'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 95

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  • billythekid 17 Oct 2012 16:34:44 11,780 posts
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    Police taser blind man.

    Fucking idiots in every job I suppose.
  • Spong 17 Oct 2012 16:36:54 525 posts
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    ^They thought his stick was a samurai sword? Jesus. H. Christ.
  • glaeken 17 Oct 2012 17:10:03 11,454 posts
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    That is rather brilliant. I mean obviously I am shocked and outraged but it also makes me laugh for some reason.
  • fletch7100 17 Oct 2012 19:09:14 7,963 posts
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    The Stoner Arms Dealers: How Two American Kids Became Big-Time Weapons Traders
  • richarddavies 18 Oct 2012 13:30:32 3,668 posts
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    The fuck is going on with the world honestly.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-19981400
  • X201 18 Oct 2012 14:22:01 16,676 posts
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    Celebrity Sperm Donor hoax

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19988311


    Hope its for a TV program, and not just a hoax for laughs.
  • Trowel 19 Oct 2012 18:25:18 18,959 posts
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    Sounds like a white van man has gone a bit mental in Wales, running down pedestrians at random. Going by breaking news there's at least 11 injured including kids and one fatality.
  • localnotail 19 Oct 2012 18:33:43 23,084 posts
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    Just heard that on the news. Cardiff, isn't it? Fucked up GTA shit?
  • Psychotext 19 Oct 2012 23:39:38 57,689 posts
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    I was just down the road from that nutter. Literally on the same street at around half three.

    Just, boggles the fucking mind at what he did.

    One woman dead now. Maybe more to come.
  • senso-ji 22 Oct 2012 20:23:54 6,501 posts
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    Italian scientists convicted of manslaughter for not accurately predicting that a large earthquake would occur

    Seriously.
  • Rusty_M 22 Oct 2012 20:32:38 5,495 posts
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    Next up: meteorologists sued for water damage when rain was not forecast.
  • Deleted user 22 October 2012 20:34:29
    This guy is pissing himself right now:

  • senso-ji 23 Oct 2012 22:05:38 6,501 posts
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    RIP Mike Morris :(
  • ecu 24 Oct 2012 02:33:49 77,923 posts
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    lol
  • DodgyPast 24 Oct 2012 06:12:40 8,948 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    lol
    Was a 10 year old boy sat next to us when I saw Paranormal Activity, seemed more relaxed than me at the end of the movie.
  • the_dudefather 24 Oct 2012 13:35:51 9,662 posts
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    Imagine the other theatre: 'Oh man, that was the scariest one yet, there was this scene where a really creepy looking Zebra started talking, and it made a pop-culture reference, I couldn't sleep for a week!'
  • X201 24 Oct 2012 13:43:00 16,676 posts
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    I hate PR bollocks like this

    "A spokesperson for Cineworld said: “We have investigated the incident and can confirm that this was a technical error with the projector and apologise sincerely to the families."

    No it wasn't. Someone set the projector to play the wrong film. It was human error, have the balls to admit it.

    Edited by X201 at 13:43:28 24-10-2012
  • the_dudefather 24 Oct 2012 13:57:07 9,662 posts
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    'there was a lot of... clink on the... stuffer expander. And the plug went in some Tizer.'
  • sport 24 Oct 2012 14:08:54 13,085 posts
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    Blimey, the first scene is some bloody corpse being thrown at the screen. My kid couldn't handle the first 5 minutes of Monster House when a grumpy old guy shouts at a little kid on a tricycle.
  • macmurphy 24 Oct 2012 14:27:09 1,002 posts
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    Description_here

    Bieber's been cloning credit cards again according to some yank's lawsuit. The most genius part is the previous lawsuit he filed.

    The unidentified claimant says Usher sodomised him with a firework while listening to the Katy Perry song of the same name. Utterly brilliant.

    Edited by macmurphy at 14:28:23 24-10-2012
  • chopsen 1 Nov 2012 12:39:26 17,346 posts
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    It took six people three and a half hours to get one hedgehog out of a packet of crisps.
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 1 Nov 2012 12:45:34 11,012 posts
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    "You DON'T know where to come - Click click"
  • Deleted user 1 November 2012 13:26:21
    fletch7100 wrote:
    The Stoner Arms Dealers: How Two American Kids Became Big-Time Weapons Traders
    That's just brilliant. Jewish Bill and Ted's excellent arms-dealing adventures.

    It's a film begging to be made.
  • the_dudefather 1 Nov 2012 13:47:55 9,662 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    It took six people three and a half hours to get one hedgehog out of a packet of crisps.
    I think they spent 3 hours 24 minutes trying to decide the name first

    'No you fool! Crispin is a much better name!'
    'Not it's not, Prickled Onion is cuter!'
  • senso-ji 1 Nov 2012 13:50:53 6,501 posts
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    Ignatius_Cheese wrote:
    "You DON'T know where to come - Click click"
    Bought a tumble dryer from them two weeks ago. Good job I didn't buy an extended warranty.
  • Ziz0u 8 Nov 2012 07:19:46 8,993 posts
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    12 injured and 1 killed at Linkin Park concert in Cape Town when a branding tower collapsed

    I fucking hate Linkin Park, but quite a few of my friends were at the concert.
  • SClaw 9 Nov 2012 15:43:13 826 posts
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    I don't care about the story, but maaaaan I would bang this priest in all sorts of ways God would probably disapprove of.

    Justin Welby: Baby of new archbishop died in car crash

    Er... just to be clear not Justin Welby. Or his dead baby, who was not a priest (I think).

    Edited by SClaw at 15:43:39 09-11-2012

    Edited by SClaw at 15:45:07 09-11-2012
  • Psychotext 9 Nov 2012 15:56:03 57,689 posts
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    Yeah... that seems fairly inappropriate.

    Or do hot women in priest outfits talking about dead babies just do it for you?
  • AaronTurner 12 Nov 2012 17:50:31 8,159 posts
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    m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/srWap30CiR8LR-DQO91AOkg/view.m?id=15&gid=commentisfree/2012/nov/12/arrested-poppy-burning-beware-tyranny-decency&cat=commentisfree
  • jellyhead 12 Nov 2012 19:58:47 24,350 posts
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    Couldn't find the rants thread so here will do.

    WTF, Uganda!?

    Anti-Gay bill looking to be passed by Christmas in Uganda as 'a present' because the public want it. 89% of them apparently.
    Repeat Offenders/Paedophiles etc could face Death Penalty. * been dropped it seems *
    Same-Sex marriages to face life imprisonment.

    Really?!

    I don't want my taxes going to these people. By that i mean the vile ultra-conservative christians who go there spreading hate. They did give the world the 'eat the poo-poo' youtube video though so what else could we expect.

    I despair at times, i really do.

    Edited by jellyhead at 20:03:22 12-11-2012
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