#9389236, By Pac-man-ate-my-wife Rate the last film that you watched out of 100%

  • Pac-man-ate-my-wife 22 Feb 2013 10:29:01 6,979 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    Be warned :

    If you have the sheer audacity to enjoy a movie that the 'brain trust' thought was shit, that automatically makes you a retardrapistkiddyfiddlercuntgobshite.

    Tread carefully. Dont admit to enjoying anything and, whatever you do, always watch high-brow black and white subtitled movies - NEVER watch popcorn movies.
    Wait a minute mate, you only got shit because you came in saying "Uh anyone who can't switch their brain of and enjoy the A-Team is a moron"
    True, maybe i worded it poorly, my point was that a lot of people seemed to go into it expecting some sort of Oscar-winning material.

    I think a lot of people forgot that the movie was based on a TV series where, on a weekly basis, the A team would :

    - build a car in 5 minutes out of wood and old toilet seats
    - fire hundreds of rounds of ammunition and not hit anyone
    - Crash their van, flip it 5 times, then drive away unscathed

    The show was known for its "cartoon violence", which they carried over to the movie.

    I never said it was "TEH BEST FILM OF ALL TIMEZ!!??!!", i simply enjoyed it the same way i enjoyed the TV series. Its a 3/5 enjoyable, OTT movie, nothing more.
    But it's still a very bad film in so, so many ways.

    Look at something like Ocean's 11 - whatever it's flaws it's a hugely slick, enjoyable, caper with excellent repartee between the characters, a real sense of 'team' coming together and delivering against the odds.

    Take that formula and apply it to the A-Team and you'd be on to a winner.

    As it was it was souless, empty, crass, lacking in wit, style or character.
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