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  • Salaman 10 Dec 2012 14:33:08 20,106 posts
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    lol

    Three overweight girls eat at a fast food restaurant and someone labels their bill as "fat girls" not realising this label will appear on the receipt. Shitstorm ensues.

    I like their eloquence in describing the situation.
    "I got the bill, and I was like, why does the receipt say, 'fat girls?'" Duran told News 10. At first, her friends didn't even believe her. "[Huerta] was like, 'You're lying,' And I was like, 'No, I'm serious. Look at it.' She was like, 'fat girls?'"

    A manager went over to explain the "fat girls" check, but he “had like a smirk on his face, like it was funny but trying not to laugh,”

    In all fairness, the observation on the bill was factual correct.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 14:43:34 23,928 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    Donald Trump throws his toys out of the pram
    Wow.
    I'd be embarrassed to lose with such poor grace privately.
    And well done, people of Scotland, for making him have a tantrum.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Salaman 10 Dec 2012 14:47:16 20,106 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    the_dudefather wrote:
    Donald Trump throws his toys out of the pram
    Wow.
    I'd be embarrassed to lose with such poor grace privately.
    And well done, people of Scotland, for making him have a tantrum.
    Haha. Read that the other day. :-)
    After his psot election tweets, I'm not really surprised.
    Twunt.
  • Load_2.0 10 Dec 2012 14:52:38 20,439 posts
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    I can see Trump doing a Howard Hughes in the next ten years.
  • MetalDog 10 Dec 2012 15:03:16 23,928 posts
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    @LeoliansBro
    I just looked them up.

    Wow.

    He's a complete fucking fruitcake. It's like one of those wildly mental Roman Emperors got sent into the future to entertain us.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • senso-ji 10 Dec 2012 15:21:18 6,253 posts
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    US Pastor believes he is Noah, starts building his own ark

    It's a crazy story, but also quite sad considering how long he's been working on the project compared to how much of it he's completed.
  • glaeken 10 Dec 2012 15:30:26 11,365 posts
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    My main thought on watching that is does he know the ark was a boat? It looks awfully like he is trying to build an office block.
  • Kay 10 Dec 2012 16:46:37 18,147 posts
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    Yeah, it's been all over the news today. He's just the gosh darn cutest little thing.
  • Rusty_M 10 Dec 2012 17:16:50 5,224 posts
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    My god Trump is a cunt! I'd better drink some Glenfiddich tonight. There's some in the flat.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • kinky_mong 10 Dec 2012 17:26:26 11,318 posts
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    For you Deckard.
  • localnotail 12 Dec 2012 13:49:22 23,084 posts
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    What the fucking fuck? :eek:

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • captbirdseye 14 Dec 2012 09:54:58 6,005 posts
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    A Death Star will sort out the terrorists

    Edited by captbirdseye at 09:55:29 14-12-2012
  • dsmx 14 Dec 2012 16:48:42 7,909 posts
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    why do I suddenly feel the onion is going to have a field day with this...

    "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a a house of cards, checkmate." Zapp Brannigan

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  • senso-ji 15 Dec 2012 16:19:06 6,253 posts
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    Artist submits a self portrait as his driving license photo
  • Salaman 16 Dec 2012 12:51:47 20,106 posts
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    Mubarak slips and falls in the shower. Somehow I find it funny.
  • oceanmotion 19 Dec 2012 13:43:42 16,314 posts
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    Edit.

    Yeah, it's fake. Nicely done though.

    Edited by oceanmotion at 13:49:44 19-12-2012
  • the_dudefather 19 Dec 2012 13:50:44 9,556 posts
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    The ending of Peter Jackson's Return of the King really didn't follow the book that closely

    (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • fletch7100 30 Dec 2012 20:00:50 7,599 posts
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    The carry on style of rescues

    http://news.sky.com/story/1031566/ice-lake-rescue-drama-captured-on-video
  • TheSaint 31 Dec 2012 16:37:29 15,408 posts
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    Diagnosing the Home Alone burglars' injuries: A professional weighs in
  • fletch7100 31 Dec 2012 18:37:46 7,599 posts
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    http://news.sky.com/story/1031937/oompa-loompa-attack-police-hunt-pair

    Edited by fletch7100 at 18:38:29 31-12-2012
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 13:13:53
    Priscilla Presley is going out with Toby Anstis.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/weird-celeb-news/priscilla-presley-dating-toby-anstis-1515461
  • mrpon 3 Jan 2013 13:24:31 30,164 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    Diagnosing the Home Alone burglars' injuries: A professional weighs in
    Many a lunchtime guffaw at that, nice one!

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • glaeken 3 Jan 2013 13:41:45 11,365 posts
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    @kalel That is seriously weird. I don't think I could get past the thought of knowing I was putting my dick in the same place as Elvis once did. That's a mind fuck.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 19:37:41
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256527/Employ-Adam-Pacitti-Unemployed-graduate-24-spends-500-billboard-advert-job.html

    What a dick.
  • skuzzbag 3 Jan 2013 21:01:30 5,852 posts
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  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 21:02:03
    A tenner says those glasses are empty frames.
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