Ever have one of those days where you want to kill people? Page 3

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  • Demikaze 20 Aug 2009 12:23:21 6,698 posts
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    pauleyc wrote:
    Demikaze wrote:
    One of those days?

    /bludgeons rabbit to death using another rabbit
    Fixed.

    /coat

    ;) But briefly, for a moment, there would be two rabbits. That's a 100% rabbit increase. /o\
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  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2011 10:20:28 31,469 posts
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    Bump

    Yup, one of those days. Everyone needs to FUCKING DIE.
  • Stickman 25 Feb 2011 10:22:03 29,664 posts
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    I worry when you post stuff like this.

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  • LionheartDJH 25 Feb 2011 10:26:59 19,376 posts
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    I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • Salaman 25 Feb 2011 10:29:04 18,953 posts
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    Chillax Pete it's Friday!
  • Craig0702 25 Feb 2011 10:32:12 2,178 posts
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    IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAAAAAYS!

    /bizkit
  • MetalDog 25 Feb 2011 10:34:23 23,697 posts
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    Every working day I want to punch about three people - I'm pretty sure every commuter feels the same way, but I've yet to see one give in to the urge...

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • skuzzbag 25 Feb 2011 10:37:32 5,638 posts
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    You know my anger levels have dropped since I started walking to work. The bus just fucks me off as it's full of kids all playing music on tinny little iPhone speakers.
  • Fab4 25 Feb 2011 10:37:46 5,986 posts
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    I call them week days.
  • LionheartDJH 25 Feb 2011 10:40:57 19,376 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Every working day I want to punch about three people - I'm pretty sure every commuter feels the same way, but I've yet to see one give in to the urge...

    Now you have. Americans saying 'cunt' just doesn't sound right.

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • ResidentKnievel 25 Feb 2011 10:41:39 6,173 posts
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    The buses have been especially bad with this week being half-term, they're full of fat, ugly children being affectionate towards each other. It's sickening.

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  • matt6666 25 Feb 2011 10:43:47 2,620 posts
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    Americans saying "twat" sounds wrong also..

    Like t-what.. Heh.. Idiots!
  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2011 10:48:07 31,469 posts
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    I'm not saying I agree with those american folks who go spree shooting with assault weapons, but I understand.
  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2011 10:50:16 31,469 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Chillax Pete it's Friday!
    For most people, yes. Looks like I'm working the weekend though so it may be friday today but it's monday tomorrow
  • skuzzbag 25 Feb 2011 11:14:11 5,638 posts
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    You need a job with low responsibility. Yeah the pay is shit but when someone mentions Sat or overtime I show them my contract and wage.

    Of course living on the breadline aint a barrel of laughs either ;)
  • TechnoHippy 25 Feb 2011 11:22:04 14,705 posts
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    If I punched everyone that pissed me off, my arm would be tired before leaving the house.

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  • CosmicFuzz 25 Feb 2011 11:30:05 23,774 posts
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    /stealth "I'm a wifebeater" post

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  • LionheartDJH 25 Feb 2011 11:33:30 19,376 posts
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    Techno Hippy, this morning.

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • speedofthepuma 25 Feb 2011 11:35:18 13,278 posts
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    Nah, he lives alone, just batshit mental.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • skuzzbag 25 Feb 2011 11:41:00 5,638 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Nah, he lives alone, just batshit mental.

    So he'd punch himself as he'd be pissing himself off?

    That is mental!
  • thedaveeyres 25 Feb 2011 11:47:52 10,810 posts
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    If you're going to leave the house with a tired arm, there are frankly better alternatives to explore than punching yourself.

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  • LeoliansBro 25 Feb 2011 11:49:34 43,671 posts
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    No real anger here, but my boss needs a soilid backhand slap for shouting around the office about me losing his rugby tickets while I was on a conference call.

    I haven't lost them you lecherous decrepit spazznugget, now STFU as I'm actually working!

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • TechnoHippy 25 Feb 2011 11:54:58 14,705 posts
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    thedaveeyres wrote:
    If you're going to leave the house with a tired arm, there are frankly better alternatives to explore than punching yourself.

    One arm is for punching, the other is for wanking.

    I am a lover and a fighter :-)

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  • Stickman 25 Feb 2011 11:58:20 29,664 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    No real anger here, but my boss needs a soilid backhand slap for shouting around the office about me losing his rugby tickets while I was on a conference call.

    I haven't lost them you lecherous decrepit spazznugget, now STFU as I'm actually trying to cram a day's work into three hours so I can go to the pub!

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  • Madder-Max 25 Feb 2011 18:26:43 11,640 posts
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    I work in recruitment now and I want to kill the client who interviewed a spot on candidate I provided, but then decided she was going to advertise in the paper too and see what results that gained. GRRRRRR! she has now almost doubled her recruitment costs (my fee was my monthly threshold) withthe cost of the paper ads. She aint gonne find anyone decent from the paper and i bet shes gonne try knocking my fee down too....despite agreeing terms.

    for fucks sake. what is wrong with people

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  • Deleted user 25 February 2011 18:29:49
    Every single Chav that walks into casualty to see me with a broken hand I want to put down.

    Either they

    a.) learn to punch properly

    or

    b.) I accidentally admin the wrong dose of pain killers
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    alright, shipman.
  • Trafford 25 Feb 2011 18:51:37 5,721 posts
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    Yes, one of those days. So good, I've got a disciplinery on Tuesday at 1100 :(
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