Taking a dump in the unisex toilet, forgot to lock the door.
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Carlo 17,040 posts
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heyyo 14,310 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI was pissing and as I put my dick back in some splash happened down my trouser leg, I dried it off with the hand dryer but it turned the wet patches white.
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phAge 23,883 posts
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Registered 10 years agoheyyo! wrote:
Err... Not joshing, but you do realize that the white was probably sugar crystals, and that's one of the signs of diabetes, right?
I was pissing and as I put my dick back in some splash happened down my trouser leg, I dried it off with the hand dryer but it turned the wet patches white.
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heyyo 14,310 posts
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Registered 7 years agoReally? Oh what the fuck Better get checked out then/ -
phAge 23,883 posts
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Registered 10 years agoDon't want to get you alarmed or anything, and if you're feeling fine otherwise I'm sure it's nothing. Just thought I'd mention it. -
PhoenixFlames 8,402 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI thought I was going to let out a silent one but did a massive trouser splitter in the middle of the office!
No amount of "that chair makes a funny noise" was going to cover that bad boy up!I drive an automatic 'cause I'm too cool to change gears.
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Oh-Bollox 5,046 posts
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Registered 6 years agoFalling asleep drunk on a chair, waking up still a bit pished, thinking I was on a toilet (where I often fell asleep mid-takeaway), taking a shit, and going back to sleep. -
askew 10,596 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIt probably stank to high heaven too.
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Oh-Bollox 5,046 posts
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Registered 6 years agoIt did. I woke up sat on what was basically a cushion of compressed turdcake in my boxers. Getting my clothes off was a fucking nightmare. Worst case of winnits ever. -
Salaman 16,586 posts
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Registered 9 years agoOh-Bollox wrote:
Falling asleep drunk on a chair, waking up still a bit pished, thinking I was on a toilet (where I often fell asleep mid-takeaway), taking a shit, and going back to sleep.
most embarrasing thing you have ever done at work
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Oh-Bollox 5,046 posts
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Registered 6 years agoTechnically I was at work! Shouldn't have been drunk, admittedly. -
valli 14,042 posts
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spindle9988 2,272 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI went for a dump at work today, decided to pop in and see my nan on lunch break as she only lives down the road at which point my younger sister pointed to the tissue hanging out the back of my trousers. Very glad it wasnt noticed at work -
speedofthepuma 12,897 posts
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Registered 7 years agoYou can't know it wasn't.
You'll never know.I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.
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spindle9988 2,272 posts
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Registered 6 years agospeedofthepuma wrote:
You can't know it wasn't.
You'll never know.
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coastal 5,343 posts
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Registered 7 years agoonce populated a colleague's windows media player library with dodgy porn simply by sticking in my ext drive to her machine to copy a file across. still keeps me awake at night.bf3: sergeant_shaftoe
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Rodney 1,256 posts
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Registered 6 years agoVoted second worst dresser in the company, only narrowly beaten to first place by the head of IT.
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skuzzbag 5,180 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI texted my mate to ask him about getting me 10 pills and sent it to my boss by mistake.
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The most embarrassing thing ive ever done was to to pull down the trackies ( debag ) of a co-worker as we queued for the clocking system at 7pm. I got suspended for it for 3 days with pay.
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Salaman 16,586 posts
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Registered 9 years agoYou're lucky they didn't send you straight to the principal for that!
I think the most embarrassing I have managed so far is to stealthily fart just moments before somebody walks up to my desk.
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iokthemonkey 4,664 posts
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Registered 5 years agoA friend of mine was a photocopier engineer and he was once out on a job, couldn't find the place and so stopped at a little news agents to ask for directions.
He bought some chewing gum, then asked, "do you know where X is?"
The woman started explaining and - feeling the urge to sneeze - he started pulling a sneezy face and explained: "sorry - gonna sneeze - I - aaachoooo FRRT!"
Yeah, he let loose with an absolute trouser-trumpet as he sneezed.
He said the worst part was the woman kept going, "you turn -sniff sniff - right then it's - sniff sniff - first on the - sniif - left" and pulling a disgusted face as she did so. -
espadachin 2,197 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI was busy getting changed in the disabled loo at work to cycle home, when someone kept trying the door over and over and grumbling, I replied rather curtly that it was busy and then swore and mumbled to myself about being an 'impatient idiot' and 'use the normal toilets as i bet they werent a spacker' (charming, i know, but i was just mumbling to myself).
so I finally leave and whos standing right outside the toilet looking furious?
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iokthemonkey 4,664 posts
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Registered 5 years agoespadachin wrote:
It's okay though, he didn't see you.
I was busy getting changed in the disabled loo at work to cycle home, when someone kept trying the door over and over and grumbling, I replied rather curtly that it was busy and then swore and mumbled to myself about being an 'impatient idiot' and 'use the normal toilets as i bet they werent a spacker' (charming, i know, but i was just mumbling to myself).
so I finally leave and whos standing right outside the toilet looking furious?
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mrpon 24,071 posts
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Registered 6 years agoRodney wrote:
It was you wasn't it in that "cowboy-hat-and-vest-with-the nipples-exposed-face-about-to-cum-expression"?
Voted second worst dresser in the company, only narrowly beaten to first place by the head of IT.
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CannonAnBall 730 posts
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Registered 8 years agoA lad who worked on the shop floor once got caught with his arse over the sink in the gents loo. He was washing his piles!
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CannonAnBall wrote:
I hope he looked over his shoulder and made the "O" face when he was caught.
A lad who worked on the shop floor once got caught with his arse over the sink in the gents loo. He was washing his piles!
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