#9531270, By kinky_mong The many ways porn has lied to us

  • kinky_mong 26 Apr 2013 14:17:04 9,607 posts
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    Your friend's hot mom isn't in her late twenties/early thirties, her boobs probably aren't ripe and perky, and she definitely doesn't want to have sex with you just because her son is doing the grocery shopping when you come out of the shower.

    Also your hot teacher probably isn't going to risk her career by fucking you in the classroom when all the other students leave, and certainly won't increase your grade as a reward for ruining her favourite glasses by ejaculating over them.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

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