. It will the turning point in our history where we will have to arm up and destroy the spiders.

    Put them outside now while you still can. They're all on Covert Intelligence Ops!

    /watches Starship Troopers

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • GrandpaUlrira 29 Mar 2008 17:17:35 3,753 posts
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    Inquisitor wrote:
    Put them outside by all means, don't murder them though, that's not necessary ;_;
    It's not murder: they're animals.
  • Kay 29 Mar 2008 17:21:10 17,918 posts
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    My severe phobia of spiders is getting really annoying now. For example, I need to clear out the garage but can't go in there because it's filthy and most probably full of spiders. What's more, we're getting a major extension done in the summer, who knows how many of the buggers that's likely to bring out. :(

    For what's it worth, I don't like to kill them. In fact, I don't mind them hanging around... as long as I don't see or know about them. It's only when I notice one that things really start to get difficult.

    K
  • GrandpaUlrira 29 Mar 2008 17:23:04 3,753 posts
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    Inquisitor wrote:
    Oh, I didn't know they were.

    I thought people were arrested and trialed for killing spiders, OMFG, what a revelation that they're not, you're so clever Granpa...

    >_>
    If you deliberately use charged words, you should at least know what they mean.
  • GrandpaUlrira 29 Mar 2008 17:29:18 3,753 posts
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    Haha, ok. Don't get riled up. Just playing. All fun and games until someone loses a few legs.
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 18:57:30 20,863 posts
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    Yeah hey guys, lets not destroy the thread already...

    Spiders FTL...you cunts

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Ares 29 Mar 2008 20:15:11 1,822 posts
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    Inquisitor wrote:
    A spider in England though, they can bite, but even if they do it doesn't hurt much at all. Get over it.

    Woah, woah, woah, woaaaaooh, woooooaaaaoooohh! ...

    Our spiders can bite? o_O

    /reconsiders allegiance

    I caught one just like DDevil's in the bath a few months ago, a hardy winter fucker. It had great furry feelers. I was like, "What the fuck is that!"

    And then you've to go looking for a suitably rigid piece of card to get rid of it. And then you're outside negotiating the release. "Don't fuckin' run up my sleeve you!" You lift the glass. It's dark. What happened? I can't see it! Uh-oh! And then you run inside. At least you often have hot water to scald the glass when you're done. Don't want spider aids.

    Moths are just annoying. Get off my laptop screen you idiot! No, don't go on arm, or my face. Where are you even going? What's your problem?

    Fortunately, I've never had to deal with one of those massive furry moths that taunt me at my window from the late-summer onwards.
  • Ares 29 Mar 2008 20:17:09 1,822 posts
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    Ignition wrote:
    Have a hoover to hand, that's how I deal with them, this doesn't always kill them as well. I've seen spiders alive from hoover bag rubbish.

    Ignition, that's awful. Imagine what it feels like to be trapped in a hoover bag. :_;
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 20:18:18 20,863 posts
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    Ares wrote:
    Ignition wrote:
    Have a hoover to hand, that's how I deal with them, this doesn't always kill them as well. I've seen spiders alive from hoover bag rubbish.

    Ignition, that's awful. Imagine what it feels like to be trapped in a hoover bag. :_;

    I heard the air pressure makes them explode.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 20:19:13 20,863 posts
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    Ares wrote:

    Moths are just annoying. Get off my laptop screen you idiot! No, don't go on arm, or my face. Where are you even going? What's your problem?


    This is why I love moths

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Flightrisker 30 Mar 2008 11:24:29 18,138 posts
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    O_o

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=o0peFCNLNHg&NR=1
  • FixedInfinity 30 Mar 2008 11:46:52 1,682 posts
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    I really do hate spiders, but wasps suck more.
  • Lutz 30 Mar 2008 12:13:14 48,854 posts
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    Wasps eat spiders.

    I can't fuckign stand wasps.

    Spiders I don't like, but I try not to kill them. If the MRs isn't around I'll usually just leave them be, but if it's one that's got longer legs than Niomi Campbell than outside it goes.

    The Mrs won't let me put them out though:

    "No! You've got to kill it! If you put it outside it'll tell all of the other spiders that we're a house that doesn't kill spiders!"
  • convercide 30 Mar 2008 12:34:49 6,088 posts
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    Aspic wrote:
    *Everyone* is scared of spiders at some size. Its just a matter of scale

    Imagine if regular spiders were as big as these.

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • Lutz 30 Mar 2008 12:39:06 48,854 posts
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    convercide wrote:
    Aspic wrote:
    *Everyone* is scared of spiders at some size. Its just a matter of scale

    Imagine if regular spiders were as big as these.
    LOL!


    This crab is considered a worthy foe among it's peers, being that it has a very strong shell, but one can beat it quickly and decisevely by flipping it onto it's back, and striking weak spot for massive damage.

    How the hell has that past the wiki-mods?!
  • convercide 30 Mar 2008 12:40:11 6,088 posts
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    Lutz wrote:


    This crab is considered a worthy foe among it's peers, being that it has a very strong shell, but one can beat it quickly and decisevely by flipping it onto it's back, and striking weak spot for massive damage.

    How the hell has that past the wiki-mods?!

    I didn't read that bit! :D

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • Bloodloss 30 Mar 2008 13:18:21 4,499 posts
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    I've never seen a spider do anything for me. Every time I've seen a fly or what have you fly into one of their webs, they get out of them in like 3 seconds. Maybe the spiders who live in my house are just pussies. In any regard, I'd prefer it to be swarming with flies, and even wasps, than spiders tbh
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