Spider season already :( Page 2

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  • warlockuk 29 Mar 2008 10:54:53 19,303 posts
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    Spiders scare the fuck outta me.

    Especially the larger "proper" spiders. They're fucking gorgeous but they terrify me on a primal level.
  • Benno 29 Mar 2008 11:05:57 11,050 posts
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    BartonFink wrote:
    Probably eviscerating the little bastard.


    Probably a kidney shot.
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 11:41:17 20,853 posts
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    Yes! I just got a pregnant one, take that! No spawning all over my room thanks very much.
  • janos 29 Mar 2008 11:50:25 269 posts
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    FeZZ wrote:
    I figure their species has been around at least as long as we have, so I respect them.

    Homo Sapiens: 200.000 years
    Spiders: 400.000.000 years

    Spiders > Homo Sapiens.
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 12:04:27 20,853 posts
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    NatAttack wrote:
    Stop squashing spiders. Put them outside instead.

    :(

    Wouldn't they die in the cold anyway?
  • JediMasterMalik 29 Mar 2008 12:04:33 11,820 posts
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    I put them outside, normally grab a glass and a piece of card. I used to be terrified of them, but now only flying creatures really get to me, moths are the worst, they're like little randomly flying no where demons.
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 12:05:25 20,853 posts
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    I really don't mind moths....they just flap about going la la di la oooh a lamp!!
  • GrandpaUlrira 29 Mar 2008 12:12:15 3,760 posts
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    Crane flies are the worst for me... why do they always fly towards my face?

    I removed a spider and lots of eggs (in some thick webbing) from the outside of my window the other day.
  • bauhaus 29 Mar 2008 12:19:08 3,514 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    I really don't mind moths....they just flap about going la la di la oooh a lamp!!

    You do realize that a moths only mission is to squeeze its fat juicy body into your mouth while you sleep?

    and then melt
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 12:39:47 20,853 posts
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    bauhaus wrote:
    Lexx87 wrote:
    I really don't mind moths....they just flap about going la la di la oooh a lamp!!

    You do realize that a moths only mission is to squeeze its fat juicy body into your mouth while you sleep?

    and then melt

    :(
  • Hunam 29 Mar 2008 13:33:13 20,672 posts
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    I don't get spider love. It's a fucking war, they want us dead, we want them dead.

    At my uni house we get loads of massive spiders, it's not so bad when you get used to it, but usually they just dart across the lounge and you have to dive to squish them or they end up having a 4 strong meeting in the bath tub, fuckers.
  • Inquisitor Moderator 29 Mar 2008 13:37:59 14,556 posts
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    You utter, utter cunts.

    I hate people that kill spiders, I really do.

    They're our friends, put on Earth to stop the spread of the bastard flies and such like.

    We have to stop this now, if spiders get the feeling we're traitors to the cause they might side with the insects and then we'd be dooooooomed.
  • TechnoHippy 29 Mar 2008 13:39:13 14,707 posts
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    bauhaus wrote:

    You do realize that a moths only mission is to squeeze its fat juicy body into your mouth while you sleep?

    and then shit

    Fixed
  • daithi90 29 Mar 2008 14:05:58 3,275 posts
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    A mate of mine went round his flat (spider haven!) one day with a lighter and some Lynx. We thought he had gone a bit far until we saw the pics; they were all monsters!
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2008 14:08:31 20,853 posts
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    Inquisitor wrote:
    You utter, utter cunts.

    I hate people that kill spiders, I really do.

    They're our friends, put on Earth to stop the spread of the bastard flies and such like.

    We have to stop this now, if spiders get the feeling we're traitors to the cause they might side with the insects and then we'd be dooooooomed.

    I only kill the pregnant ones so they don't multiply :p
  • Deleted user 29 March 2008 14:38:09
    My two cats are spider eating machines!
  • Lukus 29 Mar 2008 14:45:22 19,752 posts
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    bcolter wrote:
    My two cats are spider eating machines!
    Hehe, mine too. It's fucking disgusting to watch but at the same time hilarious. Spiders do scare me, but I like watching them all the same. They're fascinating, very intelligent.
  • oceanmotion 29 Mar 2008 15:20:26 16,459 posts
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    I only ever see them running across the floor after 10pm. They think I'm watching TV but I see you!

    Don't mind the small and medium ones, it's the huge ones with big legs. Have to despatch those outside.
  • WrongShui 29 Mar 2008 15:44:43 6,640 posts
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    Spiders in my house are so big they have health bars.
  • Tiger_Walts 29 Mar 2008 16:00:17 16,673 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    Stop killing them and get a spider catcher you heartless bastards! ;_;

    Fixed.
  • Inquisitor Moderator 29 Mar 2008 16:01:55 14,556 posts
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    I hope you all die.
  • Inquisitor Moderator 29 Mar 2008 16:27:07 14,556 posts
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    If I had a fear of small children I wouldn't consider it acceptable to kill them.

    On a more sensible note, I have a fear of and hate, hate moths but don't kill them, why should it be necessary to?

    Fear shouldn't turn you into an animal, control it, grow up :p
  • Retroid Moderator 29 Mar 2008 16:30:44 45,440 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    The clock spider (original health bar spider)
    FUCKING HELL

    o_o
  • convercide 29 Mar 2008 16:37:49 6,389 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    The clock spider (original health bar spider)

    It's not very stealthy is it? It would have been really funny if it just hugged the back of the clock when it was taken off.

    Spider: 's'my clock. Gerroff.
  • bauhaus 29 Mar 2008 16:41:02 3,514 posts
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    RM2KMaster wrote:
    The clock spider (original health bar spider)

    jesus fuckin christ!

    So, all you Spider lovers, what would you do with that MoFo??

    Kiss it?
  • Inquisitor Moderator 29 Mar 2008 16:44:01 14,556 posts
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    I don't love them, I think they serve a good purpose...but I hate, hate seeing them killed for no reason other than fear, weak, really weak.

    If it's a life threatening situation, ie, a spider that can actually do you some serious damage is in your house and you can't think of any way to get it out the house safely, fine, you probably have to do away with it.

    A spider in England though, they can bite, but even if they do it doesn't hurt much at all. Get over it.
  • Madder-Max 29 Mar 2008 16:46:02 11,973 posts
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    "Fuck fuck fuck, spiders are coming out at home"

    Whats the issue?

    Are they like....too camp or something?!!

    Badoom-TSH!
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