#9395488, By TechnoHippy Donate your unwanted stuff - charity thread

  • TechnoHippy 25 Feb 2013 10:41:36 14,719 posts
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    DUFFMAN5 wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Shit Sandwich
    Working on a sex farm
    Trying to raise some hard love
    Getting out my pitch fork
    Poking your hay

    Scratching in your hen house
    Sniffing at your feedbag
    Slipping out your back door
    Leaving my spray

    Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
    Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
    Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

    Working on a sex farm
    Hosing down your barn door
    Bothering your livestock
    They know what I need

    Working up a hot sweat
    Crouching in your pea patch
    Plowing through your bean field
    Planting my seed

    Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
    Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
    Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

    Working on a sex farm
    Trying to raise some hard love
    Getting out my pitch fork
    Poking your hay

    ...they just don't write 'em like that anymore ;)
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