Plus I always think Greg knows sod all about food, and is just copying John.
"Ohhh, John, John. It's going to be one of these nights isn't it? It's one of those nights ..."
I remember when John and Greg started doing this, actually I think it was even called 'Masterchef Goes Large' or something ridiculous.
He's always been the pretender to me. He owns a couple of fruit and veg businesses, so what. His skill is coming out with a cliched phrase and not having to say something technical.
But I love both of them.
Even Ricky Gervais talked about Greg on his blog and echoed the phrase 'Cooking doesn't get tougher than this!'