#9085526, By sirtacos The Walking Dead

  • sirtacos 17 Oct 2012 04:48:31 6,799 posts
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    HAY GUYS! I HAZ HATCHET! LOL, IT WAS JUST USELESSLY BRACING THAT DOOR OVER THERE, the one with all the zombies behind ... oh

    What a fucktard Ben is.

    But at least he's self-aware.

    His repeated failures weighed on his conscience until his guilt broke him.

    I'd been waiting for this to happen. Here's why I kept him:

    The unwritten rules of narrative buildup dictate that Ben will become the Joker up my sleeve: the guy who, during the climax, finally attains redemption. Probably by sacrificing himself somehow.

    Kenny, however, is a self-involved cunt.
    I've been supporting him and his family from A to Z.
    I did tell him off for killing Lilly's dad like a psycho, but apart from that, I always had his back when it mattered.

    And now that I finally need his help - now that I'm a walking corpse and Clem's life is on the line... he's like "dude, I'd love to help you - god knows you've done a lot for my family - but you weren't nice to me once.
    Basically: waahhh wahh, fuck your surrogate daughter, MY FEELINGS WERE HURT THAT ONE TIME!

    Fuck you, Kenny. Go man the boat while I save Clementine.
    I'll take Ben along, because despite his uselessness, at least he has the potential to blossom into a hero, or something. You're just a selfish, broken, ungrateful wanker and I'm glad your family died.


    On a gentler note, the new characters (Charles, Christa, Omid and Molly) make the old characters look like shit. Charles is was awesome, Christa and Omid are pleasingly nice and non-psychotic, and Molly is a fucking ninja.

    Edited by sirtacos at 04:57:19 17-10-2012
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