#9380149, By Legless Blade Runner shoots girlfriend in face

  • Deleted user 19 February 2013 16:44:41
    /sits back in armchair

    Having read the evidence presented in this thread, and the defendant's interpretation of events, the headline in tomorrow's newspaper should be, quite simply...

    "Oscar Preposterous"

    /adjusts cushions

    Still, he has certainly put in an Oscar-worthy performance today

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