Ever have one of those days where you want to kill people? Page 3

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  • Demikaze 20 Aug 2009 12:23:21 6,701 posts
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    pauleyc wrote:
    Demikaze wrote:
    One of those days?

    /bludgeons rabbit to death using another rabbit
    Fixed.

    /coat

    ;) But briefly, for a moment, there would be two rabbits. That's a 100% rabbit increase. /o\
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  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2011 10:20:28 32,414 posts
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    Yup, one of those days. Everyone needs to FUCKING DIE.
  • Stickman 25 Feb 2011 10:22:03 29,660 posts
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    I worry when you post stuff like this.
  • LionheartDJH 25 Feb 2011 10:26:59 19,649 posts
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    I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
  • Salaman 25 Feb 2011 10:29:04 20,614 posts
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    Chillax Pete it's Friday!
  • Craig0702 25 Feb 2011 10:32:12 2,178 posts
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    IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAAAAAYS!

    /bizkit
  • MetalDog 25 Feb 2011 10:34:23 23,928 posts
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    Every working day I want to punch about three people - I'm pretty sure every commuter feels the same way, but I've yet to see one give in to the urge...
  • skuzzbag 25 Feb 2011 10:37:32 5,934 posts
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    You know my anger levels have dropped since I started walking to work. The bus just fucks me off as it's full of kids all playing music on tinny little iPhone speakers.
  • Fab4 25 Feb 2011 10:37:46 6,808 posts
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    I call them week days.
  • LionheartDJH 25 Feb 2011 10:40:57 19,649 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Every working day I want to punch about three people - I'm pretty sure every commuter feels the same way, but I've yet to see one give in to the urge...

    Now you have. Americans saying 'cunt' just doesn't sound right.
  • ResidentKnievel 25 Feb 2011 10:41:39 6,446 posts
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    The buses have been especially bad with this week being half-term, they're full of fat, ugly children being affectionate towards each other. It's sickening.
  • matt6666 25 Feb 2011 10:43:47 2,620 posts
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    Americans saying "twat" sounds wrong also..

    Like t-what.. Heh.. Idiots!
  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2011 10:48:07 32,414 posts
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    I'm not saying I agree with those american folks who go spree shooting with assault weapons, but I understand.
  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2011 10:50:16 32,414 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Chillax Pete it's Friday!
    For most people, yes. Looks like I'm working the weekend though so it may be friday today but it's monday tomorrow
  • skuzzbag 25 Feb 2011 11:14:11 5,934 posts
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    You need a job with low responsibility. Yeah the pay is shit but when someone mentions Sat or overtime I show them my contract and wage.

    Of course living on the breadline aint a barrel of laughs either ;)
  • TechnoHippy 25 Feb 2011 11:22:04 14,707 posts
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    If I punched everyone that pissed me off, my arm would be tired before leaving the house.
  • CosmicFuzz 25 Feb 2011 11:30:05 29,097 posts
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    /stealth "I'm a wifebeater" post
  • LionheartDJH 25 Feb 2011 11:33:30 19,649 posts
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    Techno Hippy, this morning.
  • speedofthepuma 25 Feb 2011 11:35:18 13,352 posts
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    Nah, he lives alone, just batshit mental.
  • skuzzbag 25 Feb 2011 11:41:00 5,934 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Nah, he lives alone, just batshit mental.

    So he'd punch himself as he'd be pissing himself off?

    That is mental!
  • thedaveeyres 25 Feb 2011 11:47:52 12,204 posts
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    If you're going to leave the house with a tired arm, there are frankly better alternatives to explore than punching yourself.
  • TechnoHippy 25 Feb 2011 11:54:58 14,707 posts
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    thedaveeyres wrote:
    If you're going to leave the house with a tired arm, there are frankly better alternatives to explore than punching yourself.

    One arm is for punching, the other is for wanking.

    I am a lover and a fighter :-)
  • Stickman 25 Feb 2011 11:58:20 29,660 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    No real anger here, but my boss needs a soilid backhand slap for shouting around the office about me losing his rugby tickets while I was on a conference call.

    I haven't lost them you lecherous decrepit spazznugget, now STFU as I'm actually trying to cram a day's work into three hours so I can go to the pub!
  • Madder-Max 25 Feb 2011 18:26:43 11,973 posts
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    I work in recruitment now and I want to kill the client who interviewed a spot on candidate I provided, but then decided she was going to advertise in the paper too and see what results that gained. GRRRRRR! she has now almost doubled her recruitment costs (my fee was my monthly threshold) withthe cost of the paper ads. She aint gonne find anyone decent from the paper and i bet shes gonne try knocking my fee down too....despite agreeing terms.

    for fucks sake. what is wrong with people
  • Deleted user 25 February 2011 18:29:49
    Every single Chav that walks into casualty to see me with a broken hand I want to put down.

    Either they

    a.) learn to punch properly

    or

    b.) I accidentally admin the wrong dose of pain killers
  • Deleted user 25 February 2011 18:31:19
    alright, shipman.
  • Trafford 25 Feb 2011 18:51:37 6,897 posts
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    Yes, one of those days. So good, I've got a disciplinery on Tuesday at 1100 :(
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