Mario has big floppy man-tits, thus bringing balance to the cosmos.|
Lara doesn't have big tits anymore. Can't remember any in Walking Dead or State of Decay. XCom's ladies were all hidden behind armour so probably not outsized, and Crusader Kings just has portraits so I couldn't tell you.
In conclusion then, of all the games I've played recently there were zero big tits. Maybe you should play games that aren't aimed at teenage boys.
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