If a woman hit you, would you hit her back?

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  • Timmy 29 Feb 2008 20:14:42 9,031 posts
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    I wouldn't, but a mate of mine once did. He was getting beat up by some chav girl with sovereign rings when he unleashed a right uppercut that no doubt smashed the scally bitch's head to dust.

    If pushed, do you think you could/would?
  • murphy245 29 Feb 2008 20:17:07 55 posts
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    Timmy wrote:
    I wouldn't, but a mate of mine once did. He was getting beat up by some chav girl with sovereign rings when he unleashed a right uppercut that no doubt smashed the scally bitch's head to dust.

    If pushed, do you think you could/would?

    not in theory but in the case of your mate i would.

    i would have loved to see that,SHORYUKEN!!!!!
  • Carlo 29 Feb 2008 20:20:52 19,002 posts
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    I would.

    Equal rights innit
  • Timmy 29 Feb 2008 20:25:11 9,031 posts
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    Charm wrote:
    Not that I'd stand a chance, anyway, but in a hypothetical situation where my punches actually hurt, the likelihood of me hitting the girl would increase based on the degree of her ugliness, butchness, lesbian-ness, and chaviness.

    But it'd take a lot to break the threshold.

    As an aside, I'd totally smack Whoopi Goldberg.

    Racist?
  • Carlo 29 Feb 2008 20:26:58 19,002 posts
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    I really can't understand this hangup men have about hitting a woman attaking you
  • speedofthepuma 29 Feb 2008 20:27:54 13,395 posts
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    Halo_3-Liverpool_0 wrote:
    FHUTA

    It takes mad skilz to wrestle to the "britches off" position.
  • Red-Moose 29 Feb 2008 20:28:26 5,344 posts
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    Halo_3-Liverpool_0 wrote:
    FHUTA

    FWUTA?
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    KHITC
  • Carlo 29 Feb 2008 20:32:05 19,002 posts
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    Madder Max wrote:
    KHITC
    Kick her in the crack?
  • Deleted user 29 February 2008 20:32:46
    Carlo wrote:
    Madder Max wrote:
    KHITC
    Kick her in the crack?

    /awards prize
  • Davey 29 Feb 2008 20:35:15 593 posts
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    murphy245 wrote:
    i would have loved to see that,SHORYUKEN!!!!!

    Just picturing that made me GLOL
  • Carlo 29 Feb 2008 20:37:03 19,002 posts
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    Murphy, after a few beers tonight
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 29 Feb 2008 20:37:44 87,135 posts
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    If some leary bint I didn't know started on me, I'd break her jaw without a thought, then kick her guts out while she lay bleeding. Then I'd piss on her.

    Then I'd bite her nose off.
  • Telepathic.Geometry 29 Feb 2008 20:40:11 12,256 posts
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    My policy is, hit them back. That goes for young lads and old people too. Obviously, you'd scale it appropriately. If a girl slapped me for example, I'd slap her back, not break her jaw. Unless i deserved the slap. Then I'd just take it.
  • Psychotext 29 Feb 2008 20:42:14 60,306 posts
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    I've actually been beaten up by a gang of women... and no, I didn't do anything.

    If it happened again? I doubt I'd punch them, but I'd probably break / dislocate something of theirs if I thought I was in enough danger.
  • Carlo 29 Feb 2008 20:44:03 19,002 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I've actually been beaten up by a gang of women.
    Ha ha, you poofter!

    (Joking)
  • Psychotext 29 Feb 2008 20:48:00 60,306 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    I've actually been beaten up by a gang of women.
    Ha ha, you poofter!
    Was fucking nasty... bitches are really evil when they get going, especially in a pack.

    I know a few doormen who've gotten some really horrible injuries trying to deal with women brawling.
  • GeeMacca 29 Feb 2008 20:48:58 2,837 posts
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  • Feanor 29 Feb 2008 20:52:26 14,270 posts
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    Good stuff. I hope you gave her post-concussion syndrome.
  • Feanor 29 Feb 2008 20:53:25 14,270 posts
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    Timmy wrote:If a woman hit you, would you hit her back?

    No, but I'd hit her front.... ha.
  • GeeMacca 29 Feb 2008 21:07:17 2,837 posts
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    I didnt mean to delete that, I meant to edit it, never mind, basically I knocked out a massive goth girl who tried to bottle my female friend who was half her size - not once, but twice.
  • Jeepers 29 Feb 2008 21:15:44 15,302 posts
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    GeeMacca wrote:
    I didnt mean to delete that, I meant to edit it, never mind, basically I knocked out a massive goth girl who tried to bottle my female friend who was half her size - not once, but twice.

    You knocked her out twice?

    Man, that's cold.
  • Bloodloss 29 Feb 2008 21:18:28 4,497 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I've actually been beaten up by a gang of women... and no, I didn't do anything.

    If it happened again? I doubt I'd punch them, but I'd probably break / dislocate something of theirs if I thought I was in enough danger.

    You can't post something like that and not give more details - it's against the rules.
  • armyourfists 29 Feb 2008 21:21:31 917 posts
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    I don't think i'd hesitate to kick a bird in the fanny if it was some chavvy bird I didn't know and she hit me hard enough.
  • GeeMacca 29 Feb 2008 21:22:36 2,837 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    GeeMacca wrote:
    I didnt mean to delete that, I meant to edit it, never mind, basically I knocked out a massive goth girl who tried to bottle my female friend who was half her size - not once, but twice.

    You knocked her out twice?

    Man, that's cold.

    Haha, no, she knocked my friend down with a bottle, then threw the broken one aside and tried to hit her with another one as she tried to get up.
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