I made a fart!!!
FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Arsenal1914 260 posts
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Micro_Explosion 9,695 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI am going to hunt you down and remove your feet. -
Carlo 17,050 posts
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Registered 8 years agoActually, a chemical reaction made the fart, not you. -
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SharksInYourMouth 1,960 posts
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Registered 6 years agoThis thread has now been locked. Thanks for taking part!
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PiD 3,566 posts
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elredeyegrande 2,382 posts
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Registered 6 years agoSticky the thread FFS. -
Toonster 6,701 posts
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Registered 8 years ago/looks at Arsenal1914's blurb
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Mine are smelling distinctly of strong French cheese today...
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El_MUERkO 16,142 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI had a fried sandwich today, made based on the best sandwich thread, the countdown to bottom burps has begun! -
localnotail 21,457 posts
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Registered 4 years agoAfter two days of meals based on roasted vegetables, I made my cat cry this morning. Serves her right for sleeping in the middle of the bed.Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.
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I love it when I get home and can fart freely. It's always an anxious moment at work.
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caligari 16,356 posts
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Registered 11 years ago@Apostle - it would be fine if you worked in a whoopee-cushion factory. You don't, do you? -
cheeky_prawnking 2,668 posts
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Registered 2 years agoI like farting in lifts. -
munki83 1,078 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI just farted -
Come back Arsenal1914. ;_;
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Ged42 7,408 posts
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Benno 8,411 posts
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Come back Arsenal1914. ;_; -
Sponz 438 posts
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Registered 9 years agocheeky_prawnking wrote:
That's wrong on so many levels.
I like farting in lifts.
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HoriZon 13,196 posts
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Registered 10 years agoWhen I was ickle I used to try catch my farts in those plastic camera film tubs.Everybody has secrets, life would be boring without secrets, don't you think...?
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cheeky_prawnking 2,668 posts
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Registered 2 years agoSponz wrote:
Boom boom, been waiting for that!cheeky_prawnking wrote:
That's wrong on so many levels.
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caligari wrote:
Sadly not no. I imagine that would be an awesome job, for the first few hours anyway.
@Apostle - it would be fine if you worked in a whoopee-cushion factory. You don't, do you?
Funnily enough, when my boss came in to swap shifts, he has no compunction about farting, walks over to the back door, leans forward slightly and releases a silent but deadly. I leave. -
Madder-Max 10,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoWhen I was in Eurodisney I had garlic mushrooms which consisted of large mushrooms and a whole roasted clove of garlic.
Wow. The smell that came out of my arse were something else. Pretty sure that I was creating short lived new sentient life forms99 problems and being ginger is one
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Madder-Max 10,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoHas anyone actually sharted themselves before?99 problems and being ginger is one
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spudsbuckley 3,837 posts
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Registered 5 years agoMadder-Max wrote:
Was at the sink washing the dishes after dinner a few weeks ago and lifted my leg to cut a gasser.
Has anyone actually sharted themselves before?
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BillMurray 5,867 posts
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Registered 5 years agoMy farts are sounding more and more like heavy artillery the older I get. Crop dusting is my preferred method whilst at work. -
askew 10,596 posts
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Registered 8 years ago"Boom! That's a fart, motherfucker" -
BillMurray wrote:
Same goes for me now that I think about it, and the older I get the louder my farts.
My farts are sounding more and more like heavy artillery the older I get. Crop dusting is my preferred method whilst at work.I like it when he's angry.
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