Whats your best movie quote? Page 9

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  • kalel 2 Feb 2011 17:05:23 87,933 posts
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    Never go full retard.
  • localnotail 2 Feb 2011 19:33:50 23,093 posts
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    Sometimes you eat the bär, and sometimes, the bär, he eats you.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • ElNuevo9 2 Feb 2011 19:42:41 13,447 posts
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    "Shut the fuck up Donnie"

    Hated, adored, never ignored.

  • localnotail 2 Feb 2011 20:10:23 23,093 posts
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    :D This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 2 February 2011 20:16:05
    Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
    [real censored version]
  • thelzdking 2 Feb 2011 20:24:35 4,367 posts
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    "Kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck."
  • VandelayIndustries 2 Feb 2011 20:29:07 1,523 posts
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    Ram jams his finger into J.D's lunch -
    Ram: You gonna eat this?

    Jock: What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?

    Ram: Answer him, dick.

    Jock: Hey, Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule?

    J.D: They seem to have an open-door policy for assholes, though, don't they?

    Jock: What did you say, dickhead?

    J.D: I'll repeat myself.
    J.D pulls out a revolver, points it at Ram and the Jock *Bang Bang*

    Top movie.
  • Gruff 2 Feb 2011 21:18:17 2,882 posts
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    "Bullet in the brain pan, squish" Serenity

    “It's not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it's not possible to find it elsewhere.”
    ― Agnes Repplier

  • DFawkes 2 Feb 2011 21:20:24 23,061 posts
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    "This is a shit idea. You know why? Because it's quite obviously a shit idea!"

    Doesn't sound much, but a lovely bit of reasoning I thought.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • ronuds 2 Feb 2011 21:26:49 21,788 posts
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    "Peeka-boo, I see you, you f*cks."

    Goodfellas... that line tickles my fancy every time. :D
  • Deleted user 2 February 2011 21:33:56
    Bruce Wayne: It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.
    Rachel Dawes: [realizing] Bruce?

    Batman jumps off roof
  • Deckard1 2 Feb 2011 21:35:11 28,268 posts
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    Its "peek a boo you fucks you" and its from casino.

    Mong.

  • ronuds 2 Feb 2011 21:36:44 21,788 posts
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    OMG, I am a mong!

    What Deckard said then...
  • Deleted user 2 February 2011 21:37:16
    Correct: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JvDdlOwOCY
  • ronuds 2 Feb 2011 21:38:37 21,788 posts
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    Yeah, I'm definitely wrong.

    In my defense, I haven't seen either movie in ages. :/
  • Mr.Small 2 Feb 2011 21:40:15 317 posts
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    Doctor: [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...


    Doctor: Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

    I'm the quiet one

  • SuperCoolEskimo 2 Feb 2011 21:50:47 9,884 posts
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    "I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIOOOON!!"
  • geordiek 3 Feb 2011 21:09:13 41 posts
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    About 99% of the dialogue from this is spinal tap.
  • Deleted user 3 February 2011 21:13:10
    60% of the time, it works everytime.
  • jablonski 10 Feb 2011 11:48:47 4,225 posts
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    "It doesn't matter what you do, you're always gonna smell of fish".

    James Coburn, 'Hard Times', 1975
  • ToonMonkey 10 Feb 2011 11:50:13 313 posts
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    Roads, where we're going, we dont need roads.
  • Genji 2 Mar 2011 05:09:58 19,689 posts
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    Genji wrote:
    Amos Starkadder (played by Ian McKellen), giving a sermon:

    "Ye miserable, crawlin' worms. Are ye here again then? Have ye come like Nimshi, son of Rehoboam, secretly out of your doomed houses, to hear what's comin' to ye? Have ye come, old and young, sick and well, matrons and virgins, if there be any virgins amongst you, which is not likely, the world being in the wicked state that it is. Have ye come to hear me tell you of the great, crimson, licking flames of hell fire?

    Aye! You've come, dozens of ye. Like rats to the granary, like field mice when it's harvest home. And what good will it do ye? You're all damned! Damned! Do you ever stop to think what that word means?

    No, you don't. It means endless, horrifying torment! It means your poor, sinful bodies stretched out on red-hot gridirons, in the nethermost, fiery pit of hell and those demons mocking ye while they waves cooling jellies in front of ye. You know what it's like when you burn your hand, taking a cake out of the oven, or lighting one of them godless cigarettes? And it stings with a fearful pain, aye? And you run to clap a bit of butter on it to take the pain away, aye?

    Well, I'll tell ye, there'll be NOOOOO butter in HEEEEEEELL!!"
    Reposting this because I was reminded of it recently.

    And because I found a Youtube link to it. Ian McKellen probably got his LOTR part after the casting people looked at this. :)
  • Genji 2 Mar 2011 12:13:03 19,689 posts
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    President Benson: Cookie?
    Colonel: No, thank you, sir.
    President Benson: Young lady?
    Michelle: No, thank you, sir.
    President Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
  • Deleted user 22 November 2012 12:47:42
    Only the true messiah denies his divinity!

    To be fair you could quote about 8 lines from that scene alone
  • mad_caddy 22 Nov 2012 12:54:36 3,306 posts
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    "Wah-terrrr Suh-liiiduh"
  • rtk79 22 Nov 2012 12:57:47 493 posts
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    "Hell ain't cussing, it's geography."

    Harry Carey Jr. in John Ford's Wagon Master
  • HelloNo 22 Nov 2012 13:48:02 1,125 posts
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    Hello.

    My name is Inigo Montoya

    You killed my father

    Prepare to die.

    Edited by Kanjin at 13:48:46 22-11-2012
  • ibenam 22 Nov 2012 21:49:49 1,439 posts
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    Say hello to my leeeetttttllllle fwiend!!!!
  • Gambit1977 22 Nov 2012 21:52:57 9,810 posts
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    Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
  • Carlo 22 Nov 2012 21:56:53 18,072 posts
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    "You didn't hire me for my charming personality"

    PSN ID: Djini

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