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  • billythekid 12 Dec 2007 10:20:57 11,109 posts
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    Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God,
    I don't know but today seems kinda odd,
    No barking from the dogs, no smog,
    And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.
  • UncleLou Moderator 12 Dec 2007 10:23:48 35,508 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God,
    I don't know but today seems kinda odd,
    No barking from the dogs, no smog,
    And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.

    Heh. Not so sure about the quality of the lyrics, but I love the song.
  • catterz 12 Dec 2007 10:23:59 8,763 posts
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    Everybody says that the Scatman stutters but doesn't ever stutter when he sings,
    What you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now,
    That the stutter and the scat is the same thing,
    I'm the Scat Man.

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • billythekid 12 Dec 2007 10:24:26 11,109 posts
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    Yo, yo, yo, yo
    I got fifty Bentley's in the West Indies
    IT DOESN'T MATTER!
    I got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of trees
    IT DOESN'T MATTER!
    I just won the bingo bought a crib in Rio
    IT DOESN'T MATTER!
  • Kay 12 Dec 2007 10:28:08 17,820 posts
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    ''Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
    And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
    when-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
    overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
    Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
    And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
    From a distance I desired, secretly admired her;
    Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:
    My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well
    Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you
    When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp
    Damn I wish I wasn't such a wimp!
    'Cause then I would let you know that I love you so
    And if I was your man then I would be true
    The only lying I would do is in the bed with you
    Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, PS love me tender
    The letter came back three days later: Return to Sender
    Damn!''

    Probably my all-time fave.

    K
  • smoothpete 12 Dec 2007 10:28:34 31,501 posts
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    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Is there such a thing as a good rap lyric? Most of it is so bloody childish.
    Yes
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:02:31
    Iam wrote:
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Is there such a thing as a good rap lyric? Most of it is so bloody childish.

    Heard most of it, have you?

    People who hate all rap = ignorant.

    It's like hating all games.
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:04:39
    Fuck fuck fuck
    Motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck
    Motha fuck motha fuck
    Noische noische noische
    1,2 1,2,3,4 noische noische noische
    Smoking weed smoking wiz
    Doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers
    Rolliní fatties smoking blunts
    Who smokes the blunts?
    We smoke the blunts?

    Rolliní blunts and smokin emí

    15 bucks little man
    Put that shit in my hand
    If that money doesnít show
    Then you owe me owe me owe
    My jungle love yea
    Owee owee owee o
    I think I wanna know ya know ya
    Yea what
  • Carlo 12 Dec 2007 11:05:25 17,999 posts
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    Fozzie_bear wrote:
    Got on the bus with me day saver...
    Lay low... Did a 'Grand theft auto' in my '05 V6 Clio-twin-turbo!

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:06:45
    I spotted Miss World too good to be true
    But the club was pretty dark and i'd had quite a few
    I staggered to her table sippin' my brew
    But just as i get there she goes to the loo (what?)
    Impatience hits out, now what do i do
    And then I kop her friend and she's alright too
    Her arse in good shape, above average boat
    I ask her name, she sticks her tounge down my throat
    I'm not one to gloat or boast but take note
    Twenty minutes gone and she's gettin' her coat
    So I down my beer, my boys start to cheer (hey)
    Grin across my face runs from ear to ear
    She gives me the look and i mean the look
    Was it love at first sight man or summat she took?
    A stagger in my step like i crooked and i think
    The girl looks shot she's had too much to drink
    I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink
    But i don't get a chance cos she gives me a wink
    So i travel to hers in an illegal cab
    Plus i know shes a student her house is drab
    In my head im laughin, i put the graft in
    Stereos playin some timeless marvin
    The lights dim down and the clothes come off
    But i pass out cos her pillows too soft

    I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
    I dont want to make love
    I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
    I dont want to make love

    Im up the next mornin but where the hells this?
    Im trapped in a girly, purple abyss
    Its proving costly, she took me hostage
    First things first man wheres the frosties?
    I slowly tip-toe toward the door
    But she grabs my left arm like i've broken the law (what?)
    Now who'm i kiddin, i aint her guest
    But she playin like she got me under house arrest
    She starts with a speech about how shes feeling
    Im more intrigued by her lilac ceiling
    Antyime now there's a question pending
    She wants to confirm a romantic ending
    Why do they charm you with hocus - pocus?
    I gotta get home for the football focus
    To dodge small talk i admit defeat
    Er ..How are you for dinner love, Tuesday week?

    I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
    I dont want to make love
    I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
    I dont want to make love

    As we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cab
    But i made her see sense with the gift of the gab
    A cabs twenty quid, enough money for us
    Plus its 1 nugger each on the two twenty bus
    Theres one little issue that we gotta address
    I got just enough cash for a pizza express
    Even though she wants Thai chilla beef with mango (huh?)
    I'd be content with some wings from nandos
    We get to express but before we can order
    She starts with the tirade that i never call her
    I say im trynna keep my phone bill smaller
    Try and change the subject, have you got taller?
    Dont give me that, thats a load of tosh
    She says words like that shes a little bit posh
    Look all i want Earl is a call at lunches
    And she keeps rantin the waiter approaches
    Be honest, do ya want this to work or not
    Er ... doughballs please and an american hot
    Im talking geezer, i want to no please
    She'll have a ceaser with no anchovies
    And two paronies, he makes a note
    I look back at her and shes gettin her coat
    She heads for the door like a spoiled adult
    More food for me eh? What a result

    I dont want
    I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
    I dont want to make love
    I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
    I dont want to make love
  • daithi90 12 Dec 2007 11:07:31 3,283 posts
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    "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"


    @squarejawhero

    Agreed. I listen to Jay Z and Kanye regularly despite being a big indie and punk fan. People who dismiss all rap don't realise it's not all guns and bitches.
  • catterz 12 Dec 2007 11:10:18 8,763 posts
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    Ay ay Jaycee
    Sup Aron?
    Ain't that Snoop Dogg over there?
    That that nigga with that blue coat on?
    Yeah
    Yeah oh yeah that's that nigga
    Nigga roll up on the side of him man
    Roll your window down
    Man hand me my motherfuckin Glock man gimme another clip
    Cuz I'm gonna smoke this fool
    Yeah roll the windows down
    Yeah, OK there you go
    Ay man, you Snoop Dogg?
    Snoop?
    Huh?
    Snoop Doggy Dogg?
    Man he's Snoop Dogg
    Man fuck that nigga!!
    [gun shots]
    Nigga man!
    Get that nigga man!
    Man get up fool man, get up man, don't be tryin to run man
    Get up on that fool man, I don't give a fuck
    What set you got now? Fuck you nigga!
    Yeah nigga, whassup?
    Nigga?
    Yeah motherfucker
    Yeah nigga, one less nigga
    Yeah nigga, youse a dead motherfucker now

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  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:11:05
    "I made a G today" But you made it in a sleazy way
    sellin' crack to the kid. "I gotta get paid,"
    Well hey, well that's the way it is.
  • UncleLou Moderator 12 Dec 2007 11:12:02 35,508 posts
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    Oh, and just so you suffer, like I do, from this one playing in your head all day:

    Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
    Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
    now they droppin and yellin
    it's a tad bit late
    Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:12:47
    My ringtone :D
  • jonsaan 12 Dec 2007 11:15:15 25,342 posts
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    Eric B and Rakim: Follow the Leader.
    Public Enemy: Bring the Noise.
    Public Enemy: Channel zero
    Eminem: Stan
    Grandmaster Flash: White Lines
    Grandmaster Flash: The Message
    Public Enemy: Don't Believe the Hype

    Conclusion: Early rappers had something to say:)

    Eminem is top too lyrically I think.

    FCUTA!

  • Wayne 12 Dec 2007 11:16:55 2,143 posts
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    gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty
    he pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry
    like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary
    he's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century

    a gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
    doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
    he's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
    and i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack
  • JYM60 12 Dec 2007 11:17:15 16,812 posts
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    Not really rap, but, enjoy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHvHSdm9wKI

    [8/10] http://www.youtube.com/lllBetterThanHalolll

  • catterz 12 Dec 2007 11:24:03 8,763 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    My ringtone :D
    No way, it's mine too. :D

    o/\o

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  • JuanKerr 12 Dec 2007 11:24:23 36,241 posts
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    Best rap lyric by far:

    "I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"
  • Wayne 12 Dec 2007 11:25:27 2,143 posts
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    Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland,
    They make it out of oil and tires and pollen
    diesel, mirabar, flat press too
    These are the types of soap bar available to you

    These little bits of plastic you find inside
    You can use those as a quality guide
    Of the standard of soap bar that you are smoking,
    the more bits of plastic means the better the toking

    ----------------


    This bloke said to me, you haven't got a clue,
    'bout the damage that soap bar can do to you
    I tried to see things from his point of view
    but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too
    The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff
    I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough
    My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw
    'cos the thing about soap bar is it's fucking hardcore
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:26:25
    JuanKerr wrote:
    Best rap lyric by far:

    "I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"

    "Trying to play me out man as if my name was Sega"

    catterz wrote:
    boabg wrote:
    My ringtone :D
    No way, it's mine too. :D

    o/\o

    :D
  • JuanKerr 12 Dec 2007 11:30:11 36,241 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    Best rap lyric by far:

    "I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"

    "Trying to play me out man as if my name was Sega"


    "I'll serve your arse like John McEnroe"
  • smoothpete 12 Dec 2007 11:32:54 31,501 posts
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    House of Pain have no place in this thread
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:33:44
    smoothpete wrote:
    House of Pain have no place in this thread

    /shows door
  • smoothpete 12 Dec 2007 11:36:42 31,501 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    House of Pain have no place in this thread

    /shows door
    /looks at door

    /camera cut to boabg flying through door, Jazzy Jeff style
  • craigy Staff 12 Dec 2007 11:38:01 7,600 posts
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    Best rap song ever - Rapper's Delight
  • JuanKerr 12 Dec 2007 11:38:16 36,241 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    House of Pain have no place in this thread

    It's only because they've got lyrics and you ain't got none.
  • Deleted user 12 December 2007 11:40:29
    JuanKerr wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    House of Pain have no place in this thread

    It's only because they've got lyrics and you ain't got none.

    /mumbles something about a "shotgun, SHOTGUN"

    /plays boom shake the room
  • Universal_Hamster 12 Dec 2007 11:41:30 4,948 posts
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    Aesop Rock could be my fave:

    In slipped rhythm
    Fed a cycle bound by dilemma-debting vendetta
    Escaped briefly back to my apartment
    Parked in front the fan
    And reminesce about the day I ran a mile with your heart in my hand
    'Tesants get the New York home game
    With real life shoot-em-up action
    Thug, vagrant, yuppie, and art
    Free game piece all included
    I told this cat the earth was flat
    He walked till his beard grew long enough to strangle himself for being stupid
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