This is the sort of information I need from film reviews, including the back story. Good work Max.
A date with Tad Hamilton - 1/10
I got taken to A & E in aberystwyth last night as sliced my left forefinger almost to the bone, in a nice cut going from top left of the finger at a diagonal halfway down and across to the middle finger. Lovely.
On the screen they had BBC 1 with subtitles and the fuilm started at 11.45pm. Saw it all the way through and it truly is one of the most dire, predictable schmucky shitty blergh I have ever seen.
U just know exactly what is going to happen as soon as the intro sequence ends its that bad. It gains a point for predictability.
(Nieces 18th so I go to cut the champagne cork witht the sharpest knife in my sister in laws caravan to put the ten pence piece in and........well let's just say I found out how sharp it actually is. 4 stitches and gas and air just to get the needle into my finger tip for anasthetic. Fucking torture)
I came in like a wrecking ball. Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung. Left me crashing in a blazing fall. All you ever did was wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me.