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  • Carlo 28 Dec 2008 15:33:51 17,954 posts
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    Taking a dump in the unisex toilet, forgot to lock the door.

    I'll let you fill in the blanks :(

    PSN ID: Djini

  • heyyo 28 Dec 2008 15:37:24 14,374 posts
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    I was pissing and as I put my dick back in some splash happened down my trouser leg, I dried it off with the hand dryer but it turned the wet patches white.

    SPERMINGLOL
  • phAge 28 Dec 2008 15:48:09 24,337 posts
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    heyyo! wrote:
    I was pissing and as I put my dick back in some splash happened down my trouser leg, I dried it off with the hand dryer but it turned the wet patches white.

    SPERMINGLOL
    Err... Not joshing, but you do realize that the white was probably sugar crystals, and that's one of the signs of diabetes, right?
  • heyyo 28 Dec 2008 16:23:44 14,374 posts
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    Really? Oh what the fuck :( Better get checked out then/
  • phAge 28 Dec 2008 16:26:53 24,337 posts
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    Don't want to get you alarmed or anything, and if you're feeling fine otherwise I'm sure it's nothing. Just thought I'd mention it.
  • PhoenixFlames 28 Dec 2008 16:27:06 8,900 posts
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    I thought I was going to let out a silent one but did a massive trouser splitter in the middle of the office!

    No amount of "that chair makes a funny noise" was going to cover that bad boy up!

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • Oh-Bollox 28 Dec 2008 16:28:29 5,164 posts
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    Falling asleep drunk on a chair, waking up still a bit pished, thinking I was on a toilet (where I often fell asleep mid-takeaway), taking a shit, and going back to sleep.
  • askew 28 Dec 2008 16:31:16 12,060 posts
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    It probably stank to high heaven too. :p
  • Oh-Bollox 28 Dec 2008 16:32:55 5,164 posts
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    It did. I woke up sat on what was basically a cushion of compressed turdcake in my boxers. Getting my clothes off was a fucking nightmare. Worst case of winnits ever.
  • Salaman 28 Dec 2008 16:43:30 18,890 posts
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    Oh-Bollox wrote:
    Falling asleep drunk on a chair, waking up still a bit pished, thinking I was on a toilet (where I often fell asleep mid-takeaway), taking a shit, and going back to sleep.


    most embarrasing thing you have ever done at work

    O_0
  • ecureuil 28 Dec 2008 16:47:07 76,547 posts
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    glol
  • Oh-Bollox 28 Dec 2008 16:59:12 5,164 posts
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    Technically I was at work! Shouldn't have been drunk, admittedly.
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  • spindle9988 15 Jun 2009 18:42:59 3,504 posts
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    I went for a dump at work today, decided to pop in and see my nan on lunch break as she only lives down the road at which point my younger sister pointed to the tissue hanging out the back of my trousers. Very glad it wasnt noticed at work
  • speedofthepuma 15 Jun 2009 18:46:29 13,268 posts
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    You can't know it wasn't.

    You'll never know.

    I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.

  • spindle9988 15 Jun 2009 19:21:35 3,504 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    You can't know it wasn't.

    You'll never know.


    /cries
  • BTBAM 15 Jun 2009 21:46:45 1,555 posts
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  • coastal 15 Jun 2009 21:56:10 5,377 posts
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    once populated a colleague's windows media player library with dodgy porn simply by sticking in my ext drive to her machine to copy a file across. still keeps me awake at night.

    bf3: sergeant_shaftoe

  • Deleted user 15 June 2009 21:56:23
    What's your new job?
  • Rodney 16 Jun 2009 03:07:22 1,851 posts
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    Voted second worst dresser in the company, only narrowly beaten to first place by the head of IT.

    I'm sure it was meant in jest......
  • GuiltySpark 16 Jun 2009 03:43:50 6,325 posts
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    It wasn't, you look awful.

    Get bent.

  • skuzzbag 16 Jun 2009 12:22:12 5,638 posts
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    I texted my mate to ask him about getting me 10 pills and sent it to my boss by mistake.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2009 12:25:13
    The most embarrassing thing ive ever done was to to pull down the trackies ( debag ) of a co-worker as we queued for the clocking system at 7pm. I got suspended for it for 3 days with pay.

    yay for me.
  • Salaman 16 Jun 2009 12:30:43 18,890 posts
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    You're lucky they didn't send you straight to the principal for that!

    I think the most embarrassing I have managed so far is to stealthily fart just moments before somebody walks up to my desk.
  • iokthemonkey 16 Jun 2009 12:42:21 4,664 posts
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    A friend of mine was a photocopier engineer and he was once out on a job, couldn't find the place and so stopped at a little news agents to ask for directions.

    He bought some chewing gum, then asked, "do you know where X is?"

    The woman started explaining and - feeling the urge to sneeze - he started pulling a sneezy face and explained: "sorry - gonna sneeze - I - aaachoooo FRRT!"

    Yeah, he let loose with an absolute trouser-trumpet as he sneezed.

    He said the worst part was the woman kept going, "you turn -sniff sniff - right then it's - sniff sniff - first on the - sniif - left" and pulling a disgusted face as she did so.

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • espadachin 16 Jun 2009 12:42:59 2,210 posts
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    I was busy getting changed in the disabled loo at work to cycle home, when someone kept trying the door over and over and grumbling, I replied rather curtly that it was busy and then swore and mumbled to myself about being an 'impatient idiot' and 'use the normal toilets as i bet they werent a spacker' (charming, i know, but i was just mumbling to myself).

    so I finally leave and whos standing right outside the toilet looking furious?
    David fucking Blunkett and his guide dog, oops.
  • iokthemonkey 16 Jun 2009 12:44:11 4,664 posts
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    espadachin wrote:
    I was busy getting changed in the disabled loo at work to cycle home, when someone kept trying the door over and over and grumbling, I replied rather curtly that it was busy and then swore and mumbled to myself about being an 'impatient idiot' and 'use the normal toilets as i bet they werent a spacker' (charming, i know, but i was just mumbling to myself).
    so I finally leave and whos standing right outside the toilet looking furious?
    David fucking Blunkett and his guide dog, oops.

    It's okay though, he didn't see you.

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • mrpon 16 Jun 2009 12:46:10 28,503 posts
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    Rodney wrote:
    Voted second worst dresser in the company, only narrowly beaten to first place by the head of IT.

    I'm sure it was meant in jest......
    It was you wasn't it in that "cowboy-hat-and-vest-with-the nipples-exposed-face-about-to-cum-expression"?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • CannonAnBall 16 Jun 2009 12:50:51 751 posts
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    A lad who worked on the shop floor once got caught with his arse over the sink in the gents loo. He was washing his piles!

    Sick
  • iokthemonkey 16 Jun 2009 12:56:17 4,664 posts
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    CannonAnBall wrote:
    A lad who worked on the shop floor once got caught with his arse over the sink in the gents loo. He was washing his piles!

    Sick

    I hope he looked over his shoulder and made the "O" face when he was caught.

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

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