OK i havent read past the first 5 posts but I have the best move ever.
Face petting!!!
Seriously, after 5-15 mins joking about, take your hand and gently rub it down her face. It will drive her either a) fucking mad (in this case best be prepared to run!) b) dripping at the gash!
Either way it is fucking funny.
Oh and for bonus points, lick your hand before petting!
Face petting!!!
Seriously, after 5-15 mins joking about, take your hand and gently rub it down her face. It will drive her either a) fucking mad (in this case best be prepared to run!) b) dripping at the gash!
Either way it is fucking funny.
Oh and for bonus points, lick your hand before petting!
