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  • binky Moderator 13 Mar 2013 08:31:51 9,854 posts
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    Chap was very unlikable last night. Like some sort of android. Damn him for being good at cooking!
  • BillMurray 13 Mar 2013 20:37:02 7,868 posts
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    Take the flatcap off you twat.
  • cubbymoore 13 Mar 2013 20:39:46 36,503 posts
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    Poor gaunt Greg. He needs some food back inside him.
  • Deleted user 13 March 2013 20:46:30
    Those are some pearly white gnashers aren't they
  • BillMurray 13 Mar 2013 22:02:35 7,868 posts
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    No more hour and a half episodes please. Struggled to stay awake through that.
  • nickthegun 14 Mar 2013 14:39:44 61,118 posts
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    Imagine trying to do that with DMs pork rub.

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  • ascue 14 Mar 2013 14:42:11 167 posts
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    Heh. I almost felt sorry for the lass who cocked up her lamb. (Especially when they laid into her undercooked rice!)
  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 14:55:31
    yeah i felt for her. Especially as i thought she done so well in the chef kitchen. As it was you might as well go out in style. I don't think anyone were going to beat the two lads.
  • Trane 14 Mar 2013 15:23:30 4,058 posts
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    Didn't realise this was back, cheers for the heads up! I don't recall it ever running alongside the great british menu.
  • ascue 14 Mar 2013 16:03:03 167 posts
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    It's a smorgasbord of cooking competitions - can go straight into one show from the other.
  • superdelphinus 26 Apr 2013 10:11:29 8,125 posts
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    Yeah I was shocked. He seems to have completely lost the plot and the dullest man alive may get through ahead of him now :(
  • superdelphinus 26 Apr 2013 10:12:24 8,125 posts
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    Ps pretty sure Marcus wareing is an actual psychopath
  • Deleted user 26 April 2013 10:22:01
    Having seen John and Marcus go spare in the preview, once Dale's food came up, I was expecting it to be him who got both barrels, but Larking plan without a plan was always going to be doomed from the start.

    He really annoyed me cooking for the Bond girls too, he retreated so far back in to his shell that they could have served an Aunt Bessie's Lemon Tart with Raspberry jam and no one would have noticed. Think he's in serious trouble which is a shame as out of the four of them left, he's arguably the best and most inspired.

    I'm annoyed Saira's still in it though: just like last year's winner, she's a one trick pony who is barely competent at anything outside of her comfort zone.
  • Deleted user 26 April 2013 10:31:45
    Shikasama wrote:
    HurbleBurble wrote:
    I'm annoyed Saira's still in it though: just like last year's winner, she's a one trick pony who is barely competent at anything outside of her comfort zone.
    And her fucking eyes...her eyes!
    I'm just glad she's not cooked lobster so far because I'd have difficulty distinguishing them.

    Or it's Marty Feldman reincarnate.
  • Deleted user 26 April 2013 13:55:47
    Wow that was brutal. Marcus and todd didn't hold back.

    Larkin man! i hope he pulls it all back. Been far away the most inspired cook. Didn;t like his attitude in the bond girls cooking, just seem he didn't give a shit. Seems like a rabbit caught in headlights.
  • Lotos8ter 26 Apr 2013 15:30:27 2,365 posts
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    I couldn't believe Larkin with that Bond Girl challenge - he was making a right pig's ear of that pastry case, sticking extra bits over where it had cracked and it was really thick and uncooked in parts. He seems to have crashed after Marcus W. had finished with him - how the mighty have fallen.

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  • THFourteen 26 Apr 2013 15:57:56 34,274 posts
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    There was a daily mail (lol) article yesterday about how masterchef chefs were so unhygenic they often dripped loads of sweat and hair and pubes into the food, as well as general kitchen hygeine (washing hands afte raw meat etc) being terrible.

    i've often thought this myself really.
  • superdelphinus 26 Apr 2013 16:01:41 8,125 posts
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    I'm pretty sure its Larkin who fucks something up on that clip they show every episode with the guy with his head in his hands and torode shouting. Looks like john gets properly emotional to tonight!
  • THFourteen 26 Apr 2013 16:07:53 34,274 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    Yeah it looks like something gets dropped on the floor.

    I can't watch it tonight because I have to go out with my stupid missus and her stupid friends who aren't even fit.
    :-D

    welcome to my friday night

    evening of gaming wasted
  • kingnothing12 26 Apr 2013 16:43:14 574 posts
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    I actually want Natalie to win, seems very likeable and she's a brilliant cook. While Larkin was the best he didn't seem to bothered when Marcus laid into him, the other lad Dale was balling his eyes out but Larkin just laughed it off and really held back for the bond girl challenge.
  • Deleted user 26 April 2013 16:54:06
    I don't know, I have a feeling it'll be Dale who fucks up the chocolate fondant (that's what it looks like). I tried looking it up on iPlayer to check (as Larkin wears a bigass watch on his wrist) but can't seem to find the shot.

    I have a love/hate relationship with Natalie, she's so down to earth and her cooking is amazing but then she opens her mouth and it's like listening to Charlie's cat. "MWANWRANGRAWRANGRAWRANG". Plus, she cries at the drop of a hat.

    Dale's just a twat who's already admitted he doesn't want to work as a chef but wants to be a 'food consultant' and 'integrate food in to his business' as a self-employed recruitment consultant. So, pretentious cunt, basically.
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