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  • Salaman 10 Dec 2012 14:33:08 19,969 posts
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    lol

    Three overweight girls eat at a fast food restaurant and someone labels their bill as "fat girls" not realising this label will appear on the receipt. Shitstorm ensues.

    I like their eloquence in describing the situation.
    "I got the bill, and I was like, why does the receipt say, 'fat girls?'" Duran told News 10. At first, her friends didn't even believe her. "[Huerta] was like, 'You're lying,' And I was like, 'No, I'm serious. Look at it.' She was like, 'fat girls?'"

    A manager went over to explain the "fat girls" check, but he “had like a smirk on his face, like it was funny but trying not to laugh,”

    In all fairness, the observation on the bill was factual correct.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 14:43:34 23,939 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    Donald Trump throws his toys out of the pram
    Wow.
    I'd be embarrassed to lose with such poor grace privately.
    And well done, people of Scotland, for making him have a tantrum.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Salaman 10 Dec 2012 14:47:16 19,969 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    the_dudefather wrote:
    Donald Trump throws his toys out of the pram
    Wow.
    I'd be embarrassed to lose with such poor grace privately.
    And well done, people of Scotland, for making him have a tantrum.
    Haha. Read that the other day. :-)
    After his psot election tweets, I'm not really surprised.
    Twunt.
  • Load_2.0 10 Dec 2012 14:52:38 20,167 posts
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    I can see Trump doing a Howard Hughes in the next ten years.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 15:03:16 23,939 posts
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    @LeoliansBro
    I just looked them up.

    Wow.

    He's a complete fucking fruitcake. It's like one of those wildly mental Roman Emperors got sent into the future to entertain us.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • senso-ji 10 Dec 2012 15:21:18 6,142 posts
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    US Pastor believes he is Noah, starts building his own ark

    It's a crazy story, but also quite sad considering how long he's been working on the project compared to how much of it he's completed.
  • glaeken 10 Dec 2012 15:30:26 11,327 posts
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    My main thought on watching that is does he know the ark was a boat? It looks awfully like he is trying to build an office block.
  • Kay 10 Dec 2012 16:46:37 18,109 posts
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    Yeah, it's been all over the news today. He's just the gosh darn cutest little thing.
  • Rusty_M 10 Dec 2012 17:16:50 5,086 posts
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    My god Trump is a cunt! I'd better drink some Glenfiddich tonight. There's some in the flat.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • kinky_mong 10 Dec 2012 17:26:26 11,156 posts
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    For you Deckard.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • localnotail 12 Dec 2012 13:49:22 23,093 posts
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    What the fucking fuck? :eek:

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • captbirdseye 14 Dec 2012 09:54:58 5,764 posts
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    A Death Star will sort out the terrorists

    Edited by captbirdseye at 09:55:29 14-12-2012
  • dsmx 14 Dec 2012 16:48:42 7,828 posts
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    why do I suddenly feel the onion is going to have a field day with this...

    "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a a house of cards, checkmate." Zapp Brannigan

  • senso-ji 15 Dec 2012 16:19:06 6,142 posts
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    Artist submits a self portrait as his driving license photo
  • Salaman 16 Dec 2012 12:51:47 19,969 posts
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    Mubarak slips and falls in the shower. Somehow I find it funny.
  • oceanmotion 19 Dec 2012 13:43:42 16,236 posts
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    Edit.

    Yeah, it's fake. Nicely done though.

    Edited by oceanmotion at 13:49:44 19-12-2012
  • the_dudefather 19 Dec 2012 13:50:44 9,467 posts
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    The ending of Peter Jackson's Return of the King really didn't follow the book that closely

    (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • fletch7100 30 Dec 2012 20:00:50 7,532 posts
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    The carry on style of rescues

    http://news.sky.com/story/1031566/ice-lake-rescue-drama-captured-on-video
  • TheSaint 31 Dec 2012 16:37:29 15,090 posts
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    Diagnosing the Home Alone burglars' injuries: A professional weighs in
  • fletch7100 31 Dec 2012 18:37:46 7,532 posts
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    http://news.sky.com/story/1031937/oompa-loompa-attack-police-hunt-pair

    Edited by fletch7100 at 18:38:29 31-12-2012
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 13:13:53
    Priscilla Presley is going out with Toby Anstis.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/weird-celeb-news/priscilla-presley-dating-toby-anstis-1515461
  • mrpon 3 Jan 2013 13:24:31 29,984 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    Diagnosing the Home Alone burglars' injuries: A professional weighs in
    Many a lunchtime guffaw at that, nice one!

    Give me £5 I'm worth it.

  • glaeken 3 Jan 2013 13:41:45 11,327 posts
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    @kalel That is seriously weird. I don't think I could get past the thought of knowing I was putting my dick in the same place as Elvis once did. That's a mind fuck.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 19:37:41
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256527/Employ-Adam-Pacitti-Unemployed-graduate-24-spends-500-billboard-advert-job.html

    What a dick.
  • skuzzbag 3 Jan 2013 21:01:30 5,835 posts
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  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:02:03
    A tenner says those glasses are empty frames.
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