There were loads of weirdos about when I was at college, particularly on the bus.|
There was this dumpy black woman who wore a massive hat, three coats and had several large suitcases with her at all times. On the same bus every morning and seemed to spend her day just hanging round the bus station. Apparently her house burned down and she lost everything, so she decided to keep everything with her to keep it safe.
Then there was the guy who rode the bus all day everyday, he only ever got off for a piss according to the driver. His hair was so greasy it looked like it was set solid and there was an indescribable odour when he was around. Anyway, I was sat in front of him once and he tapped me on the shoulder.
"I'm not anything to do with Jesus am I mate?"
"It's just those kids over there are laughing at me, I think I might be Jesus."
"Obviously not the Jesus, but like a reincarnation or summat."
I got off at the next stop.
The best weirdo though was the singing Big Issue guy outside M&S. Always had his own versions of classic songs, including 'It's Not Unusual (to buy a Big Issue)'. I really hope he's doing well for himself now.
#9396860, By Kid_Icarus Weirdos you've encountered
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