Marmite Ricecakes are...

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  • Deleted user 6 February 2008 14:24:21
    ...absolutely fucking delicious! Go and buy some now, they're surprisingly tasty.

    Although obviously don't if you don't like Marmite. If you're one of those people, try buying a gun instead. ;)
  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:25:28 70,676 posts
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    Yup love 'em though they're not allowed to officially call 'em marmite are they? Or have they actually rebranded 'em now?

    These with cheese on = luscious
  • jellyhead 6 Feb 2008 14:26:24 24,350 posts
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    / buys gun
    / executes all the filth and scum that like Marmite

    Good suggestion, Thanks!
    :)

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  • Deleted user 6 February 2008 14:27:26
    pjmaybe wrote:
    Yup love 'em though they're not allowed to officially call 'em marmite are they? Or have they actually rebranded 'em now?

    These with cheese on = luscious

    No, they've got the proper Marmite logo on the packet and everything. \o/
  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:28:35 70,676 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    pjmaybe wrote:
    Yup love 'em though they're not allowed to officially call 'em marmite are they? Or have they actually rebranded 'em now?

    These with cheese on = luscious

    No, they've got the proper Marmite logo on the packet and everything. \o/

    REALLY?!!

    WANNNNNT!

    I just assumed these were those Kallo ones.

    Cor, I wannem. I might even have to put guinness marmite on 'em for a double pump.
  • Razz 6 Feb 2008 14:29:02 60,802 posts
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    LOL@Peej with his bootleg mormate ricecoks XD

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  • Lutz 6 Feb 2008 14:29:30 48,854 posts
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    Oh... my... god...

    I've just sicked up a little in my mouth...

    My 2 worst foods, combined, to form one almighty disgusting super-awful food.

    Tell me, does satan pluck each one from his own arse hair?
  • Deleted user 6 February 2008 14:30:07
    Just had one with some cheese on it...

    By the Gods, they're even more amazing!

    And you can also get breadsticks.

    /winks at camera, flashing perfect white teeth (now covered in Marmite)
  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:30:44 70,676 posts
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    Ooooh!

    Gotta get some of these.
  • Razz 6 Feb 2008 14:31:27 60,802 posts
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    We know Lutz. You prefer choclate covered lard with bacon bits sprinkled on top. Deep fried. :D

    d( ^_^ )b
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  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2008 14:31:39 58,949 posts
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    A woman in our office usually eats salt and vinegar ones, so when she offered me one, i took it without looking.

    I bit into it and nearly punched her in the throat.

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  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:32:08 70,676 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    LOL@Peej with his bootleg mormate ricecoks XD

    These are the Kallo ones.

    oink!

    And not liking marmite is just admitting that you like marmite mining more.
  • Master_of_Baking 6 Feb 2008 14:35:48 21 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    A woman in our office usually eats salt and vinegar ones, so when she offered me one, i took it without looking.

    I bit into it and nearly punched her in the throat.

    It would have been a completely justified. They are ruff as fuck.
  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:37:04 70,676 posts
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    The S & V rice pringles are worse. They're like eating little wafer thin slices of something covered in caustic soda.

    5 of those and you feel like someone's taken a cheesegrater to the inside of your mouth.

    One thing I will say against marmite anything - don't expect any nookie afterwards.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2008 14:38:13
    Ricecakes are lovely, you lot are just gh3y.

    But yeah, the Pringles rice thingys do look fucking awful. I can't say I've had the courage to try them yet.
  • Razz 6 Feb 2008 14:38:21 60,802 posts
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    I'm not a big a big fan of rice cakes I prefer to wast some dried fruit or Rye vita (sp?).

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  • afghan_jones 6 Feb 2008 14:39:55 3,033 posts
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    im eating some right now!!!!!
  • gang_of_bitches 6 Feb 2008 14:40:50 5,442 posts
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    Ban this sick filth.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2008 14:40:51
    Ryevita, Razz?! RYE FUCKING VITA?!

    Now that really is the worst food on the planet! It's like eating cardboard which has been dipped in week-old tea and then left out in the sun for another week just for good measure.
  • thehat 6 Feb 2008 14:43:07 1,833 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    Ricecakes are lovely, you lot are just gh3y.
    Syntax error.
  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:43:49 70,676 posts
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    I don't mind some of the thicker ryvita with seeds on.

    So long as they're smeared in marmite of course
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2008 14:44:18 58,949 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    The S & V rice pringles are worse. They're like eating little wafer thin slices of something covered in caustic soda.

    5 of those and you feel like someone's taken a cheesegrater to the inside of your mouth.

    I actually quite like them. Good with a beer.

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  • Razz 6 Feb 2008 14:46:11 60,802 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    Ryevita, Razz?! RYE FUCKING VITA?!

    Now that really is the worst food on the planet! It's like eating cardboard which has been dipped in week-old tea and then left out in the sun for another week just for good measure.
    Not plain, bit of xiao baicai or vegemite on top does the trick.

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  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:46:54 70,676 posts
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    You put north korean dictators on crackers?

    Cool!
  • Fat-Boy 6 Feb 2008 14:46:55 4,300 posts
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    Rice cakes are a fucking con, they market Snack-a-Jacks as if they're some sort of healthy alternative, but they're worse for you than other regular crisps like Quavers or Wotsits. Well fuck you, Fern Britton.

    Marmite is the food of the gods.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2008 14:47:51
    Razz wrote:
    deathgibbon wrote:
    Ryevita, Razz?! RYE FUCKING VITA?!

    Now that really is the worst food on the planet! It's like eating cardboard which has been dipped in week-old tea and then left out in the sun for another week just for good measure.
    Not plain, bit of Zhong da dain or vegemite on top does the trick.

    saywhat

    /is an uncultured swine

    No matter what it is, Ryevita's are still disgusting. ;)
  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:49:31 70,676 posts
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    Fat Boy wrote:
    Rice cakes are a fucking con, they market Snack-a-Jacks as if they're some sort of healthy alternative, but they're worse for you than other regular crisps like Quavers or Wotsits. Well fuck you, Fern Britton.

    Marmite is the food of the gods.

    That is actually true (about the snack a jacks) - taking a healthy snack then coating the fucking things in sodium and weird chemical shit is not healthy.

    And again, the salt and vinegar ones of those are rank and caustic.

    The cheese ones though, they're like eating fucking huge flat round wotsits. Disgusting shit.
  • JuanKerr 6 Feb 2008 14:49:38 36,209 posts
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    ATTENTION ALL MARMITE FANS

  • Razz 6 Feb 2008 14:50:45 60,802 posts
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    Sorry. It's a Chinese vegetable I don't know the English word for it.

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  • pjmaybe 6 Feb 2008 14:51:06 70,676 posts
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    GweeeeH?!
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