You're in South Africa, yeah? |
Fuck it, go all Oscar Pistorious on her ass.
In all seriousness though, that's a shitter. But what Dougs said is true - the grass isn't always greener. Maybe it'll take the time apart to make her realise what she's missing and how lucky she was. Dougs also gave more sound advice; in the mean time, get absolutely shit the bed drunk. Works wonders in the short term.
Hated, adored, never ignored.