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  • localnotail 22 Aug 2012 23:33:06 23,084 posts
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    I would happily buy a print of this to help with the re-restoration

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • FWB 22 Aug 2012 23:37:58 47,560 posts
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    Old people... adorable. Will take full advantage of being able to do and say what I want without repercussion when I'm elderly. Something has to make up for the shitting in my pants.
  • Fab4 23 Aug 2012 07:16:37 6,520 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    I would happily buy a print of this to help with the re-restoration
    "The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic, he says."

    Hahahaha!! :D
  • Salaman 23 Aug 2012 09:11:46 20,106 posts
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    Saw that reported last night. One was they didn't know who did it and suspected a local parishioner. The next report on another site mentioned an 80 year old lady.

    I can imagine it so vividly.
    "Look at Jesus, the state he's in. Someone should fix that up a bit"
    *next day*
    "Well I've got some paint from painting the shed last year, maybe I should just touch it up a bit. It's disgraceful nobody takes care of this"
    hmm
    "A bit more here"
    Tss
    "not quite right"
    "A tad here"
    Hmmmm
    "Maybe if I add a little there?"
    Oh bollocks. I'll leave it like this. Not quite what I was hoping for but at least it's not in the awful state it was in before!"

    /walks off pleased with self
  • X201 23 Aug 2012 10:35:59 16,211 posts
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    Gibbons 'sing soprano' on helium

    "Researchers in Japan..."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19348123
  • Immaterial 23 Aug 2012 12:55:31 1,732 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Gibbons 'sing soprano' on helium

    "Researchers in Japan..."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19348123
    Brilliant. Next, US researchers confirm that putting a chimpanzee in a washing machine makes the chimp angry and disorientated.

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • Immaterial 23 Aug 2012 17:26:25 1,732 posts
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    Man Bites Snake
    "A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you," Mohammed Salmodin told the BBC.

    He has now been discharged from hospital where he was being treated for the snake bite.

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • spamdangled 23 Aug 2012 17:30:38 27,788 posts
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    That fresco story has been one of the leading items on BBC News 24 all day today.

    The woman has denied saying that she acted without permission, stating that "anyone could see me, I didn't attempt to hide what I was doing".

    Which isn't quite the same as having permission to do it in the first place...

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  • spamdangled 23 Aug 2012 17:31:27 27,788 posts
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    Immaterial wrote:
    X201 wrote:
    Gibbons 'sing soprano' on helium

    "Researchers in Japan..."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19348123
    Brilliant. Next, US researchers confirm that putting a chimpanzee in a washing machine makes the chimp angry and disorientated.
    As well as dead, of course.

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  • kinky_mong 23 Aug 2012 17:44:03 11,318 posts
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    Can't stop laughing at that restored fresco, just amazing!
  • glaeken 23 Aug 2012 18:12:32 11,365 posts
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    For some reason I find this pretty funny.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921
  • oceanmotion 24 Aug 2012 17:28:06 16,314 posts
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23/100-year-old-package-norway_n_1825464.html?utm_hp_ref=world

    100 year old box being opened.

    Verdens Gang explains that the package has been kept in a museum in Gudbrandsdal and dates all the way back to August 26th, 1912. It carries a note from a man named Johan Nygard, specifying that it is not to be opened until 2012

    Stream

    http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544

    Edited by oceanmotion at 17:29:13 24-08-2012

    Edited by oceanmotion at 17:35:40 24-08-2012
  • mal 24 Aug 2012 17:38:39 23,597 posts
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    So noon EST. That's about teatime isn't it?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • oceanmotion 24 Aug 2012 17:40:15 16,314 posts
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    There be a box inside a box.

    Face melt awaits or Brad Pitt crying.
  • oceanmotion 24 Aug 2012 17:46:35 16,314 posts
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    Paper from 1914 in a box sealed in 1912.

    Time traveler!
  • mal 24 Aug 2012 17:49:24 23,597 posts
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    Damnit, what was it? I'm assuming the violinist currently on stage didn't come out of the box.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • oceanmotion 24 Aug 2012 17:51:47 16,314 posts
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    Scarves and lots of paper.

    They have left now. Must have found a paper beyond 2012.
  • Tom_Servo 26 Aug 2012 22:01:16 18,082 posts
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    Essex police investigate lion sighting
  • shamblemonkee 26 Aug 2012 22:14:02 14,953 posts
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    just came on to post exact same thing - this is not the typical sky news tweet i see at the top of twitter!


    2m Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak
    Essex Police investigating after reported lion sighting near Clacton
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    Edited by shamblemonkee at 22:14:16 26-08-2012
  • Trowel 27 Aug 2012 20:23:33 18,449 posts
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    Athletics official killed by javelin to the throat - counseling being given to the 15 year old who threw it... fuck.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19391807
  • sport 28 Aug 2012 09:30:20 12,943 posts
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    Well it's about bloody time! Virginity Cream \o/

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039
  • Deleted user 29 August 2012 17:06:29
    Anarchist US soldiers 'plotted government overthrow'. They had purchased land in Washington, over $50,000 of guns, and planned to blow up a dam, poison apple crops, and assassinate President Obama.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19408479
  • senso-ji 30 Aug 2012 15:50:58 6,253 posts
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    The striking South African miners have been charged with the murder of their colleagues, even though it was the Police who fired the shots

    I'm not sure why this story isn't getting more scrutiny, tbh. Absolutely shocking events.
  • X201 30 Aug 2012 15:53:41 16,211 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    The striking South African miners have been charged with the murder of their colleagues, even though it was the Police who fired the shots

    I'm not sure why this story isn't getting more scrutiny, tbh. Absolutely shocking events.
    Dead Belgians innit.
  • RyanDS 30 Aug 2012 16:37:54 10,494 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    The striking South African miners have been charged with the murder of their colleagues, even though it was the Police who fired the shots

    I'm not sure why this story isn't getting more scrutiny, tbh. Absolutely shocking events.
    It's very different to what you would expect. Even the trade union leaders are blaming their own union members, and the police really had no choice.

    It is just tragic all around.
  • jellyhead 30 Aug 2012 17:07:02 24,350 posts
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    Apparently the miners had been violent and armed with knives and machetes. Some had been to witch-doctors who put spells on them to make them 'invulnerable' and a shop-keeper had been killed a few days ago.

    It's a desperately tragic series of events.

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  • spamdangled 31 Aug 2012 00:05:36 27,788 posts
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    Cyborg flesh is now reality.

    This could end up being pretty big news in the future.

    I'm waiting for the conspiracy nutters to get hold of it.

    Edited by darkmorgado at 00:06:16 31-08-2012

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  • Psychotext 31 Aug 2012 02:54:05 56,734 posts
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    This is brilliant: A doctor is baffled: Why did a 
giant man walk into the ER holding 
a tiny woman by her feet?
  • DodgyPast 31 Aug 2012 04:42:58 8,782 posts
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    http://www.nationmultimedia.com/national/Passengers-to-get-fake-goods-warning-30189478.html

    Thailand is cracking down on people bringing counterfeit goods into the country.

    One of the more ridiculous things the government's announced recently.
  • DodgyPast 3 Sep 2012 10:30:32 8,782 posts
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    http://m.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/sep/03/bruce-willis-apple-itunes-library?cat=film&type=article

    Bruce Willis is planning on fighting Apple for the right to pass on the contents of his iTunes account in his will.

    Nice to see someone with some money try to improve our rights to digital content.
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