Commutes are great for this sort of thing.|
So far the stand out nutters are the gentleman who was in some way connected to the Royal Opera House and held up the whole train (a slamdoor) at Epsom while he stood half-on half-off the train arguing with me over whether 'the jews' were responsible for it's downfall and indeed the downfall of the entirety of Western Civilisation. He thought they were, I thought he was out of his mind. Either way the train was late.
The other was the drunken Irishman who decide me and him should run Britain - and we should start by assassinating David Cameron. He said this loudly and often and I'm probably on a list somewhere now.
-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.