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  • Deleted user 16 February 2012 09:46:00
    So long Emma, Aki's on borrowed time now too.

    I wish that Tom would brighten up a bit, he makes me want to slash my wrists, constantly moping around looking like Droopy Dog :(

  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2012 09:56:42 31,464 posts
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    I find Tom Kitcchen terrifying. I would rather cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for Monica for a week than cook a boiled egg for Tom Kitchen.
  • MetalDog 16 Feb 2012 09:56:44 23,697 posts
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    I like Aki, but she doesn't seem to be able to get out of the Japanese mindset when it comes to food, which is going to get her booted.

    I need some kind of mugshot and names webpage, I don't know which one Tom is... curly dark hair, wide set eyes one?

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Deleted user 16 February 2012 09:58:19
    @MetalDog - the young plasterer, usually sporting natty stubble



    Edited by Ironlungs76 at 10:00:58 16-02-2012
  • Fatiguez 16 Feb 2012 09:59:12 8,712 posts
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    MD: That's Andrew, Tom is the one who isn't him and isn't either of the bald guys. He's the youngest looking one

    Edited by Fatiguez at 09:59:42 16-02-2012
  • MetalDog 16 Feb 2012 10:05:57 23,697 posts
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    Oh, right!
    I can almost distinguish between the bald guys too, once we get to the final three I might be able to tell everyone apart and by name :)

    I really wish RL had those name and title things floating over everyone's head.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Deleted user 16 February 2012 13:45:51
    Aki is bloody annoying and I was cringing when she was pushing her brownies onto people's plates with her fingers and pouring custard in a very odd way.

    The other lass did well last night. I dont think I'd have much of a clue if someone said "here's a bunch of ingredients, make something amazing" as I tend to use recipes and I doubt they'd let you Google "something amazing" :)
  • jeff 16 Feb 2012 14:29:08 371 posts
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    Aki's face when john torode told her to clean herself up in last nights show.....priceless!!
  • elephantjuice 16 Feb 2012 15:16:48 647 posts
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    I found Aki's ridiculously over-the-top facial expressions funny for about a minute. Now she just grates on me. Somebody needs to tell her to calm the fuck down. She'll end up going soon if she doesn't branch out a bit and take their advice of producing a whole meal rather than just little bits and bobs. I don't think you can just rely on one style of cooking in Masterchef, you need to show you have a diverse range of culinary skills. I also think Jay will end up going for this reason as most of his dishes, although well received, tend to consist of a slab of meat with some veg in the side.

    Felt bad for Andrew this week, especially as most of his food seems to have been to a very good standard up until now. I still think he'll go on to win it.

    Tom's been the other stand out candidate for me, although Shalina (sp) seems to have been doing really well recently after a slow start.
  • Nasty 22 Feb 2012 22:00:19 4,741 posts
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    Thank fuck.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 09:14:29
    Indeed :)

    Think Jay will be next to fall given how they are constantly badgering him on his presentation. I hope not though, I really want him to win it but, if I'm being honest, I can see the final 3 being Shelina, Andrew and Eammon.

    Andrew's chocolate and black olive tart looked interesting, was amazed when the judges unanimously heaped praise on it, it just sounded so wrong on paper!.
  • smoothpete 23 Feb 2012 09:24:30 31,464 posts
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    I like Andrew. He's like a little hobbit. Poor bastard welling up with tears at all the praise. Someone give that man a hug!

    Jay is a huggy fellow isn't it, big bear of a man.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 09:41:54
    I think the thing about Jay for me is that everything he makes I think to myself "I so want to eat that". Nothing fancy, just good, honest big portions usually involving a gigantic slab of cow.

    Andrew, on the other hand, is far too dainty for my tastes, but he does like to experiment with whiskey so it can't all be bad ;)
  • MetalDog 23 Feb 2012 10:05:30 23,697 posts
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    If I had to eat the stuff these peeps are making, I'd want Jay's food the most often, for sure.

    No surprise about Aki, alas. The mad scientist ice cream looked like fun.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • DaM 23 Feb 2012 12:26:53 12,968 posts
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    I liked Aki :( Prefer her food too. I've asked my wife if I could move Aki into the garden office as a live-in chef/concubine, but no go :(
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 17:57:33
    samvega wrote:
    I guess it‘s never going to help having your main course compared to a cigarette butt. :)
    Yeah, that was the final nail in her coughin'

    /coat
  • Fatiguez 23 Feb 2012 18:00:29 8,712 posts
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    Agree with everyone else about Jay's stuff, all this fancy pants food looks interesting and all but I doubt I'd like it much. Was also a bit O_o at Tom saying how much he loves fine dining, being a plasterer and all.

    I'd like to have tried that olive and chocolate tart, for what it's worth. Salty chocolate is delicious

    Edited by Fatiguez at 18:05:04 23-02-2012
  • kingnothing12 1 Mar 2012 16:26:09 551 posts
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    Glad to see Jay is still in the competition, the way he manhandled Andrew at the end was hilarious.

    Final is going to be between Andrew and Tom with Tom winning I reckon.
  • BillMurray 1 Mar 2012 21:19:29 7,692 posts
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    All this Thai food looks awesome. Would demolish every dish they've done so far.
  • Nasty 1 Mar 2012 21:28:57 4,741 posts
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    Sweating buckets just looking at it though. TP in the fridge I think.
  • THFourteen 1 Mar 2012 21:35:41 33,103 posts
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    Apart from the cockroach paste... Those things are seriously disease ridden
  • MetalDog 13 Mar 2012 21:30:13 23,697 posts
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    That chef Andrew is working with is quite lovely to behold.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • BillMurray 2 Aug 2012 13:58:36 7,692 posts
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    New celeb series this Augustapparently.

    My body is ready.
  • Trane 2 Aug 2012 14:26:30 4,050 posts
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    Meh celebrity version.
  • smoothpete 2 Aug 2012 14:28:30 31,464 posts
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    I think you mean "celebrity" version.

    Wotevs, I'm bang up for it.
  • billythekid 2 Aug 2012 14:31:11 11,098 posts
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    Any hot wimminz in it?
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