'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 128

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  • Moot_Point 2 Nov 2013 16:58:42 4,495 posts
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    @DFawkes Wow, you've changed your tune (a little). How can you vote to be independent knowing that you're being lied to? Surely voting to be independent would be for improving the future of Scotland. But we know what is in the works for the long term, independence followed by joining the EU.

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • DFawkes 2 Nov 2013 18:01:37 23,804 posts
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    What? I said I was undecided. Both the yes and no sides are just spouting lies, half truths and speculation. Neither side wants anyone to vote based on trivial things like facts ;)

    No tune changing at all here :) I doubt I'll even have a tune to change until the vote is closer. I expect it to be a shambles either way, until Russell Brand tells us what to do.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • localnotail 3 Nov 2013 12:54:47 23,093 posts
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    Man successfully sues wife over ugly children.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Mola_Ram 3 Nov 2013 12:57:51 7,997 posts
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    Wtf. How ugly can a baby be?
  • mcmothercruncher 4 Nov 2013 09:25:31 7,538 posts
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    Bear headbutt.
    /Russia.
  • fletch7100 5 Nov 2013 10:49:57 7,441 posts
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    footage recorded by skydivers as their 2 planes collide before they jump.

    Edited by fletch7100 at 10:51:33 05-11-2013
  • Mr_Sleep 5 Nov 2013 10:59:00 17,293 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    footage recorded by skydivers as their 2 planes collide before they jump.
    That's pretty amazing but God the editorial is horrid.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • oceanmotion 5 Nov 2013 13:58:22 16,088 posts
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    Face scanning and tailored ads at Tesco Petrol Stations
  • Jeepers 5 Nov 2013 14:11:13 13,239 posts
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    oceanmotion wrote:
    Face scanning and tailored ads at Tesco Petrol Stations
    By Amstrad, I believe.

    So that won't work for a tuppeny fuck.
  • DaM 5 Nov 2013 15:47:12 13,444 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    oceanmotion wrote:
    Face scanning and tailored ads at Tesco Petrol Stations
    By Amstrad, I believe.

    So that won't work for a tuppeny fuck.
    I got to the checkout and the lady asked me if I wanted to buy a 48k Spectrumophone :(
  • danathjo 7 Nov 2013 21:05:15 7,478 posts
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    O_0 Man Successfully Sues Wife Over Ugly Children
  • Moot_Point 7 Nov 2013 21:11:47 4,495 posts
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    Sorry, glol'd.

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  • danathjo 7 Nov 2013 21:14:12 7,478 posts
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    I want to see what she looked like before the surgery!
  • danathjo 7 Nov 2013 21:18:40 7,478 posts
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    shit, just saw local beat me to it!
  • drip 7 Nov 2013 21:23:38 4,607 posts
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    Better an ugly child that looks like you than a pretty child that looks like your neighbour.

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 21:24:59 07-11-2013
  • Razz 8 Nov 2013 00:05:35 61,600 posts
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    EU rules that gay Africans are entitled to asylum

    That's the daily mail's headlines sorted until christmas

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  • Moot_Point 8 Nov 2013 00:19:59 4,495 posts
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    @Razz They won't touch it, it a true story. They prefer stories that they can embellish like they guy who took a local government loan for flying lessons to get a license which he was going to pay back.

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  • X201 8 Nov 2013 09:36:56 15,697 posts
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    "A group of people dressed as Batman, Robin, David Hasselhoff and a Smurf helped police officers catch a criminal in an East Lothian supermarket."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-24854508
  • smoothpete 8 Nov 2013 18:29:28 31,709 posts
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    Scam warning over message in a bottle found on Thames Path
  • localnotail 11 Nov 2013 13:50:32 23,093 posts
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    Russian activist has balls (very painful ones).

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • RedSparrows 11 Nov 2013 14:10:28 23,882 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    Jeepers wrote:
    oceanmotion wrote:
    Face scanning and tailored ads at Tesco Petrol Stations
    By Amstrad, I believe.

    So that won't work for a tuppeny fuck.
    I got to the checkout and the lady asked me if I wanted to buy a 48k Spectrumophone :(
    '"Yes, itís like something out of Minority Report but this could change the face of British retail.'

    Hahahaha

    'Yes it's like 1984, but look, cheap gin!'

    Edited by RedSparrows at 14:10:37 11-11-2013
  • RedSparrows 11 Nov 2013 14:12:35 23,882 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    @Razz They won't touch it, it a true story. They prefer stories that they can embellish like they guy who took a local government loan for flying lessons to get a license which he was going to pay back.
    Of course they'll touch it. It's a story about foreign homosexuals being given leave to seek asylum on our once-great-too-tolerant-we-fought-the-Nazis-dont-you-know-shores.

    They hate gays, they hate foreigners, they hate immigrants. Some of the comments on articles about that boat full of immigrants sinking off Italy with all hands lost are absolutely foul, and they love it.
  • TheSaint 11 Nov 2013 14:17:47 14,717 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    They hate gays, they hate foreigners, they hate immigrants.
    So does Moot judging by the other thread.
  • lordofthedunce 11 Nov 2013 15:12:28 379 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Russian activist has balls (very painful ones).
    'It was a "metaphor for apathy, political indifference and fatalism of modern Russian society," he explained, with an extremely sqeaky voice.'
  • jimbogreen 11 Nov 2013 18:49:58 88 posts
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    yup.

    Edited by jimbogreen at 19:05:28 11-11-2013
  • Mr-Brett 11 Nov 2013 18:59:56 12,878 posts
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    I expect it's revenge for the Berlin Wall.

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • jimbogreen 11 Nov 2013 19:01:03 88 posts
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    that is phase 2.
  • Mr-Brett 11 Nov 2013 19:07:10 12,878 posts
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    Nah, phase 2 was the chemtrails.

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • Moot_Point 13 Nov 2013 01:07:19 4,495 posts
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    "I'll be back", said Terminator

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  • imamazed 13 Nov 2013 09:47:11 5,902 posts
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24909889

    An extra who was filming on Sunday told the Mirror: "This was grotesquely disrespectful and offensive. I can't believe I wore an SS uniform on Remembrance Sunday."

    Well don't do it then! Christ, you can't have half-principles!
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