HAY GUYS! I HAZ HATCHET! LOL, IT WAS JUST USELESSLY BRACING THAT DOOR OVER THERE, the one with all the zombies behind ... oh
What a fucktard Ben is.
But at least he's self-aware.
His repeated failures weighed on his conscience until his guilt broke him.
I'd been waiting for this to happen. Here's why I kept him:
The unwritten rules of narrative buildup dictate that Ben will become the Joker up my sleeve: the guy who, during the climax, finally attains redemption. Probably by sacrificing himself somehow.
Kenny, however, is a self-involved cunt.
I've been supporting him and his family from A to Z.
I did tell him off for killing Lilly's dad like a psycho, but apart from that, I always had his back when it mattered.
And now that I finally need his help - now that I'm a walking corpse and Clem's life is on the line... he's like "dude, I'd love to help you - god knows you've done a lot for my family - but you weren't nice to me once.
Basically: waahhh wahh, fuck your surrogate daughter, MY FEELINGS WERE HURT THAT ONE TIME!
Fuck you, Kenny. Go man the boat while I save Clementine.
I'll take Ben along, because despite his uselessness, at least he has the potential to blossom into a hero, or something. You're just a selfish, broken, ungrateful wanker and I'm glad your family died.
On a gentler note, the new characters (Charles, Christa, Omid and Molly) make the old characters look like shit. Charles is was awesome, Christa and Omid are pleasingly nice and non-psychotic, and Molly is a fucking ninja.
Edited by sirtacos at 04:57:19 17-10-2012
What a fucktard Ben is.
But at least he's self-aware.
His repeated failures weighed on his conscience until his guilt broke him.
I'd been waiting for this to happen. Here's why I kept him:
The unwritten rules of narrative buildup dictate that Ben will become the Joker up my sleeve: the guy who, during the climax, finally attains redemption. Probably by sacrificing himself somehow.
Kenny, however, is a self-involved cunt.
I've been supporting him and his family from A to Z.
I did tell him off for killing Lilly's dad like a psycho, but apart from that, I always had his back when it mattered.
And now that I finally need his help - now that I'm a walking corpse and Clem's life is on the line... he's like "dude, I'd love to help you - god knows you've done a lot for my family - but you weren't nice to me once.
Basically: waahhh wahh, fuck your surrogate daughter, MY FEELINGS WERE HURT THAT ONE TIME!
Fuck you, Kenny. Go man the boat while I save Clementine.
I'll take Ben along, because despite his uselessness, at least he has the potential to blossom into a hero, or something. You're just a selfish, broken, ungrateful wanker and I'm glad your family died.
On a gentler note, the new characters (Charles, Christa, Omid and Molly) make the old characters look like shit. Charles is was awesome, Christa and Omid are pleasingly nice and non-psychotic, and Molly is a fucking ninja.
Edited by sirtacos at 04:57:19 17-10-2012
