I find a cheeky bit of fluffing helps. Then trying to think erotic things to keep that 'my cock looks massive, little to they know I'm rocking a semi' vibe.
There's always that danger you go too far the other way though. Went skinny dipping with some lasses once and apparently (I was shitfaced but I'm told) it went from a lazy lob on to the real deal. I sat there in the shallows. The girls went. Some of friends still make periscope jokes.
There's always that danger you go too far the other way though. Went skinny dipping with some lasses once and apparently (I was shitfaced but I'm told) it went from a lazy lob on to the real deal. I sat there in the shallows. The girls went. Some of friends still make periscope jokes.

