The difference between Martian and Terran culture.

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  • GlobtarOfMars 11 Feb 2008 15:24:31 3 posts
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    1) We like to eat with our nozzles and acidic secretions. You freaky heretics use mouths and chewing.

    2) Our aim is nothing less than UNIVERSAL DOMINATION. BOW BEFORE GLOBTAR, PUNY HUMAN. You want to spawn and not be killed by vehicles.

    3) One consumption of secretion shall nourish an entire Martian Globulous for weeks. You greedy fucks seem to just eat and eat and eat.

    4) Globtar has no need of music and entertainment, as his entertainment comes from DEATH AND TORTURE. You seem to like James Blunt, so I guess we're even there.

    5) We are obsessed with WARFARE, you are obsessed with secreting your nozzles into feminine Terrans.

    6) We generally prefer dissolving and breaking down products before consuming the gelatinous goo. You drink stuff that squirts out cows and chickens.

    7) You drink alcohol. We drink the souls of our fallen.

    8) You are obsessed with girls, we divide asexually.

    9) You sit in front of a programatic broadcast box yelling advice at the best atheletes in the world. We cull our weak.

    10) You have this thing called pornography, which we really don't understand.

    11) Some of your species insert their nozzles into a place which is normally used for waste disposal, with no chance of reproduction. We still divide asexually.

    12) You have teeth. We have warfangs.

    13) "Playstation" seems to be a deity for you, worshiped almost a full Terran day by some. We spill the blood of our foes and chant to Lord Glabthar.

    14) You sit around a programatic broadcast box almost as much as you do talk about what was on the programatic broadcast box. Our boxes are used for status updates and war communiques.

    15) You are obsessed with how you look. We are multilimbed death warriors.

    16) Little do you know that Michael Bay is one of us. BWAHAHAHAHA.

    17) You spend all your time attempting to control sprouting from your heads and bodies in a futile effort.

    18) We are fuelled by the glory of battle. You spend your time drinking "Stella" and arguing about something called "football".

    19) MICHAEL BAY DETONATE NOW
  • Spanky 11 Feb 2008 15:25:40 14,481 posts
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    This is some sort of viral marketing right?

    Plubs

  • malteaserhead 11 Feb 2008 15:26:00 13,444 posts
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    :D
  • speedofthepuma 11 Feb 2008 15:26:05 13,283 posts
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    This took a lot of effort and someone needs to get out more.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • BanjoMan 11 Feb 2008 15:26:53 13,730 posts
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    Some of us have work to do. Apparently.

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  • Ginger 11 Feb 2008 15:27:30 6,830 posts
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    HAIL GLOBTAR

    London open taekwondo champion

  • smoothpete 11 Feb 2008 15:27:32 31,496 posts
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    Very good :D
  • PhoenixFlames 11 Feb 2008 15:28:49 8,944 posts
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    lol @ #11

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  • psychokitten Moderator 11 Feb 2008 15:30:59 7,794 posts
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    Ginger wrote:
    ALL HAIL LORD GLABTHAR

    fixed
  • afghan_jones 11 Feb 2008 15:35:34 3,034 posts
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    Good stuff.

    I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
  • billythekid 11 Feb 2008 15:36:24 11,109 posts
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    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=UfV5VP_oD3U
  • El_MUERkO 11 Feb 2008 15:40:30 16,975 posts
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    afghan_jones wrote:
    Good stuff.

    I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

    kill the collaborator!

    resistance is not futile, it's better than halo
  • Deleted user 11 February 2008 16:12:02
    Someone needs to write comedy for a living.

    But who is it?
  • BanjoMan 11 Feb 2008 16:18:44 13,730 posts
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    /Larry David squint

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  • JediMasterMalik 11 Feb 2008 16:21:04 11,820 posts
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    Genius, kinda.
  • w00t 11 Feb 2008 16:23:31 11,079 posts
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    15) You are obsessed with how you look. We are multilimbed death warriors.

    :D

    My favourite. I'm guessing that this is Gremmi's handiwork...

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • Razz 11 Feb 2008 16:56:59 61,070 posts
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  • hulahoops 11 Feb 2008 17:28:24 2,311 posts
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    I call sock.
  • spindizzy 11 Feb 2008 17:34:02 6,438 posts
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    BlankOBlank! wrote:
    I call sock.

    Can the mods not just look and see if Globtar's IP address is one of the ones assigned to Mars?
  • Aretak 11 Feb 2008 17:35:34 10,351 posts
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    BlankOBlank! wrote:
    I call sock.
    No way, this guy seems legit to me.
  • Nylkran 11 Feb 2008 17:37:25 1,086 posts
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    BlankOBlank! wrote:
    I call sock.


    Sock?
  • Aretak 11 Feb 2008 17:39:17 10,351 posts
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    Nylkran wrote:
    BlankOBlank! wrote:
    I call sock.
    Sock?
    Sock.
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