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  • thedaveeyres 18 Jan 2012 16:33:55 10,684 posts
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    That chef from Gilgamesh who had John Locke, cute Japanese chick and moon-faced scot in his kitchen was a colossal gaping arsehole. Like I said to my missus last night, after watching that there is no way on earth I'd give that nobhead my money.

    They've had some of the finest chefs in the world on that show, and this relative no-mark out-cunted them all. Quite a feat.

    What a distended rectum of a man.

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  • BillMurray 20 Jan 2012 01:40:55 7,604 posts
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    Currently watching yesterday's episode and after seeing Greg Wallace pick up a whole pigeon with his hands after the contestant had left and start munching away I think he's finally turned into a parody of himself.
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  • Tom_Servo 24 Jan 2012 21:44:52 17,263 posts
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    Some proper disasters here.
  • Deleted user 24 January 2012 21:48:06
    Can't believe lard boy is gonna get away with that.
  • Deleted user 24 January 2012 21:55:46
    Or not.
  • Deleted user 25 January 2012 11:38:48
    Already hoping that Jay goes much further - there's something great about watching someone who looks like a football hooligan cook such great food. He'll need to work on his presentation though as he does like to serve HUGE portions.

    Aki, Afsanah and Andrew are looking the best of the bunch so far for my money, with probably Andrew as the front-runner. Shame he's such a wet squib though, I find it hard to get excited by him whatsoever. His food looks great though.
  • smoothpete 25 Jan 2012 11:41:55 31,322 posts
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    baby macaroons! I liked how they didn't really show him cooking anything. He just got on and did it, no worries.

    Also, really great to see someone completely fall to pieces. It felt like a while since we'd had a complete meltdown like that
  • Deleted user 25 January 2012 11:46:33
    smoothpete wrote:
    baby macaroons! I liked how they didn't really show him cooking anything. He just got on and did it, no worries.

    Also, really great to see someone completely fall to pieces. It felt like a while since we'd had a complete meltdown like that
    Yeah, made me vow never, EVER to go on that show. I'm an okay cook, but I think I'd also crumble under the pressure those guys are put under. Screwing up a meal for 8 once was more than enough for me.
  • Deleted user 25 January 2012 11:48:14
    Yeah Matthew was well out of his depth. It wasn't a difficult dish either!
  • BinaryBob101 25 Jan 2012 15:23:57 22,278 posts
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    Yeah, Black Forest Gateaux. In a glass.

    Hardly revolutionary now, is it.

    Beautiful tender beings.

  • Deleted user 25 January 2012 15:31:20
    Don't get me wrong, I'd be far worse under that sort of presure but it's not as if he was making a soufflé or, god forbid, a baked alaska!

    Anyhow, Jay FTW \o/
  • Lexx87 27 Jan 2012 18:53:49 20,869 posts
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    Just catching up on this; christ I forgot how stressful it is to watch!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • BillMurray 30 Jan 2012 11:04:21 7,604 posts
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    The opening titles on Masterchef Australia are absolutely ridiculous. Every one of them grinning and squirming around like a complete loon.
  • Mr_Sleep 30 Jan 2012 11:47:52 16,838 posts
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    Fruit-Salad wrote:
    Bit too much cocaine, I'd have thought.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • smoothpete 30 Jan 2012 12:01:06 31,322 posts
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    I had a dream that I was on Masterchef last night. I found some summer berries in a bin, and I tried to make a sauce with them but I burnt it then I cried.
  • Fatiguez 30 Jan 2012 19:18:55 8,707 posts
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    Then Gregg ate it anyway
  • THFourteen 2 Feb 2012 10:58:05 32,855 posts
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    Funny, watched an episode last night and we realised that we met that Emma at a houseparty a few months ago.

    onion ice cream though, jebus
  • Deleted user 6 February 2012 09:39:16
    Finally got around to watching the latest episode. What the hell is going on with the drop outs? 2 in 2 shows now. Stress maybe?

    And yeah, onion ice cream, jesus wept!
  • Lexx87 6 Feb 2012 20:15:11 20,869 posts
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    /would probably like onion icecream

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Fatiguez 6 Feb 2012 20:20:23 8,707 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    /would probably like onion icecream


    Fuck, I forgot how grating the laugh track is for that show since it left E4

    Edited by Fatiguez at 20:21:35 06-02-2012
  • Lexx87 6 Feb 2012 20:51:58 20,869 posts
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    I might actually make one of those one day

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • THFourteen 8 Feb 2012 21:31:51 32,855 posts
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    SOMEBODY PLEASE PUNCH AKI IN HER FACE
  • Deleted user 9 February 2012 08:52:20
    I'm torn over Aki. Not knowing whether I want to shag her or slap her. Maybe both. At the same time.

    Anyhow, I felt sorry for Afsanah she was really good all the way through up until last night and a lovely woman, always happy and never stressed. She was never going to win but I'd rather have seen Emma (the Scottish lass?) leave.

    Eammon has really improved as has Shalina and Tom. It's getting good now :)

    Edited by Ironlungs76 at 10:48:47 09-02-2012
  • BillMurray 9 Feb 2012 10:43:13 7,604 posts
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    I'd be happy if Aki never opened her mouth again. From the beginning I thought Tom would go onto win it but I think Shalina is right behind him.
  • Fatiguez 9 Feb 2012 11:07:34 8,707 posts
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    Aki doing her very best Butthead impression when she went through there. I agree with whoever said they want Jay to win, he's been solid all throughout pretty much and I love seeing this big tattooed guy serving beautiful dainty food. If not him, then Andrew, I find him very affable.


    Ironlungs76 wrote:
    Anyhow, I felt sorry for Afsanah she was really good all the way through up until last night and a lovely woman, always happy and never stressed. She was never going to win but I'd rather have seen Emma (the Scottish lass?) leave.
    Totally agree with this, too. Neither of them were ever gonna win but Emma is so boring

    Edited by Fatiguez at 11:09:23 09-02-2012
  • Deleted user 9 February 2012 11:14:18
    Yeah definitely want Jay to win but doubt he will. Final 3 maybe though?
  • smoothpete 9 Feb 2012 11:34:30 31,322 posts
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    I think Andrew is overall the most skillful person there
  • BinaryBob101 9 Feb 2012 13:37:14 22,278 posts
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    You're right about that. His Spanish dish looked fucking amazing. He was the only one there to imprint his own style onto his plate. Andrew keeps his head down with little stress and produces excellent food.

    This year's winner I reckon.

    Beautiful tender beings.

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