A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.|
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for the sex that I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I am coming with you. I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year'.
A Russian, an American, and a Ginge were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Ginge said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Ginge replied, "No we're not stupid, We're going at night!"
#3293902, By femalegamer Worst Joke ever......
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