99 problems and being ginger is one
Ever have one of those days where you want to kill people? • Page 2
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Madder-Max 10,976 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI feel like this everyday because I play Xbox 360 EVERY DAY and therefore it is natural that i want to kill people EVERY DAY because I kill people in games which is just like real life and as I cant differentiate between games and reality I dont see that killin g someone in real life is any different because I have no brain and i cannot think for myself! -
jellyhead 24,346 posts
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Registered 10 years agoToday and Yesterday i am borderline sociopathic due to my work place and some colleagues.
If i closed my eyes and everyone in the world disappeared i'd be quite content.
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Razz 57,937 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI just woke up!
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smoothpete 29,185 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker today. Stupid goddamn work. -
jellyhead 24,346 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI like you, Razz. Come the revolution your death will be quick and painless.
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MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agocatterz wrote:
When I was a kid, fourteen or so, I wrote about a space colony where if you committed a serious crime, you had to spend a certain amount of time as a 'stress toy', all gimp-masked up so that your friends couldn't recognise you if they happened to get you on a stress hire call. You weren't allowed to kill or maim them, but anything else was fair game.
EDIT: @Ginger: Think you could hire chavs to go in and take a beating from a cricket bat? Now that I'd pay to do.
I'd completely forgotten about it until now.-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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Quint2020 3,484 posts
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Registered 6 years agoRazz wrote:
I can feel the jealousy building...
I just woke up!
I just want to go home, can't handle work today....... or ever in fact. -
PES_Fanboy 11,522 posts
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Registered 8 years agoMetalDog wrote:
O_Ocatterz wrote:
When I was a kid, fourteen or so, I wrote about a space colony where if you committed a serious crime, you had to spend a certain amount of time as a 'stress toy', all gimp-masked up so that your friends couldn't recognise you if they happened to get you on a stress hire call. You weren't allowed to kill or maim them, but anything else was fair game.
EDIT: @Ginger: Think you could hire chavs to go in and take a beating from a cricket bat? Now that I'd pay to do.
I'd completely forgotten about it until now.
Have you pitched this idea to the Daily Mail / Express? -
MetalDog, where can I subscribe to your newsletter?
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Razz 57,937 posts
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Registered 11 years ago/sits in underwear
/sips tea
/dunks choccy biscuits
/flicks on 360
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MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agoHeh - even in the story, it wasn't pushed as a terribly good idea. One of the characters ended up trying to deal with the fact that one of his friends, who he thought to be a really mellow fellow, violently beats and rapes him during his stint as a stress toy.-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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NewYork 24,813 posts
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Registered 7 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
Can you imagine the spike in S&M fetishist crime.MetalDog wrote:
O_Ocatterz wrote:
When I was a kid, fourteen or so, I wrote about a space colony where if you committed a serious crime, you had to spend a certain amount of time as a 'stress toy', all gimp-masked up so that your friends couldn't recognise you if they happened to get you on a stress hire call. You weren't allowed to kill or maim them, but anything else was fair game.
EDIT: @Ginger: Think you could hire chavs to go in and take a beating from a cricket bat? Now that I'd pay to do.
I'd completely forgotten about it until now.
Have you pitched this idea to the Daily Mail / Express? -
jellyhead 24,346 posts
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Registered 10 years ago/ glares at Razz's post
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jellyhead 24,346 posts
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Registered 10 years agoNewYork wrote:
Hurrah! Politicians, Lawyers and Clergy to suffer crime!PES_Fanboy wrote:
Can you imagine the spike in S&M fetishist crime.
Have you pitched this idea to the Daily Mail / Express?
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bauhaus 3,510 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIŽve just done my tax return
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Psychotext 49,221 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMetalDog wrote:
You were 14 when you wrote this?
Heh - even in the story, it wasn't pushed as a terribly good idea. One of the characters ended up trying to deal with the fact that one of his friends, who he thought to be a really mellow fellow, violently beats and rapes him during his stint as a stress toy.
/steps away from the forumThis post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.
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smoothpete 29,185 posts
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Registered 9 years agoMetalDog wrote:
You must have been an interesting 14 year old MD
Heh - even in the story, it wasn't pushed as a terribly good idea. One of the characters ended up trying to deal with the fact that one of his friends, who he thought to be a really mellow fellow, violently beats and rapes him during his stint as a stress toy.
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Psychotext 49,221 posts
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Registered 7 years agobauhaus wrote:
I'm not finished with mine yet... but I know this year it's costing me big.
IŽve just done my tax return
/loads sniper rifle
/heads to shops
/sharpens bladesThis post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.
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MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI read a lot, I picked up a lot of adult themes reading adult books, that's all.-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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bauhaus 3,510 posts
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Registered 7 years agoPsychotext wrote:
You go thru the front, I'll pick em off as they pop out the backbauhaus wrote:
I'm not finished with mine yet... but I know this year it's costing me big.
IŽve just done my tax return
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Mr_Sleep 13,573 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI remember when my company partly merged with another and they decided to swap over systems as well as all kinds of other things. We'd spent about two years cleaning up our old system so it was in perfect working order for the first time, then with the new system it was all screwed, so we had to start clearing up everything all over again.
Then we transferred over to new offices and every system that went on the network would slow the connection to the database down. It ended up being slower than a 56k modem connecting to a massive product database. All this time me and my only other colleague had to work like motherfuckers to try and get through a massive workload on a system that took about five minutes to update one product line and we had hundreds to add.
I spent a lot of time during that period contemplating hurting people and I'm not prone to violence in any way at all. God I'm so glad not to be doing that job any more. It was as bad as above for about a month, then the new speed came in and we had to then catch up with all kinds of problems that the merger caused, those problems took about five months I think, then there was Christmas product related stress. I'm so fucking glad i don't work there any more.
To summarise, possibly the worst time of my working life and every day I came close to caving someone's head in. The same person who was a cunt but still, he doesn't know how close he came to being seriously hurt. -
smoothpete 29,185 posts
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Registered 9 years agoBump
Having one of those days again. People may get hurt if they continue to fuck with me. Find out your own fucking answers, you bastards. -
Jeepers 12,590 posts
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Registered 7 years agosmoothpete wrote:
What's the best way to make a cup of tea, Pete?
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Having one of those days again. People may get hurt if they continue to fuck with me. Find out your own fucking answers, you bastards.
And why do mammals have hair?
And what is the collective noun for insects?
/tugs Pete's sleeve
Pete?
Pete?!
Peter?
Peter?!
PETE?!!?
PETER!?!?!!1 -
pinkds 1,604 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI'd like to kill my colleague fairly soon. -
RetardStrong 3,223 posts
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Registered 5 years agoDefinitely one of those days.
-It's the hottest day of the year ( expected to reach 36° C today )
- I have to work today
- There's a festival 1 mile from my house and My bloody Valentine are performing tonight but I don't have a ticket
- My wrists and hands are too big to just pass bracelets.
- I'm still furious from yesterday
Seeing all those happy teenagers wanndering about makes me want to go on a killing spree.
GRRRRRRRR -
smoothpete 29,185 posts
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Registered 9 years ago/throws jeepers through window, then stamps his face to jelly -
Demikaze 6,691 posts
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Registered 4 years agoOne of those days?
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Spin_Dr_Wolf 6,170 posts
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Registered 10 years ago/hot boxes room
Chill Winston ! -
pauleyc 4,287 posts
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Registered 11 years agoDemikaze wrote:
Fixed.
One of those days?
/bludgeons rabbit to death using another rabbit
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i'm having an awesome day. Regularly get super stressed and angry. came back from hols last week with only 3 weeks left till i leave this shithole. don't give a fuck. listening to the cricket and reading eg.
will continue till next friday. -
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