#9905381, By Random Musings

  • Deleted user 13 October 2013 16:52:21
    beastmaster wrote:
    One of my mates has set me up on a date tonight. I'm not really that bothered and can't be arsed driving 30 miles to go and meet her.

    I need an excuse :-)

    I could paraphrase the second sentence, I suppose.
    Tell her you're a bit of a loner, annoying, prefer masturbation to women and don't know much about things you're very enthusiastic about.

    I'm sure you can pull it off.
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