#9549092, By X201 The Apprentice 2013

  • X201 4 May 2013 20:24:44 18,253 posts
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    And this year's muppets are...



    Pearls of wisdom include:

    [I’m an old head on young shoulders. I believe that I’m the new breed of businessman that this process requires.

    [I’m a ‘Great’ of my generation. I’m an innovator and leader in business. I take inspiration from Napoleon; I am here to conquer.

    Some people might come to this process with a game plan. I just feel my effortless superiority will take me all the way.


    [I] I have the energy of a Duracell bunny, sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit and a brain like Einstein.

    [I] I’m business perfection personified.


    Where the hell do they find them? Is there a special catalogue that they order them from.
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