The **Official** Aliens: Colonial Marines Thread Page 51

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  • Whizzo 14 Feb 2013 23:09:12 43,124 posts
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    Finished it now and you really do wonder where all that time was spent, developing Borderlands games by the looks of things.

    Gearbox are on my shit list, lying bastards.

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  • ricky_uk 15 Feb 2013 02:06:33 212 posts
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    I love this thread. I don't ever want it to die... We need it to be active for many years to come. Being a aliens fan and just watching videos of this game make me think "oh man they nailed it" till I look closer and see Shiite graphics and some crazy high off cocaine aliens....

    I love that gif LOL honestly the best gif ever
  • puddleduck 15 Feb 2013 02:08:10 1,854 posts
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    I fully agree Ricky... well it doesn't need to go on for years, but I do keep checking this thread because it's highly amusing :p

    The gif really is awesome with extra mayo.

    Edited by puddleduck at 02:08:29 15-02-2013
  • ricky_uk 15 Feb 2013 02:13:34 212 posts
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    That gif with the music on top is so hilarious ! That's my comedy act of the year done and sorted
  • Mola_Ram 15 Feb 2013 03:16:45 7,386 posts
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    I think I would have enjoyed that video review more if he wasn't yelling all the time.
  • SweetDreamsKids 15 Feb 2013 03:26:10 1 posts
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  • puddleduck 15 Feb 2013 03:58:33 1,854 posts
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    I know I shouldn't laugh...
  • CharlieStCloud 15 Feb 2013 08:35:02 5,202 posts
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    -cerberus- wrote:
    Ah, Angry Joe is brilliant ...

    ... his first line is perfect, 'they fucked it up'.

    I know not one, not two but four people on my friends list whom I know in 'real life' that are playing this; I honestly reckon this game will sell a crazy number like maybe, 150,000 on the first week alone.
  • Dr.Haggard 15 Feb 2013 08:49:28 4,205 posts
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    Have we had this? Someone claiming to be in the know took to Reddit to explain what went wrong, and failed to explain very much. Worth a skim through though, if you believe him/her.
  • PenguinJim 15 Feb 2013 10:24:58 5,853 posts
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    Starting to get something out of Randy on Twitter:

    Randy Pitchfork wrote:
    I am not blocking critique. I am blocking insults, threats and extreme rudeness.
    I expect that means he's blocked Sega, then.
  • ricky_uk 15 Feb 2013 10:35:59 212 posts
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    SweetDreamsKids wrote:


    Lulzzzzz

    I need more of these! Even at 10 in the morning this gif cracks me up
  • J.C 15 Feb 2013 10:41:16 1,267 posts
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    I wonder if they will ever apologize to the fans for this? I don't think any amount of patching updates etc can fix this shoddy game. Licence should be given to 343 industries, I'm sure they could do it justice. ffs infinity ward or treyarch could have have nailed it as well. Shame. :(
  • Ultrasoundwave 15 Feb 2013 10:46:59 3,300 posts
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    PenguinJim wrote:
    Starting to get something out of Randy on Twitter:

    Randy Pitchfork wrote:
    I am not blocking critique. I am blocking insults, threats and extreme rudeness.
    I expect that means he's blocked Sega, then.

    Saw that. Reading through some of the tweets he's got, the guy is getting a shit load of abuse.

    Will be interesting to see if he's brave enough to give someone an honest interview (hint hint EG!) about whats gone wrong with the game. Most likely scenario would be that he would do another "Duke Nukem" though :

    "Its frickin' Colonial frickin' Marines!, therefore that means the game is frickin' awesome, and i reject your criticism"

    Edited by Ultrasoundwave at 10:47:47 15-02-2013

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • -cerberus- 15 Feb 2013 10:47:55 2,838 posts
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    Randy Pitchfork wrote:
    I am not blocking critique. I am blocking insults
    So he's blocking his own game as well then?

    Edited by -cerberus- at 10:48:08 15-02-2013

    Take the plastic bag challenge to cure stupidity.

  • Ultrasoundwave 15 Feb 2013 13:08:22 3,300 posts
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    Apparently, there are now shenanigans happening between Timegate employees and Gearbox employees over Colonial Marines.

    Basically no-one wants to take responsibility for it being shite.

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Red_Dwarf_Posse 15 Feb 2013 13:37:10 10 posts
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    So Game pre order has finally arrived. Really want to play it but 40 is 40 and I cant get refund if I open.

    Help with decision?
  • -cerberus- 15 Feb 2013 13:38:49 2,838 posts
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    @Red_Dwarf_Posse Send it back for a refund, mate. Be patient and buy a used copy later for less than a tenner.

    Take the plastic bag challenge to cure stupidity.

  • tincanrocket 15 Feb 2013 13:39:30 2,987 posts
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    DO NOT OPEN. TAKE TO STORE AND CLAIM REFUND
  • onestepfromlost 15 Feb 2013 13:39:37 2,063 posts
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    REFUND! get when cheaper
  • LeoliansBro 15 Feb 2013 13:45:29 44,215 posts
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    -cerberus- wrote:
    'Cancelisation'?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Whizzo 15 Feb 2013 13:46:39 43,124 posts
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    Send it back, I paid 20 quid for the PC version and I think I overspent, it'll be sub 20 quid on console by mid-March if you really want to pick it up.

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  • -cerberus- 15 Feb 2013 13:48:19 2,838 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote: 'Cancelisation'?
    American slang, I suppose? :D

    Take the plastic bag challenge to cure stupidity.

  • LeoliansBro 15 Feb 2013 13:51:14 44,215 posts
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    Shades of Bush's 'strategery'.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • killersrquiet 15 Feb 2013 13:57:13 2,000 posts
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    Red_Dwarf_Posse wrote:
    So Game pre order has finally arrived. Really want to play it but 40 is 40 and I cant get refund if I open.

    Help with decision?
    Pre-order.......

    Someone needs to tell game your supposed to it when the game releases.

    I would return it. You'll regret opening it when you see the loading screen.....

    Edited by killersrquiet at 13:58:10 15-02-2013
  • GuiltySpark 15 Feb 2013 14:17:07 6,385 posts
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    killersrquiet wrote:
    Red_Dwarf_Posse wrote:
    So Game pre order has finally arrived. Really want to play it but 40 is 40 and I cant get refund if I open.

    Help with decision?
    Pre-order.......

    Someone needs to tell game your supposed to it when the game releases.

    I would return it. You'll regret opening it when you see the loading screen.....
    Do you even need to ask anybody this question?

    Get bent.

  • jellyhead 15 Feb 2013 14:38:12 24,350 posts
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    @LeoliansBro What's wrong with that? If 'Shuttering' is acceptable why not 'Cancelization'?

    It's full of cancel which means it's been cancelized through a process of cancelization. Simples.

    'S' instead of 'Z' though. Tut, tut.

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  • LeoliansBro 15 Feb 2013 14:40:35 44,215 posts
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    'Shuttering' as opposed to?

    Cancellation is a word. So is strategy. Cancellization (with a 'z' if you like) and 'strategery' are not.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • jellyhead 15 Feb 2013 14:44:56 24,350 posts
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    'Shuttering' as opposed to 'Closing down' for example. Ungainly turn of phrase.

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  • onestepfromlost 15 Feb 2013 14:47:51 2,063 posts
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    when was "shuttering" acceptable?
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