'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 115

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  • cubbymoore 14 May 2013 23:56:48 36,507 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    Wow. I CBA with Ramsay or stuff like that most of the time, but I watched that and it was incredible.
    Yeah, same here.

    I wanted to know a bit more about their past, it definitely seems like he's loaded and is just pumping money into this restaurant because he just has to throw money at women in order to keep them, that's why he's nicking the tips. And obviously she's a complete delusional nutjob who thinks she can cook because the husband's told her she can.

    Edited by cubbymoore at 23:57:28 14-05-2013
  • ronuds 15 May 2013 13:24:29 21,788 posts
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    It didn't seem to me like they did much cooking of their own anyway.
  • Ziz0u 15 May 2013 13:29:41 8,654 posts
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    That was great. Their FB page is still getting posts literally every couple of seconds.
  • Ziz0u 15 May 2013 13:30:23 8,654 posts
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    https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingco
  • X201 15 May 2013 13:36:16 15,953 posts
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    "Cardinal Keith O'Brien will be leaving Scotland for 'spiritual renewal' after admitting sexual misconduct, Vatican says"


    and his victims?
  • Baihu1983 15 May 2013 15:05:45 3,873 posts
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    http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/

    Man dies after trying to have sex with a hornets nest
  • Salaman 15 May 2013 15:12:38 19,958 posts
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    Swden huh? Well Tonka has posted recently, so we can rule him out.

    That reads like a onion article. Especially the last line about animal right's groups being concerned about the hornets.
  • convercide 15 May 2013 15:18:01 6,254 posts
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    @Baihu1983

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • beastmaster 15 May 2013 17:25:16 12,300 posts
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    Dr Who fans vs Star Wars fans. "Sad and pathetic!"

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Baihu1983 15 May 2013 18:44:41 3,873 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/

    Man dies after trying to have sex with a hornets nest
    Turns out this was fake, My faith in the internet is over!
  • localnotail 17 May 2013 15:16:39 23,093 posts
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    The perils of jaffa cake addiction

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • fletch7100 17 May 2013 17:21:14 7,525 posts
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    A hitchhiker who became an internet celebrity after intervening in a California street attack has been charged with beating another man to death.
  • Immaterial 20 May 2013 16:01:40 1,662 posts
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    First Leika, now rodents. A proud Russian tradition of putting animals into space continues.

    According to AFP, deputy director of the Institute of Medical and Biological Problems Vladimir Sychov said: "...Less than half of the mice made it -- but that was to be expected. Unfortunately, because of equipment failure, we lost all the gerbils."

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • Bremenacht 20 May 2013 20:35:37 20,439 posts
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    Your smartphone is destroying your memory

    Interesting article, but could just as well apply to cave-dwelling dew-drinkers on the Internet.

    And from the same site

    6 Ways to get a stronger erection.

    don't ever let her ride you first!
    Always go for loose, airy underwear.
    Good advice!

    Don't masturbate too often
    erm

    Lock this thread MrTomFTW - it's gone on for long enough!

  • Fab4 22 May 2013 16:12:04 6,349 posts
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    Apparently some dude has been decapitated in Woolwich.
  • imamazed 22 May 2013 16:16:18 6,146 posts
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    I think a link is needed here
  • disusedgenius 22 May 2013 16:18:19 5,851 posts
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    bbc.co.uk/news
  • imamazed 22 May 2013 16:18:36 6,146 posts
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    Bloody hell, that'll do
  • fletch7100 22 May 2013 16:18:41 7,525 posts
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    [link url=http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718._/]Man chops off own penis on Penryn street]
  • disusedgenius 22 May 2013 16:19:10 5,851 posts
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    No word on a decapitation, though whatever it was killed him, so tis neither here nor there I guess.

    Also the guy who invented the .gif thinks it's called jif. The cunt.
  • imamazed 22 May 2013 16:21:14 6,146 posts
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    Yeh the bbc article mentions "gunshots", not a decapitation
  • Fab4 22 May 2013 16:24:35 6,349 posts
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    The initial reports say a guy was attacked with a machete and the police arrive and opened up on the attackers
  • X201 22 May 2013 16:30:26 15,953 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    [link url=http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718._/]Man chops off own penis on Penryn street]
    From a website called falmouthpacket
  • fletch7100 22 May 2013 16:32:26 7,525 posts
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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woolwich-major-incident-live-updates-1904508
  • imamazed 22 May 2013 16:46:51 6,146 posts
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    some really disturbing updates on that mirror updates page. Christ, they sound like nutters
  • RichDC 22 May 2013 16:53:14 5,619 posts
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    Eye witness Boya Dee reports:

    'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!
    'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!
    'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

    'The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!
    'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a revolver
    'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...
    'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver
    'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it
    'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!
    'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'
  • Kay 22 May 2013 17:03:04 18,097 posts
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    That's just gold. Just the very fact that such a serious and disturbing news story is using that piece as an eyewitness report.
  • the_dudefather 22 May 2013 17:12:58 9,462 posts
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    I want Boya Dee to be hired as a war correspondent

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Fab4 22 May 2013 17:14:31 6,349 posts
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    His looks the most detailed and accurate account so far...even down to them running the guy over.
  • Deleted user 22 May 2013 17:15:35
    Guy beheaded in front of him, someone else shot dead by a cop, and he ranks it "somewhere in the top 3"? Would like to know what the other two things are.
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