Thing about restaurants is, I know nasty things happen behind the scenes, and I accept it. I just don't want to be told the details o_0
Back in the last century, I was working for McDonalds and a manager by the name of Gaz Nixon (you may know him!) once told us he used to have a ham shandy every morning in the stock room before most of the staff turned up.
He asked "are you telling me you've never had a wank ibn the stock room before?"
we replied "no" in unison.
He said "oh......"
This followed with a very awkward silence.