#9329045, By itamae Rate the last film you watched out of 100

  • itamae 28 Jan 2013 21:36:51 9,897 posts
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    Prometheus - 2/10

    - Mister Clean gets mouthraped by Cthulu
    - That lady from that other movie performs a do-it-yourself abortion in a males only claw crane
    - The token hard-working hard-smoking hard-loving captain talks about Weapons of Mass Destruction
    - Charlize Theron gets run over by a space doughnut

    Every character in this movie is a caricature. Every single line of dialogue is incredibly dumb. Nothing anyone ever does in this film makes any sense at all. It makes Alien 4 look like a good movie. I will give it one point each for looking and sounding nice.
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