Ever have one of those days where you want to kill people? Page 2

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  • Madder-Max 29 Jan 2008 11:23:23 11,566 posts
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    I feel like this everyday because I play Xbox 360 EVERY DAY and therefore it is natural that i want to kill people EVERY DAY because I kill people in games which is just like real life and as I cant differentiate between games and reality I dont see that killin g someone in real life is any different because I have no brain and i cannot think for myself!

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • jellyhead 29 Jan 2008 11:24:58 24,350 posts
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    Today and Yesterday i am borderline sociopathic due to my work place and some colleagues.
    If i closed my eyes and everyone in the world disappeared i'd be quite content.

    / daydreams

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  • Razz 29 Jan 2008 11:25:25 59,994 posts
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    I just woke up! :p

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  • smoothpete 29 Jan 2008 11:27:30 31,017 posts
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    I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker today. Stupid goddamn work.
  • jellyhead 29 Jan 2008 11:28:42 24,350 posts
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    I like you, Razz. Come the revolution your death will be quick and painless. :)

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  • MetalDog 29 Jan 2008 11:28:42 23,706 posts
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    catterz wrote:
    EDIT: @Ginger: Think you could hire chavs to go in and take a beating from a cricket bat? Now that I'd pay to do.

    When I was a kid, fourteen or so, I wrote about a space colony where if you committed a serious crime, you had to spend a certain amount of time as a 'stress toy', all gimp-masked up so that your friends couldn't recognise you if they happened to get you on a stress hire call. You weren't allowed to kill or maim them, but anything else was fair game.

    I'd completely forgotten about it until now.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Quint2020 29 Jan 2008 11:30:04 3,484 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    I just woke up! :p

    I can feel the jealousy building...

    I just want to go home, can't handle work today....... or ever in fact.
  • PES_Fanboy 29 Jan 2008 11:30:21 11,636 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    catterz wrote:
    EDIT: @Ginger: Think you could hire chavs to go in and take a beating from a cricket bat? Now that I'd pay to do.

    When I was a kid, fourteen or so, I wrote about a space colony where if you committed a serious crime, you had to spend a certain amount of time as a 'stress toy', all gimp-masked up so that your friends couldn't recognise you if they happened to get you on a stress hire call. You weren't allowed to kill or maim them, but anything else was fair game.

    I'd completely forgotten about it until now.

    O_O

    Have you pitched this idea to the Daily Mail / Express?
  • Lutz 29 Jan 2008 11:30:31 48,854 posts
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    MetalDog, where can I subscribe to your newsletter?
  • Razz 29 Jan 2008 11:33:01 59,994 posts
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    /sits in underwear

    /sips tea

    /dunks choccy biscuits

    /flicks on 360

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  • MetalDog 29 Jan 2008 11:34:11 23,706 posts
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    Heh - even in the story, it wasn't pushed as a terribly good idea. One of the characters ended up trying to deal with the fact that one of his friends, who he thought to be a really mellow fellow, violently beats and rapes him during his stint as a stress toy.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • NewYork 29 Jan 2008 11:35:15 24,838 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    MetalDog wrote:
    catterz wrote:
    EDIT: @Ginger: Think you could hire chavs to go in and take a beating from a cricket bat? Now that I'd pay to do.

    When I was a kid, fourteen or so, I wrote about a space colony where if you committed a serious crime, you had to spend a certain amount of time as a 'stress toy', all gimp-masked up so that your friends couldn't recognise you if they happened to get you on a stress hire call. You weren't allowed to kill or maim them, but anything else was fair game.

    I'd completely forgotten about it until now.

    O_O

    Have you pitched this idea to the Daily Mail / Express?
    Can you imagine the spike in S&M fetishist crime.
  • jellyhead 29 Jan 2008 11:35:31 24,350 posts
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    / glares at Razz's post
    / thinks up 10 more ways Razz will die quickly when Jellyhead rules the world

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  • jellyhead 29 Jan 2008 11:36:51 24,350 posts
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    NewYork wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:

    Have you pitched this idea to the Daily Mail / Express?
    Can you imagine the spike in S&M fetishist crime.

    Hurrah! Politicians, Lawyers and Clergy to suffer crime!
    \0/

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  • bauhaus 29 Jan 2008 11:37:19 3,511 posts
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    IŽve just done my tax return

    /loads sniper rifle
    /heads to shops
  • Psychotext 29 Jan 2008 11:37:30 52,777 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Heh - even in the story, it wasn't pushed as a terribly good idea. One of the characters ended up trying to deal with the fact that one of his friends, who he thought to be a really mellow fellow, violently beats and rapes him during his stint as a stress toy.
    You were 14 when you wrote this?

    /steps away from the forum
  • smoothpete 29 Jan 2008 11:37:46 31,017 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Heh - even in the story, it wasn't pushed as a terribly good idea. One of the characters ended up trying to deal with the fact that one of his friends, who he thought to be a really mellow fellow, violently beats and rapes him during his stint as a stress toy.
    You must have been an interesting 14 year old MD :)
  • Psychotext 29 Jan 2008 11:38:11 52,777 posts
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    bauhaus wrote:
    IŽve just done my tax return

    /loads sniper rifle
    /heads to shops
    I'm not finished with mine yet... but I know this year it's costing me big.

    /sharpens blades
  • MetalDog 29 Jan 2008 11:39:27 23,706 posts
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    I read a lot, I picked up a lot of adult themes reading adult books, that's all.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • bauhaus 29 Jan 2008 11:40:11 3,511 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    bauhaus wrote:
    IŽve just done my tax return

    /loads sniper rifle
    /heads to shops
    I'm not finished with mine yet... but I know this year it's costing me big.

    /sharpens blades

    You go thru the front, I'll pick em off as they pop out the back
  • Mr_Sleep 29 Jan 2008 12:03:41 16,240 posts
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    I remember when my company partly merged with another and they decided to swap over systems as well as all kinds of other things. We'd spent about two years cleaning up our old system so it was in perfect working order for the first time, then with the new system it was all screwed, so we had to start clearing up everything all over again.

    Then we transferred over to new offices and every system that went on the network would slow the connection to the database down. It ended up being slower than a 56k modem connecting to a massive product database. All this time me and my only other colleague had to work like motherfuckers to try and get through a massive workload on a system that took about five minutes to update one product line and we had hundreds to add.

    I spent a lot of time during that period contemplating hurting people and I'm not prone to violence in any way at all. God I'm so glad not to be doing that job any more. It was as bad as above for about a month, then the new speed came in and we had to then catch up with all kinds of problems that the merger caused, those problems took about five months I think, then there was Christmas product related stress. I'm so fucking glad i don't work there any more.

    To summarise, possibly the worst time of my working life and every day I came close to caving someone's head in. The same person who was a cunt but still, he doesn't know how close he came to being seriously hurt.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • smoothpete 20 Aug 2009 11:29:59 31,017 posts
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    Bump

    Having one of those days again. People may get hurt if they continue to fuck with me. Find out your own fucking answers, you bastards.
  • Jeepers 20 Aug 2009 11:45:13 13,158 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Bump

    Having one of those days again. People may get hurt if they continue to fuck with me. Find out your own fucking answers, you bastards.

    What's the best way to make a cup of tea, Pete?

    And why do mammals have hair?

    And what is the collective noun for insects?

    /tugs Pete's sleeve

    Pete?

    Pete?!

    Peter?

    Peter?!

    PETE?!!?

    PETER!?!?!!1
  • pinkds 20 Aug 2009 11:51:17 1,604 posts
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    I'd like to kill my colleague fairly soon.
  • RetardStrong 20 Aug 2009 11:55:56 3,229 posts
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    Definitely one of those days.
    -It's the hottest day of the year ( expected to reach 36° C today )
    - I have to work today
    - There's a festival 1 mile from my house and My bloody Valentine are performing tonight but I don't have a ticket
    - My wrists and hands are too big to just pass bracelets.
    - I'm still furious from yesterday

    Seeing all those happy teenagers wanndering about makes me want to go on a killing spree.

    GRRRRRRRR
  • smoothpete 20 Aug 2009 11:56:49 31,017 posts
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    /throws jeepers through window, then stamps his face to jelly
  • Demikaze 20 Aug 2009 12:01:23 6,698 posts
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    One of those days?

    /bludgeons kitten to death using another kitten
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 20 Aug 2009 12:15:48 6,170 posts
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    /hot boxes room

    Chill Winston !
  • pauleyc 20 Aug 2009 12:20:20 4,384 posts
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    Demikaze wrote:
    One of those days?

    /bludgeons rabbit to death using another rabbit
    Fixed.

    /coat
  • Deleted user 20 August 2009 12:22:59
    i'm having an awesome day. Regularly get super stressed and angry. came back from hols last week with only 3 weeks left till i leave this shithole. don't give a fuck. listening to the cricket and reading eg.

    will continue till next friday.
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