Secret Santa at our flat was great this year, one of my flatmates ended up with an blow up sex doll. Everytime I walk into my flatmates room he's got the creepy fucking doll stood up using empty beer crate boxes- she's just staring into the depths of your soul with her lustful mouth wide open.
We call her Philippa. Philippa Hole.
We call her Philippa. Philippa Hole.
