I quite recently yawned whilst sitting at my desk and as my arms pinned back my manager was walking behind me at which point i grabbed something of hers that was deemed unsuitable to do at work (plus the fact she weighs about 20 stone)This was obviously very embarrasing so anyone else who wants to put some classic moments on here, please post away
most embarrassing thing you have ever done at work
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spindle9988 2,271 posts
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LeoliansBro 35,019 posts
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Registered 7 years agoHeh someone once was pressed up against me on the tube, and whilst rummaging around in her bag, grabbed my cock through the material. That was ... fun ...
At work? Either ripping a big hole in my trousers and enlisting a friend to go and buy me a new pair, sneezing on someone's hand or totally forgetting someone's name and calling them 'Ed' for several months.LB, you really are a massive geek.
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catterz 8,757 posts
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Registered 11 years agoGetting caught with my cock in the bacon-slicer.Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)
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Dougs 59,051 posts
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Registered 10 years agoCalled my boss a cunt in an email to him. By mistake obviously -
DaM 11,738 posts
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PazJohnMitch 5,662 posts
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Registered 6 years agoTurning up at work two days after I was supposed to have flown abroad on holiday.
The airport had refused my passport. So the next day I spent in Victoria getting a new one and the day after that I went into work to use their computers and look for a replacement flight.
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BanjoMan 13,730 posts
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Registered 6 years agoSent a load of banjo jokes to the directors, instead of my mate. Luckily the jokes were clean....PSN: BanjoFett
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yupyup 3,622 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWhile giving a presentation to 30 odd people as a temp on some bollocks barcode scanning system I'd set up, many things went wrong, one however stands out...
The naff IT people wouldn't give me admin privileges to install what I needed so I set up my own machine, and physically brought it up to the meeting room and connected it to the projector (rather than using the approved domain account.
Anyway, 'twas all going okay, until I suddenly heard an all too familiar 'whooshing sound' and turned around to see the meant-to-uninstall-ages-ago-but-never-got-around-to-it Sky News desktop alert with:
BOY 8, RAPES GIRL 7
:'(Hands Off Our Penises
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spindle9988 2,271 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI also used to work in a department store when i was about 18 and hasd to assist a women down the escalator who had a broken ankle, to cut a long story short i sort of dropped her down the esccalator, another twist to the tale is that i actually won temp of the year for that term as well -
Cappy 11,067 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI once called a female colleague mum. Classic Freudian slip I guess.
Sorry to disappoint but thats it, I did feel embarrassed though..gif)
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catterz 8,757 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI really can't think of any truly embarassing things I've done, but I have had a few plonker moments... especially 3 years ago when I was working in a Chinese restaurant and having difficulty understanding some of their accents and the way they put English sentences together.
One colleague opened a tin of lychees and then opened a plastic container. "Put the lychees in the box", he said. So I picked up the tin and put it in the box. Apparently he meant for me to empty the tin into the box, not just put the tin in. To this day I don't know why he couldn't have done it himself... and every year when I go to their christmas parties the story comes up and everyone has a good laugh.Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)
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armyourfists 917 posts
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Registered 9 years agoCappy wrote:
Even though it's so simple, I think this is my favourite so far.
I once called a female colleague mum. Classic Freudian slip I guess.
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BanjoMan 13,730 posts
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Registered 6 years agoCappy wrote:
No no, that's great. You still work with her?
I once called a female colleague mum. Classic Freudian slip I guess.
Sorry to disappoint but thats it, I did feel embarrassed though.
How the hell did you manage to call her mum?PSN: BanjoFett
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chudders 754 posts
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Registered 6 years agoShe was his mum, but that's not a very professional form of address. -
Jeepers 12,573 posts
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Registered 7 years agoAccidentally typed the phrase "Go fuck yourself, fatarse" into a What's On guide that was then distributed to 20,000 outlets across Cambridge. -
catterz 8,757 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI used to work with my mum, for transport reasons more than anything. I'm the intelligent guy who knows enough tricks to make people think I'm a genius at anything computer-based... she's, well, a bit dippy.Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)
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chudders 754 posts
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Registered 6 years agoJeepers wrote:
That's a pretty big typo, isn't it?
Accidentally typed the phrase "Go fuck yourself, fatarse" into a What's On guide that was then distributed to 20,000 outlets across Cambridge. -
catterz wrote:
I bet her husband wasn't too impressed!
Getting caught with my cock in the bacon-slicer.
I've done several things at work that would have been embarassing if I'd have been caught... but I've not been caught yet so phew!
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Jeepers 12,573 posts
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Registered 7 years agochudders wrote:
Well, I say 'typo'.Jeepers wrote:
That's a pretty big typo, isn't it?
Accidentally typed the phrase "Go fuck yourself, fatarse" into a What's On guide that was then distributed to 20,000 outlets across Cambridge.
I actually mean 'was pissing about with the graphic designer and forgot to delete it'. -
chudders 754 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI turned up in uniform on non-uniform day.
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I stole a cookie from the cookie jar.
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Yes, me.
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Cappy 11,067 posts
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Registered 7 years agoBanjoMan wrote:
Unfortunately I don't work with her anymore. I'm not exactly sure about the mum thing, I think its probably because we had so many rows.Cappy wrote:
No no, that's great. You still work with her?
I once called a female colleague mum. Classic Freudian slip I guess.
Sorry to disappoint but thats it, I did feel embarrassed though.
How the hell did you manage to call her mum?
I was responsible for page layouts and stuff like drawing complicated maps whilst she was responsible for proofing the end result and she never really had much idea of the technical limitations of equipment like computers and cheap printers hence lots of silly rows over what colour blue would a road actually be in the finished product. She was lovely really though. -
I thought it was Grom who stole a cookie from the cookie jar?
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spindle9988 2,271 posts
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Registered 6 years agoJust a little bump as I am bored at work
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'C U Next Tuesday'
I wrote that on the whiteboard for all the teachers and classroom/support assistants to read.
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