Rooney wrote:Yes but you obviously have not met the ginger who lives next door to me..let's just say thick and shit go together quite well for her ;0)
Thought so, but why a ginger, they're not stupid....it seems like an irish joke.
These jokes are pretty bad too.
We call our grandad "Spiderman".
He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.
A man walked into a pub,
Went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be 10 pence.'
'Ten pence?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak And a bottle of wine?'
'A pound,' the barman replied.
'A pound?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs With your wife?'
The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing To his business down here.'